World of Warcrafts: Crimson Serpent
Behold the Crimson Serpent Figurine. This real world trinket probably won't give you any additional stamina or intellect, and the increase to magic power is debatable. But it is guaranteed never to go limp in your time of need and there's no pesky 2 minute cool-down. Just don't whip it out in an inappropriate setting like work or school.
Here is what you will need:
- Porcelain Clay
- Acrylic Paint (Red & Black)
- Paint Brushes
- Krylon Crystal Clear Glaze
- Toothpick
Filed under: How-tos, World of WarCrafts






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
lolwut Oct 2nd 2008 6:49PM
Kinda looks like some sort of novelty dildo..
Eww Oct 2nd 2008 7:43PM
or the kind of deposit that would cause you to go see a doctor!
Underwhelmed Oct 2nd 2008 7:01PM
Ridiculous...knock off these silly stories
I see enough of this on tv.
so says
ME
LT Oct 2nd 2008 7:38PM
This is by far the best thing ever to appear on WoW Insider!
B Oct 2nd 2008 7:46PM
Looks like a crimson turd
AS Oct 2nd 2008 7:58PM
I was thinking the same thing, but I wasn't going to say anything.
Traz Oct 2nd 2008 8:00PM
You took the words right out of my mouth
Matt Oct 2nd 2008 7:58PM
It looks like doody.
Kartharan Oct 3rd 2008 1:23AM
Some of you really need to learn if you can't say anything nice not to say anything at all. I think it looks fine, probably because I'm not looking at it with the mind of a five year old.
Victus Oct 3rd 2008 5:06AM
"Some of you really need to learn if you can't say anything nice not to say anything"
that makes me a sad panda, what is this world coming to? i mean people saying whatever they want on the internet? better call granny to whoop out some hard ass justice!
Alchemistmerlin Oct 3rd 2008 11:40AM
Excellent stuff as always. Can't wait for the next article.
Also: Is it just me or has the quality of WoWInsider commentors taken some sort of downhill dive?
Syme Oct 3rd 2008 12:58PM
The process of making this probably *would* raise intellect. I find the craft columns fun; thank you for writing them.
Alchemistmerlin, I don't think it's just you.
skgfnsgl Oct 6th 2008 3:37AM
Gotta agree with previous posters, looks like a turd. Pretty dumb.