Caption This!

Welcome back! Now that our enforced break is over, Caption This has returned, with an all-new chance to win fabulous prizes! (Note: prizes may not be considered fabulous by non-WoW players.)
The story goes like this: I post a picture during Tuesday maintenance. You write a humorous caption for this picture by Friday, August 15 at 11:59 PM EST. It could be a funny description of the situation or a quote that you imagine the characters in the screenshot saying. Examples of previous winners can be found here, here and here. Leave your captions in a comment on this post, and keep it clean -- if Blizzard would warn you for saying it in-game, don't enter it in the contest. During the weekend, the WoW Insider team responds with their favorites, and ten of those will be chosen for the final vote. On Tuesday morning, we put the top ten up for a public vote in a new post. Voting ends Wednesday, August 20 at 11:59 PM EST. After the voting, we notify the winners. If they respond to our e-mail and confirm that they're eligible to win, we mail out their prizes and write a "winner" post whenever we get both responses.
And what are these prizes, you ask? Well, first place winner gets a 60-day game card, worth approximately $30. And for a change of pace, the second-place winner will get his choice of one of these seven World of Warcraft action figures from Toyglobe, subject to availability: night elf druid, human warrior, gnome warrior, troll priest, dwarf warrior, orc shaman, or blood elf rogue, worth up to $20. No, you can't have Illidan or the draenei harbinger.
However, to win you have to be eligible -- and to be eligible, you have to be a U.S. or non-Quebec Canadian resident at least 13 years of age. Sorry, EU and Oceanic readers, but legal restrictions make it impossible to include everyone. The official rules for the contest can be found here. Read them or be faced with a wave of attack lawyers!
This picture, featuring tons of elvish goodness, comes from the official WoW screenshot archives. Good luck!
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 27)
Maedis Aug 15th 2008 9:08PM
NO MORE MEOW MIX! NO MORE MEOW MIX!
Milktub Aug 12th 2008 9:05AM
"Oh," she thought to herself. "Oh how nice it would be to have six hands today."
Talus Aug 12th 2008 6:22PM
WE CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGERS? KTHXBAI
Mr. Crow Aug 12th 2008 9:07AM
*sigh* I knew I shouldn't have worn the catnip-flavored perfume.
Alexistina Aug 12th 2008 9:08AM
I want a leg!
Avior64 Aug 12th 2008 9:08AM
Uhhh..... Catnip anyone?
F0REM4N Aug 12th 2008 9:09AM
Sure, one pussy is great, but...
Veilside9999 Aug 12th 2008 11:46AM
The first Druid to /lick me gets a free Beta Key!
theo Aug 12th 2008 9:13AM
now all i need is the penut butter and we have ourselfs a beastyality flick
spearxxi Aug 12th 2008 9:12AM
"Only one of you will be Azeroth's next Best Feral."
AEBlackbert Aug 15th 2008 8:37PM
Duck, Duck, Goose!
Dumbluck Aug 12th 2008 9:13AM
Oh, we can haz elfie cheezburger?!?
dcisko Aug 12th 2008 9:13AM
Um, yes... I'll change the litter box right away!
Eliminate Aug 12th 2008 9:14AM
"Blech - Tastes like Murloc!"
zappo Aug 12th 2008 9:15AM
word of advice: never spill catnip on your dress
Wildwitch Aug 14th 2008 10:37AM
Sniff, sniff. Hmm...I smell something funny on her. That smells like poodle!
Verses Aug 12th 2008 9:15AM
"The slightest move could- AAHH !!"
Borrik Aug 12th 2008 9:15AM
"Enny Meanny Minney Moe… Catch a kitty by the toe…"
Or
“Oooo Mommie! I want this one for a Pet!”
Larry-Steve Aug 12th 2008 9:17AM
"If I leave this room with any other hair than blonde this dress, so help me..."
Ryanix-Arthas Aug 12th 2008 9:17AM
I love petting my kitty...