The 10 people you need to know in WoW - #7-10
7. The Rival"Jesus, just look at that guy's gear! Why didn't that stuff ever drop for us, huh?"
If you raid at all, then odds are pretty good that you have a direct counterpart in a competing guild close to your level of progression. Theirs is the toon you'll want as an immediate reference for the purpose of comparing spec, gear, enchants, and gem decisions. If they seem to know what they're doing and some of their choices seem radically different from yours, it never hurts to ask why. They may have changed their gear for progression purposes, or they might have found something useful in a different spec -- or, appearances to the contrary, one of the two of you might have gotten something drastically wrong.
Either way you want to maintain a good relationship with The Rival. He will almost certainly be under consideration if your GM gets hungry for more players of your spec and class, and their guild is where you're most likely to end up if yours goes belly-up. You (or he) may not wind up the same spec when all's said and done, but if your GM asks if that person's any good, you want to know enough about him to give an informed perspective. On the flip side, you want The Rival to know what your capabilities and experience are, because I 100% guarantee that he's going to be asked about you in the event that you apply to his guild.
No matter what happens, you won't hurt yourself (or him) by keeping an eye on this guy and trying to be just a little bit better than he is at the job both of you do.
8. The Colleague
"If you want my honest opinion, the class leader's dead wrong about you need to be doing on that fight. Here's what worked for me."
A more genteel version of The Rival (unless your guild is really cutthroat or an ingame subsidary of the Corleone family), The Colleague is also someone who does the same job you do in raids. They are usually -- but not always -- an intra-guild player (those who aren't may pull double-duty as a Rival), and often -- but not always -- your spec and class. Now, they tend to be the most typically helpful whenever you're new to a fight that they've seen before and they can give you the benefit of their own experience, but if something clearly isn't working for you and you're not sure what's causing it, then The Colleague should be your first stop while trying to fix the problem.

Protect this person (or people). They're the most likely to back you up in the event that you have to argue in favor of changing the raid's approach to the fight, and if they're also a member of your guild, you're likely to be waiting on some of the same drops they are. If you look out for them, they'll look out for you.The tanks, the melee DPS, the ranged DPS, and the healers all comprise their own very distinct sub-groups in most raids, and they fail to support each other at the raid's collective peril.
9. The News and Rumor Junkie
"Don't buy that pattern! A blue post said it's going to be trainable in the next patch and that's why the price on the AH seems so low all of a sudden. Just give it a few weeks."
Some of us read the official forums purely for the entertainment value. Others do it because apparently they are professional trolls. Still others just hang around the forums and other WoW sites like Blue Tracker like it's their job (and for some of us, it is a job). If you don't have much time to devote to staying current with the numerous tweaks, large or small, the developers are planning, you'll benefit from hanging around someone who does. The game changes pretty frequently, but most of the time it doesn't do so without those changes being made public well in advance. Commodities on the AH rise and fall as a result of tweaks made to professions. Classes become more and less popular in both PvP and PvE as a result of the devs' experimentation with arena and new raid content.
If you want to be well-placed to benefit from upcoming changes rather than being at their mercy once they go live, the News and Rumor Junkie can help save you time and gold. And yes, this is a version of the asymmetric information Pjammer refers to concerning lawyers, doctors, financial advisers, and mechanics; these people all save (or make) money through their possession of knowledge that most people don't have. The nice thing about WoW is that such knowledge is usually free and out there for the taking. Like here, for instance!
10. The Techie

"Type in /menuhere and that should pull up the configuration menu for the mod. Got it? OK, what you want to do is scroll down and start clicking off the options to auto-publish to /raid and /group..."
Past a certain point, nearly everyone dabbles in UI enhancement or finds themselves with an unpleasant technical problem related to the game. Certain people have a more intuitive understanding of what's going on behind the electronic hissy fits being thrown, either because they've had the same problem or they just know how things work. Make friends with a Techie. At some point, unless you are possibly #4 and just as ridiculously lucky out of game as in, you are going to require his services. This person may be all that stands between you and a boring slew of nights trying to figure out how to get a mod or the game itself to work.
Now, what I've written here is necessarily colored by my own experiences; your mileage (as they say) may vary. But if any of these people regularly participate in your ingame life, I'd say you can count your blessings. I know I've left some people out, however. Thoughts on an addendum to this list?






