Guildwatch: The lolpatch buff

Yes, last week it was slow going, but this week, guilds are charging ahead, powered by the crazy raid nerfs (not to mention our shiny new 51-point talents). There's nothing wrong with that -- Blizzard did exactly the right thing by letting guilds who'd never been into the later content see some new bosses and nab some epics before we all head to Northrend and pick up ten more levels. But all the same, even guilds downing bosses for the first time have to admit -- this is the time of the lolpatch.
Drama, downed, and recruiting news from around the realms all after the break. Want to see your guild here (or see a particularly tasty drama thread, on your guild's forums or somewhere else, with some delicious tears to drink)? Just email us your tips at wowguildwatch at gmail dot com, and make sure to include your guild's name, server, and faction (and try to keep it short, if you would -- some people are sending us novels about their guild, which we appreciate, but as you can see below, there's not much room if we're going to fit everyone in). Thanks -- enjoy this week's GW.
Drama, downed, and recruiting news from around the realms all after the break. Want to see your guild here (or see a particularly tasty drama thread, on your guild's forums or somewhere else, with some delicious tears to drink)? Just email us your tips at wowguildwatch at gmail dot com, and make sure to include your guild's name, server, and faction (and try to keep it short, if you would -- some people are sending us novels about their guild, which we appreciate, but as you can see below, there's not much room if we're going to fit everyone in). Thanks -- enjoy this week's GW.
DRAMA
- Good: post your realm's boss kills in a forum thread. Bad: someone trolls you, claiming you don't deserve to be even raiding Sunwell, much less downing bosses in there. Great: Thread completely falls apart in flame after flame. Stay classy, Shadowsong.
- Breaking up isn't too hard to do: Nemesiz on EU Moonglade is breaking up into two different guilds for Wrath -- the guildleader says he wants a more hardcore restart. This seems like a good way to do it, actually: Nemesiz will be a social guild with slower progression, and Corvus will be a tougher guild that's more focused. Sounds like it works to us, though we hear raiders are following the GL, so the social folks might need their own leadership to stay together, too.
- We like the way our tipster framed this: number three guild (Novus Ordo Seclorum) on EU Bloodhoof downs Kil'jaeden the day after the patch, and the number two guild (Cause and Effect, we believe) says "well grats... buuuuuut he's not exactly hard any more." Cue the QQ. On page 7 Thori'dal drops, and that doesn't help things at all.
- There's some interesting politics going down on Kael'thas -- someone suggested that leadership of the realm might be needed, and Vendetta's GL stepped up to try and take charge of raiding on the realm. Except, as you might expect, most of the guilds aren't really interested in working with anyone else, and accuse Vendetta of trying to nab away raiders for themselves. It sounds like some things are coming together, though -- there's a chat set up already, and apparently a meeting is either planned or has already taken place. Maybe they'll be able to transform their server. Oh, and since this is Guildwatch, we'll remind everyone (appropros of nothing) that Redemption, one of the guilds working to coordinate leadership, has a skeleton or two in their closet. It's old drama, sure, but it's still fun to read.
- Apparently the lag is bad on Llane -- Vita Eternus tells us that they have had nothing but nightmares trying to raid there lately -- one night it got so bad that they were signed in to Black Temple on their alts... and couldactually see their mains online and in BT. Hopefully Blizzard will fix the situation soon.
- Bank ninja: Knights of Good on Zangarmarsh. Our tipster says that they had someone join as a level 26, and waited just long enough to get some privledges -- and then grabbed and ran with everything they could. How did they know it was him? Bank logs don't lie... and neither does the Auction House, which is where everything was apparently listed. So here's a lesson in guild management, we're told: /gkick them and all of their alts. And don't do it quietly. Sounds about right to us.
- The Night Council on EU Sporeggar is preparing for Wrath... by cleaning house. Apparently a member of the guild called another "noobish" and when he got /gkicked, another member, who called the officers "little Hitlers," also got a swift /gkick. They say that while other guilds might regulate members based on raid time or skill, they prefer to make sure everyone in the guild is worth having there in terms of a social aspect. No jerks, it sounds like, which seems like a fine policy to have.
- Dark Democracy on Durotan disbanded -- but actually they didn't.
