Breakfast Topic: What would you do for a Beta Invite?
by Alex Ziebart 
Jul 20th 2008 at 8:00AM
We're going to do something a little different for today's Breakfast Topic. Let's play a little game. Almost all of us have seen those corny, awful Klondike Bar commercials, right? If not, YouTube has some examples for you so you can bask in their ridiculousness. So my request for you this fine Sunday morning is to tell us (tastefully) what you would do for a beta invite, in the style of the Klondike Bar commercials. Yes, I'm serious! Heck, even if you don't want a beta invite, play along! This is purely to have ourselves a good time this morning.So, out with it. What would you doo-OOO-ooo for a Beta invite?
What would I do for a beta invitation, you ask? Well, I would sing and record the Lament of Captain Placeholder, save it as an mp3 and post it on WoW Insider to be downloaded and mocked by thousands of our readers around the world. But, um... no video. I can only handle so much shame.
I'll see if I can convince some of our other bloggers to answer the question here throughout the day.
Filed under: Analysis / Opinion, Breakfast Topics, Expansions
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
Thorall Jul 20th 2008 8:07AM
I would have sex with Britney Spears to get a Beta invite!
Camaris Jul 20th 2008 9:09AM
Yes. Or even Rihanna.
Tran Jul 20th 2008 8:12AM
How many vital organs can you live without?
Cal Jul 20th 2008 8:36AM
There's a reason they're called "vital". :P
GamerCrusader Jul 20th 2008 1:55PM
I think you can technically get your lungs, heart, kidney, stomache, small intestines, part of your large intestines, a large chunk of your brain, Most muscle mass, ummm... The list goes on a bit further, but given planning you can get those replaced with artificial items and still live for a few months. well.. weeks.
Charlie Jul 20th 2008 2:22PM
full of win
Screech Jul 20th 2008 8:17AM
I would kill a hobo for a beta invite, and perhaps I'll consider having sex with him.
Ametrine Jul 20th 2008 8:52AM
In which order?
Proud2bawesome Jul 20th 2008 8:18AM
can i trade a klondike bar for a beta invite?
that would be sweeeeeet
tboy10394 Jul 20th 2008 8:18AM
Level up a prot pally to 30
Jordrah Jul 20th 2008 9:12AM
i would level up druids from 1 to 20 over and over until i got one... god that is the most brutal 1-20 of any class...
Angry Joe Jul 20th 2008 8:19AM
I would test the game, free of charge, for a beta invite.
Matthew Rossi Jul 20th 2008 9:40AM
I'd even throw in playing both warriors AND shamans.
FantomRedux Jul 20th 2008 8:29AM
I would play on Runescape to get a beta invite.
Seriously
FantomRedux Jul 20th 2008 8:30AM
I would play on Runescape to get a beta invite.
Seriously
Tikkiman Jul 20th 2008 8:39AM
Transfer my main to any server and participate in one of those run-athons that ya'll are likely to have once community sites get their keys.
Fyrestrike Jul 20th 2008 8:44AM
I would actually and seriously level an alliance character.
mibu Jul 20th 2008 8:47AM
I'll play an alliance character..a gnome one..
Mr Crispy Jul 20th 2008 8:54AM
More like: What wouldn't I do?
Gimmlette Jul 20th 2008 8:58AM
Nothing. The random rolling gods either like my "2" or they don't. If they don't, I'll read about it here. If they do, the guild reads about it first on our web site and THEN I'll post here.