Remember, entrants must be U.S. or non-Quebec Canadians at least 13 years old. If you'd like to check out the contest's official rules, they can be found here. Happy voting!
Again, we have a couple of entries that don't fit into our polling software. Here they are! You can vote for them under "Syll's poem" and "Debricashi's lawsuit" above.
When the Flesh-Elbowed Sneetches had frankfurter roasts,
or picnics or parties or marshmallow toasts,
they never invited the Plain-Elbowed Sneetches.
Left them out cold in the dark of the beaches.
Kept them away; never let them come near,
and that's how they treated them year after year. -- Syll
"Good afternoon, gentlemen. I represent the citizens of Lordaeron you see behind me. I am here to inform you that we will be bringing a class action suit against you for malpractice regarding treatment of plague victims. Expect the documents in your office by Monday." -- Debricashi
|"Red rover, red rover, send -- OH MY GOD!" -- Roahne||1498 (22.6%)|
|Syll's poem (see above)||204 (3.1%)|
|November 12th. 11:47PM. -- Leighlu||546 (8.2%)|
|Jeez, multi-boxing has gotten really out of hand.. -- sladedarkonis||1198 (18.1%)|
|This takes "Corpse Run" to a whole new level. -- Maever||679 (10.3%)|
|No matter how much he tried to get the screaming peasants to stop running, they simply would not listen to Herbert's reasonable proposal of term life insurance.-- Kyrren||136 (2.1%)|
|Debricashi's lawsuit (see above)||256 (3.9%)|
|Residents of Tirisfal Glades gathered at Saturday's Shamble for the Cure to raise decomposition awareness. -- zuffix||383 (5.8%)|
|AP news: "Lehman Brothers employees leave Wall Street with all their worldly possessions." -- Antigone||658 (9.9%)|
|Coz every ghoul crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man. -- GnarlynarZ||308 (4.7%)|
|It was then and there that I knew, deep down in my cold and unbeating heart, that I was the best dressed corpse in that whole damned army. -- shawn.brockmeier||553 (8.3%)|
|Luther could only turn away in frustration. Another forsaken year of trying to spell out "M O T H E R" on the cemetery hillside for Mother's Day. -- Borayar||204 (3.1%)|
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