- Ninja alert: Holybunz of Inertia (formerly) on Vek'nilash. Especially interesting when he shows up to defend himself, and by "defend himself," I mean "call everyone fools."
- After months of attempts, Blood Oath Clan on Gilneas downed Archimonde a week before the big patch. After the patch, Bloodboil and Vashj have also dropped, and Illy D (that's what we call Illidan 'round these parts) is on notice.
- Piston Broke of EU Eonar, has rolled into SSC after the nerf and dropped Lurker, Tidewalker and Karathess on their first run. Vashj is on notice, and KT isn't far behind -- this is exactly how it's supposed to work after the patch.
- Clarion Call (on Skullcrusher-A) finished off the first three bosses in Hyjal and BT, and cleared out ZA. Thrall tanked Kaz for them, but they finished off Rage on their own. No drama, they say, just love.
- Calamity of Tortheldrin, after a recent change in leadership, went from being a ZA guild that apparently couldn't go further than Hex Lord to a guild that has 4/5 Hyjal, 6/6 SSC, 4/4 TK, and 7/9 BT in less than two weeks. Grats!
- Nothing Else Matters of EU Draeno got ZA on farm before the patch and were struggling with Astromancer Solarian in TK -- until the patch hit. At which point they took two days to kill the first three bosses. Keep it up.
- Council of Shadows on Sisters of Elune stormed through ZA and cleared it all out with three chests this week. Zul'jin dropped on their second try.
- Senatus Redux dropped three new bosses in a row in Black Temple: Gurtogg, RoS and Mother. The Illidari Council is next, if they haven't finished them off already.
- The Wizard's Sleeve on Bronze Dragonflight-H really love the new specs: they've downed Vashj, Najentus, Supremus and Shade of Akama even with server issues plaguing them. They're also recruiting for Wrath -- they're seeking active players who will fit into a mature guild that raids late and tries to do more in less time (9 hours a week raiding is pretty much max for them).
- Balance of Judgement (EU Darkmoon Faire-A) rolled into The Eye for a second time last week and finished off Loot Reaver. Grats!
- Serpent Fury on EU Ghostlands finished off Leotheras before the patch. And after the nerf, they've been stomping through BT, and finishing off the first four bosses. Kudos, they say, to the raidleaders, Ettarean and Yalandar, "for keeping everyone's chins up when things don't go so well."
- Is Being Repressed (winner of this week's Best Guild Name award) of Muradin downed Kalecgos, Brutallus, and Felmyst last week. Very nice -- they're also recruiting some heals: COH Priests, Healing Shammies and Pallies.
- Tsiixiisiix on Barthilas Oceanic have dropped Illidan on the second try after the patch. Archimonde is on notice, and Kalecgos (how is it that we don't have any funny nicknames for the Sunwell crowd yet?) will drop soon after.
- Past Tense on EU Bronzebeard says they're more active than ever, even with the expansion looming -- just minutes before they patch, they finally dropped Kael and nabbed their titles. Since then they've dropped 4/5 and 7/9 in BT and MH, and report it's pretty darn easy in there. They are recruiting all classes, and they're a late night raiding guild, which gives them a smaller player base to pull from. Check the website if you want to join up.
- L I G H T N I N G on EU Kilrogg probably has taken the most advantage of the raiding nerf: in one reset since then, they've dropped a whopping 40 bosses, including BT to Shahraz, MH cleared, Kalecgos and Brutallus, SSC and TK, and then ZA, Karazhan, Gruul's and Maggy. Get some sleep, guys! That's nuts.
- Curbjaw on EU Twilight's Hammer started out as a group of friends (their motto is "we are brothers," and they've proved that, even through some arguments), and they've just recently cleared out Karazhan. Here's to more victories in the future.
- Malice, of EU Nagrand,took out Illy D and his council for guild firsts. Very nice job.
- Raven on EU Silvermoon weren't satisfied with just a Karathon: they cleared out ZA and KZ in one night. A second group also cleared Karazhan, and they rocked all of TK but Kael. We'll put him on notice.
- Rebirth of Anvilmar-H has downed The Illidari Council. Grats!
