LOL Abuse in patch 3.0.2

What is not great in the eyes of some is the potential and actual abuse from the system that will result.
Take for instance what happened when I created simple macro that did /lol, and spammed it for 60 seconds. I got a nice number of 258 "Total times LOL'd" written down in my achievements page, right there for everyone to see. This just opens up the door for abuse of the worst kind – lol abuse.
What do I mean by lol abuse?
Lol abuse is when you stand in the middle of Stormwind like I did and spam it just to get that big number. I can say that because at times I know I am going to be bored enough that I'll try to get over a million lol's in a year. Rapidly pushing my key will make this easy. If I wanted this to be even easier, I could make all my raiding macros /lol every time I used one of them. If I did this to my Devastate macro, I could artificially inflate my lol number a few thousand each night I raid.
The bottom line is that only you can prevent / engage in lol abuse.
After having committed the serious sin of lol abuse, I must say that I encourage it. My guild is considering (though my officers don't know it yet) requiring at least 20,000 lols to be accepted into our ranks.
So please get laughing, because we all need to 'achieve' huge meaningless numbers.
Filed under: Analysis / Opinion, Humor






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
Manatank Sep 14th 2008 2:05PM
lol
Marla Sep 14th 2008 2:09PM
lol
B Sep 14th 2008 2:10PM
lol
Manatank Sep 14th 2008 2:11PM
lol
LOL Sep 14th 2008 2:35PM
lol.
Richwarf Sep 14th 2008 2:37PM
lol
lol
lol
Izbay Sep 14th 2008 2:42PM
lol
Sallix Sep 14th 2008 4:14PM
lol
Scottyy Sep 14th 2008 2:58PM
lol
Azri Sep 14th 2008 3:02PM
lol
Zuldim Sep 14th 2008 4:08PM
lol
Finnicks Sep 14th 2008 4:57PM
rofl?
PimpyMicPimp Sep 14th 2008 7:18PM
lol
Buffalufagus Sep 15th 2008 10:54PM
lol
Blide Sep 14th 2008 2:08PM
This is going to be terrible...
Manatank Sep 14th 2008 2:12PM
lol
lewisd35 Sep 14th 2008 2:52PM
...and the moment achievements start affecting instances will be the day I leave WoW for good. I had enough of xbox live players not playing the game as it was designed because all they cared about was some pointless achievement.
At the moment when you enter an instance you can be sure everyone is looking to achieve the same thing i.e kill the bosses. Now that may be to complete a quest, gets some xp/loot, whatever. But the main thing is everyone is shooting for the same goal. If we now find the odd person in the group going for some stupid achievement that isn't related to the groups purpose this game will royally suck!
Nick S Sep 14th 2008 3:01PM
#showtooltip Steady Shot
/lol
/console Sound_EnableSFX 0
/cast !Auto Shot
/castrandom [target=pettarget,exists] Kill Command
/cast Steady Shot
/console Sound_EnableSFX 1
/script UIErrorsFrame:Clear();
Faar Sep 14th 2008 8:31PM
It'll be a fad, and then people will tire of it when they realize they'll gain nothing from it.
Maybe Blizzard could implement a "Sore Throat" debuff if you use more than 5 voice emotes in a single minute that stops you from annoying your surroundings with any more /lolling... They did with leatherworking drums, so one can only hope. :)
Randolf Sep 14th 2008 2:08PM
I got yo back