Mage class not being removed at this time
In a startling announcement, European CM Vaneras has confirmed that Blizzard has no plans to remove the Mage class from the game. "Current plans," the CM later clarified. "Please remember that the expansion is still in the middle of extensive beta testing, and many aspects of the game are being balanced. If we find that a crappy talent or class is not working, we will remove it."The statement was met with mixed reactions among the playerbase, as many have agitated for an existing class to be cannibalized and its sweet innards redistributed in order to preserve raid balance in Wrath of the Lich King. Other, less pointless ranged DPS classes saw much debate concerning the issue. While Hunters could regrettably not be reached for comment as it was dinnertime and Mom was calling, the Warlock community, found at their collective den of iniquity, replied, "Nerfing us is not the answer. Buff other classes." When asked about Mages, they thought for a moment and said, "Classes worth buffing."
WoW Insider has thus far been unable to confirm with a developer that Mages will indeed remain in the game through patch 3.02. Reached at his office late Tuesday afternoon, Jeff "Tigole" Kaplan responded, "The what class?"
Disclaimer: the author of this post may possibly be bored and prone to making things up about expansion hysteria.
Filed under: Mage, Odds and ends, Expansions, Humor, Classes, Forums
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Reader Comments (Page 3 of 5)
AutumnBringer Sep 30th 2008 6:47PM
WoW is "supposed" to be about some serious war stuff, factions struggling for domination and survival ... betrayals, death, sorrow, heroic deeds, mighty victories etc ... but look at how many jokes there are in the game. To me it suggests that Blizzard doesn't take themselves too seriously while they deliver what could otherwise be a game with a very serious tone.
For that reason, I don't think this post is out of line at all. I thought It was pretty funny - except for the Hunter part, I was deeply offended by that ... I'm totally telling my mom on you Allison!
But that's fine if you disagree too, I'm just saying ...
HumanTorch Sep 30th 2008 6:48PM
Flame on...
Where did you find the literature that offered you the insight to judge what Joystiq wants in their blog better than an actual employee of said company?
I'd love to read it
Kudos to the author, I enjoyed your contribution
Arcaria Sep 30th 2008 6:49PM
Anal much?
eadipus Sep 30th 2008 6:36PM
grrr... you got my hopes up
just thinking, i'd love to switch my mage at 69 to a different class, something with less pew pew and more womping
Iwanttobeasleep Sep 30th 2008 6:36PM
Teehee!
I totally want to see more posts like this. Who cares about reading beta builds that are going to changed two days later, lets get some more mocking in.
csmith91286 Oct 7th 2008 11:16AM
haha! i lol'd ... wouldn't be surprised!!
Roland Sep 30th 2008 6:46PM
Someone went to J-school! :)
Joe Sep 30th 2008 6:53PM
For a second I thought I got redirected to the official WoW forums. Normally that is where you see these type of worthless posts.
You met all the objectives. Provided no useful information. Bad talked other classes like a child. Linked to other sites for the sake of linking to something.
This author is a wonderful asset to WoW Insider.
Smee Sep 30th 2008 7:47PM
Grow a sense of humour. You will find your quality of life improve immensely. After you do, if you still didn't find the article entertaining, then feel free to read another one.
Joe Sep 30th 2008 6:56PM
For a second I thought I got redirected to the official WoW forums. Normally that is where you see these type of worthless posts.
You met all the objectives. Provided no useful information. Bad talked other classes like a child. Linked to other sites for the sake of linking to something.
This author is a wonderful asset to WoW Insider.
Breck Sep 30th 2008 7:41PM
I've got Guinness World Records on the phone. They want an update on the progression of the wooden shaft into your anal cavity. According to their projections you should be on target for publication in next year's book. Get back to me.
Sai Sep 30th 2008 7:05PM
So no one read the Troll EU forum post by a lock (i think) saying that blizzard should just remove the mage class completely. This is completely based on that.
Allison Robert Sep 30th 2008 7:20PM
I've actually not read the post you're referencing, but the article was essentially a joke at the expense of beta hysteria. Every class change is "a slap in the face." Every nerf will leave a class unable to function. Every buff "doesn't begin to address what's wrong." Every class forum, every day, is host to entries made by disgruntled players. While it's understandable - nobody wants to see their class or spec lose its importance, and a lot of *valid* criticism is made on the forums - some of the stuff written comes within a stone's throw of nuts.
This particular forum post just happened to combine a completely ludicrous notion (removing an entire, and entirely useful, class from the game just because its changes are deemed insufficient by a mad player) with a dryly witty blue response on Vaneras' part.
The title of the post *here* is so out there that I hope the satire is readily apparent, but it's not going to be everyone's cup of tea.
Discontent Sep 30th 2008 7:06PM
This was quite possibly the most asanine peice of writing ever posted on wowinsider. Good job.
mcdead Sep 30th 2008 7:12PM
What a stupid post!
Gaz Sep 30th 2008 7:22PM
What a stupid comment!
L Sep 30th 2008 7:11PM
Cute concept, terribad article. Expected better from WoW Insider.
sharkeater75 Sep 30th 2008 7:23PM
mages bitched the most in bc, and in some aspecs rightfully so... but now that they are buffed to the teeth they keep QQ ing? wtf, nerf the bitches harder.
Cy Sep 30th 2008 10:38PM
Well, while mages were initially "buffed to the teeth" in beta, things have definitely changed in that regard as the balancing has commenced as far as I can tell. Still, it seems the class is slated for a vast improvement in Wrath as compared to TBC.
Derick Sep 30th 2008 7:44PM
"Cheers dude, i couldn't be arsed to refill my goldfish bowel. Luckily you posted just above it and all the QQ spilled out of this thread filled it right to the top."
HAHA at this guy!
I laff