WoW Moviewatch: EPIXX, or Too Fast For Love
It's been a while since I wrote about Kilh, of Rock 'n' Troll fame. He noticed the contest with a little over three days left until the deadline. Of course, being the talented filmmaker that he is, he decided to give it a go -- with amazing results. When asked for comment, he stated that the script made no sense, so he just followed it as if it were step-by-step instructions.
Featuring a voiceover by yours truly, EPIXX - Too Fast For Love is ... something else. Try to imagine toilet gnomes, a ruined PR campaign (a nod to one of my Moviewatch posts), an epic purple Wand of Not Burning Books (the part that I voiced), a Titanic spoiler, and a bad 80s song in the credits that isn't a Rickroll. Those are just some of the highlights of an intentionally awesome script!
[Thanks for the laughs, #machinima on Quakenet IRC!]
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Filed under: Machinima, Humor, WoW Moviewatch






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
vey_kos Sep 7th 2008 12:16PM
Wtf did I just watch?
Core Sep 7th 2008 12:22PM
I have no idea what just happened there.
SBKT Sep 7th 2008 12:23PM
The gnome in the Silverwing base part does sound like how the gnomes act on my server...
This video deserves a pie and a lolwtf.
Makis Sep 7th 2008 12:31PM
EPIC !!!! Totally EPIC !!!!
Wouter Sep 7th 2008 12:37PM
Absolutely blew my mind!
Kilh Sep 7th 2008 12:46PM
One [Wand of Not Burning Books] to rule them all!
wowblogger Sep 13th 2008 6:56AM
Er wtf! What happened there? I never get machina (or whatever its called :)
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Tap Sep 7th 2008 1:05PM
i want my 5 min back please.
Elrox Sep 11th 2008 9:41AM
5 minutes? movie lasted 11 minutes >.>
Exius Sep 7th 2008 2:46PM
*Twitch* I'm not quite sure what happened there..
Zep Sep 7th 2008 1:09PM
That was like How To Paladin 40 crossed with Hitchhiker's Guide with satanic influence.
Eipuorgoom Sep 7th 2008 1:16PM
To the script writer: Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?
Radiophonic Sep 7th 2008 1:23PM
Surreal lol
Bloodletter Sep 7th 2008 2:41PM
*twitches*
*brain explodes*
jurandr Sep 7th 2008 2:52PM
I don't think this video was worth the time it took to watch.
I demand $5
Caaras Sep 7th 2008 3:13PM
Most of the movies I see, are crap. Try and take themselves to seriously, or force a joke. This is the first WoW Machima I have actually enjoyed. Props to the creator.
But "Bad" 80s song in the credits? That song is awesome man. Don't be hating.
Moo Money Sep 7th 2008 3:59PM
Hey, I'm female and grew up on Cyndi Lauper. I actually like the song, but I think the script itself called for a bad 80s song.
Keyra Sep 8th 2008 9:20AM
We need a poll for the worst 80s song! Here are some nominees:
∙ Karma Chameleon (Culture Club)
∙ Party All the Time (Eddie Murphy)
∙ Come On Eileen (Dexy's Midnight Runners)
∙ I Love a Rainy Night (Eddie Rabbit)
∙ Break My Stride (Matthew Wilder)
I could go on, but you're probably being tortured by having one or more of the above running through your head now.
Darxide Sep 7th 2008 4:12PM
reminds me of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag-_SOihwwg
creepi9ngdeth Sep 7th 2008 9:09PM
wtf.. omfgbbq
my brain feels alone in the etheral vortex it got sucked into... ahhhh