Breakfast Topic: What would you whisper into Mike Morhaime's ear?
by Adam Holisky 
Oct 11th 2008 at 8:00AM
You walk into the Anaheim Convention Center, the lights are low and the mist is criss crossing the floor with patterns shining all around the venue. To your left and right are some your best friends from your guild who have joined you at BlizzCon 2008. Looking forward you spot an unassuming yet influential man in jeans and a black and blue Blizzard shirt. You're gazing upon none other than Mike Morhaime, the president and co-founder of Blizzard. With a grin on your face you tell your guildies you'll be right back. You walk up to Mike and wink at him. Leaning to his ear you being to whisper...If you could whisper anything in the ear of Mike Morihame, what would it be?
And be creative. I hear that they read the site...
Filed under: Breakfast Topics, BlizzCon, Humor
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
Dave Oct 11th 2008 8:09AM
"....hey mike, i hear the guy that wrote this article is love with you." ;p
psssst Oct 11th 2008 10:27AM
kalgan is the mole
Jamesisgreat Oct 11th 2008 11:39AM
I hear that Mike Morhaime doesn't just read this site, he comments on here as well. Under the name Vlad I think....
vlad Oct 11th 2008 1:13PM
you figured it it out, sorry guys i will be posting under a new name and email address so i can stay anonymous.
hope everyone loves WotLK as much as we loved making it for you.
-Vladhaime
Jenny Creed Oct 11th 2008 8:27AM
"What if Death Knights could use enslaved angels or some such as minions?"
Gurluas Oct 11th 2008 8:10AM
Hey Mike, World of Warcraft will double its monetary value if High Elves becomes a playable Alliance race!
Scorch Hellfire Oct 12th 2008 3:42PM
yeah but then how would you tell them apart from the belfs... those eyes arent really that noticeable...
Ulubai Oct 11th 2008 8:12AM
Suddenly........
BABIES
400 BABIES
TomS Oct 11th 2008 8:15AM
Psst...Your fly is undone...
Tricky Oct 11th 2008 8:14AM
"hey mike, take out the joke parts and give us bards..."
or maybe
"next hero class should be gladiator, so i can name my gnome minumus "
Wheaties Oct 11th 2008 10:42AM
yeah, the jokes are getting ridiculous..
Motorcycles are bad enough, but Harleys? Oh god no.
Plastic Rat Oct 13th 2008 3:48AM
Got to agree here... the jokes have moved over from subtle and tastefully humorous towards charging over the cliff of kitch with wild abandon.
Bikes are the apex of the curve after the leap.
Dodsferd Oct 11th 2008 8:20AM
"I wish I knew how to quit you..."
Fauche Oct 11th 2008 9:29AM
I love you for that.
Nim Oct 11th 2008 8:20AM
"Thank you for a most enjoyable game.
- Please consider making a special storage solution for quest items, like you have with pets and mounts in the upcoming patch."
Itsnoteasy Oct 11th 2008 8:25AM
"My hovercraft is full of eels."
"Drop your panties Sir Arthur, I cannot wait 'till lunchtime!"
madhat1 Oct 11th 2008 9:29AM
Hahaha! Nice one Dodsferd and Itsnoteasy ;D
Josef Oct 11th 2008 8:29AM
The title to this breakfast topic had me thinking of a quote from mystery science theatre "this is good old fashioned nightmare fuel".
That and "Could you get rid of the theorycrafting, it makes my brain ache"
Moptop Oct 11th 2008 8:31AM
Wow, creepiest WI post ever.
Tradyk Oct 11th 2008 8:31AM
'Next Expansion - Rise of the Gnomes, all I'm sayin'.'