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Chris Lee Sep 4th 2008 9:04PM
wow, a good read!
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Lanth Sep 4th 2008 9:25PM
If I had all of them, I would probably still be playing this game.
Though you don't want the wrong type of Ridiculously Lucky Bastard. You know, the one who always beats your roll for the epic sword.
xanithon Sep 4th 2008 11:01PM
Indeed, quite entertaining.
Many people I know fit into these categories ^.^
Ilcyra Sep 5th 2008 12:01AM
I loled...#1 describes my husband perfectly. He ran another guild through regular UB this afternoon because he was bored with dailies!
Boal Sep 5th 2008 3:38AM
I have been reading WoW Insider for what seems like a very long time now and this is probably the best article I have read. Some articles on WoW Insider are based in facts, and some are opinion pieces about those facts, but this one is a great combination of helpful advice, opinion, and factual evidence (with the exception of the lucky bastard) that I feel everyone should read.
I wish I was a lot of these people to my friends in game, but I know I am little more than the News and Rumor Junkie... And that makes me sad :(
Tyvlen Sep 5th 2008 9:04AM
Im the Techie lol and i have most of these people on my list, btw im also the multi tasking pally healer =P
VERY GOOD read, kudo's. i enjoyed this immensly, and i agree with Lanth, i sometimes hate the "Lucky Bastard" who always out rolls me on epix!
Reader Sep 5th 2008 9:11AM
Finally a really good article.
Especially the good/bad hunter part.
Angus Sep 5th 2008 9:33AM
The bored tank.
Ah. Fun memories.
I was in a guild that refused to take me to heroics because I don't have CC. I got in a PUG with a healer that introduced me to a warrior tank/feral druid couple and a hunter.
We blew through Heroic mech and bot in no time and in 2 weeks I had upgraded 2 pieces of gear to badge gear. Eventually the group just sort of stopped going and I had to find a real guild.
Jagoex Sep 5th 2008 6:48PM
Great post! Very well done.
I would have added another to the list:
The Rank 14 Icon.
There's nothing like a bit of old-school, knowledgeable perspective in a guild or any environment. And this individual would naturally combine many of the items already on your list.
GMs/HWLs ftw. =)
that one guy Sep 6th 2008 1:00AM
The Rich Guy
This is a guy that has no life outside of WOW so spends it farming, doing dailies, and merchanting. These guys know the tips and tricks of getting the most out of the AH. If you find a nice one, they might teach you a few...
Adbiku Sep 13th 2008 5:13AM
I enjoyed this thoroughly. In response to the good/bad hunter, I want to observe as a complete and total noob that the learning curve on hunters is fairly steep. Basic proficiency is nice, but to be one of the ones that really excels seems to require more knowledge then is commonly availible.
redraga Sep 9th 2008 4:37PM
Very good read! Loved it.
Lemons Sep 9th 2008 5:51PM
You should write a list of people you don't want to know. I can already think of one: the Hedonist.
This guy has dropped out of high school and has no other real plans in life. He drinks, does drugs, smokes both cigarettes and pot and he's not shy about. He'll continually stop the raid to take a smoke, grab a beer, or call his dealer. And unless your guild is comprised entirely of these people he just generally makes a lot of people uncomfortable.
Unfortunately the Hedonist can also be the lucky bastard, the rival, or the colleague, and probably some others. So...in the end...you might have to put up with his blathering about how high he is right now.
UltimateFail Oct 4th 2008 9:30PM
I was advised to read this by a guildie (while grinding out another alternate profession toon ;) )- some really great resources in here, I didnt even know about BlueTracker!
Keep up the good work.
-UltimateFail
Ally/Malorne
ParagusofEonar Oct 15th 2008 3:05PM
Great read! I've recently started reading some WoW Insider and loving it. I'm fortunate to know many of the people on this list. I myself have been one or more of the roles on the list at moments here and there, but I am fortunate to know a few people who are consistently more than one of the 10 ppl on the list AT ALL TIMES. lol.
/Bruce Campbell: groovy!
PowerPally Nov 1st 2008 6:49PM
This was an awesome read. I know most of these people(being a bored tank & rumor junkie myself) in game, and am now looking for the rest. Lucky Bastard is filled though.