Baby Polar Bear is the cutest tank ever
by Mike Schramm 
Aug 27th 2008 at 1:30PM
BRK can have his gigantic Rhinos (OK, fine, I'm getting one of those, too), but I'll take this beast -- a slavering, rampaging, murdering... baby polar bear as a Hunter pet. Seriously? How does this thing even attack? The graphics, cute as they are, don't really look like they're done -- kind of just seems like a bear with a baby mask on. But sure enough, the pet is called an Arctic Grizzly Cub, and can be found as early as 69 in Dragonblight. This may not stay tameable on the live realms, of course, but if it does, it could be the cutest thing ever to tear apart the Alliance in Eye of the Storm.
Here, have a tasty Coke. Now die!
Filed under: Hunter, Analysis / Opinion, Fan stuff, Odds and ends, Humor
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Liel Aug 27th 2008 1:39PM
Man I could imagine getting pwned by one of those in STV on a pvp server.
Dewey Aug 27th 2008 1:41PM
That's just the panda cub/polar bear cub vanity pet model made larger. The graphics don't look so hot enlarged like that...
Jamminvk Aug 27th 2008 1:43PM
Why all the Alliance hatred?
Zuldim Aug 27th 2008 1:48PM
Because they suck. /duh
Ktok Aug 27th 2008 2:00PM
Because they're Alliance... duh ;)
Gnome huggers... all of yah.
Michael Aug 27th 2008 5:52PM
Jealousy, resentment, bitterness, spite, insecurity, anxiety? Take your pick.
Zuldim Aug 27th 2008 1:47PM
It's too bad it grows to normal bear size.
"Awww look at the cute little... wait.. no-n-nooo AHHH!!!!"
Faerun Aug 27th 2008 1:52PM
You think a polar bear cub pet is cute? Wait until a druid gets his glyph of the white bear and uses a noggenfogger. Then you'll have a real polar bear cub tank.
Oneiroi Aug 27th 2008 2:18PM
YES!
I originally thought I heard they weren't letting us tame the youngin's.
Now let us tame "SoftKnuckles".
http://petopia.brashendeavors.net/wotlk/mobs/softknuckle.php
Who's the cutest, yes he is.
Stoneblade Aug 27th 2008 2:32PM
Hell. Yes.
Making those tamable would be six flavors of awesome. I would so take that over the standard gorilla model, any day.
Barnister Aug 27th 2008 2:24PM
yay! gurlz need da cutenezz...
*yawn*
thebvp Aug 27th 2008 2:40PM
Mazzaranche still owns all.
...nothing quite like getting beat on by a pink flamingo named BirdReynolds.
William Aug 27th 2008 2:50PM
LOL.. yeah.. he was one of my friend's first pets just cuz it was unique. Talk about hilarious.
Jack Aug 27th 2008 2:45PM
It's a good thing they're adding those stable slots in Wrath too: there's so many pets I want to tame! Now they just need to make a tameable frog...
What? I can dream, can't I?
Mellah Aug 27th 2008 3:14PM
looks like a huge rat
vlad Aug 27th 2008 3:29PM
holy shit that little motherfucker is cute as balls!!!
StillWaters Aug 27th 2008 3:31PM
A MUCH better video of this cool Bear pet can be found at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28y6bn4qcBI
peon47 Aug 27th 2008 4:08PM
Just about to link that one. It's my video, and it's nice to see it's a widdle bit famous already. Go watch, rate, comment.
Jennifer Aug 27th 2008 4:19PM
I love it!!!
Totally going to multibox hunters in WoTLK if this pet makes it live!
ScorchHellfire Aug 27th 2008 5:00PM
lol it walks like a pimp...
btw people this model is just a reskinned version of the panda cub you get from the original wow ce... which i own... mini diablo ftw imo...