- Riven on Firetree downed M'uru followed by Kil'Jaeden the next night and got the legendary bow. Server second kill, Alliance first, and server first for the bow. They've also coined a term for raiding after 3.0.2: "lolpatch." I like it.
- Endless Shadow (server?) has broken new ground thanks to the lolpatch: they've taking down the third boss in ZA, Maggy, and Gruul. They say it's been slow going during the summer, but things are actually picking up now. Keep going!
- Genetic Drift (Malfurion-A) have recently cleared the post-patch Zul'Aman twice in quick succession. Grats. They're still working up to 25man content. Good luck.
- Dawn of Serenity (Dunemaul) has gotten guild firsts of Archimonde (4 shotted), Kalecgos (3 shotted) and Brutallus (4 shotted). Kalec and Brutallus were achieved on the guild's first time even entering Sunwell Plateau. Felmyst is on notice for next time.
- Children of Eternity on Moon Guard-H has been recruiting, and they've gotten enough together to start raiding. Karazhan is downed, and Bear and Eagle in ZA are out, too. Sounds like they're having a great time.
- Oath Sworn of Thorium Brotherhood did a speed clear of Karazhan they other night: they downed the place in about three hours. Their longest boss fight (which one, though?) was just two minutes. Their first Karathon -- grats!
- Reborn of Frostmane-A is still pushing things in the endgame before the expansion -- they just dropped Bloodboil. Grats!
- Sacred of Daggerspine finished off Kil'jaeden. Nice job.
- Flame of Azeroth on Duskwood has been taking advantage of the recent boss nerfs and has actually stepped up raiding instead of slowing down. Zul'jin, Void Reaver, and Rage Winterchill have all dropped, and they've got their eyes on clearing Hyjal soon.
- Nephilim is a month-old guild on the Fenris server, Alliance side, which has killed the first four Zul'Aman bosses (missed the timer by 1:01) and just the other night downed HKM, Gruul and Magtheridon. They're also recruiting for Wrath leveling and raiding. They usually raid from 8:30-11 on weeknights, longer on Friday and Saturdays. Apply on the website if interested.
- Peace Through Violence on Staghelm-H started raiding recently -- they pulled off a Karathon last week, including one-shotting everything from Ilhoof to Prince. They're recruiting as well -- they start in Naxx on December 16th, they say, so join up now.
- Guilty Pleasures on Korialstrasz reminds us that we said no down was too minor, and they're right: we congratulate them on clearing Zul'Aman, even making two timers. They've also been pulling off Karathons, Gruul and Mag have fallen, and SSC is on the way.
- The Pen is Mightier of Hellscream achieved a guild first and cleared both Karazhan and Zul'Aman in the same week with three guild firsts being accomplished in ZA. This week they're trying out the Black Temple -- it's a big step, but you never know. They're also recruiting Hordies looking for late night raiding and expansion leveling.
- Phoenix Wrath on Echo Isles-A only had Rage down before the lolpatch, but afterwards, they shot through T6 content: Al'ar, Fathom-Lord Karathress, Anetheron, Kaz'goral, Azgalor, Naj'entus, Supremus, and Shade of Akama all fell, including a Doomwalker kill for good measure.
- The Threat on Baelgun-A finished off Illy D and his cronies for a full clear of BT. Grats!
- Revamped on Eldre'thelas-A cleared out BT with a guild-first Illidan. They also finished off TK -- Hyjal is next on the list, with all other dungeons eventually.
- Redeemed on Stonemaul-A, apparently Azeroth's largest Christian guild, finished off Anetheron. Grats!
- The Clique of Laughing Skull is recruiting mature and competent players for raiding in the expansion. They have a mature, fair leadership, a good loot system, and a strong and solid core. They haven't decided raiding yet, but it'll be at 9pm server. Put in an app on the website if interested.
- Oneforallallforone on Cairne-A is recruiting members to do some last minute BC raids and move into doing Wrath content as well. They are looking for casual and hardcore raiders to make a group of each. They're especially looking for a webmaster, and someone with raid experience interested in leading raids. Look them up if you want to help lead a guild into the endgame.
Filed under: Analysis / Opinion, Guilds, Odds and ends, Humor, Raiding, Guildwatch, Bosses, NPCs






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Chris Oct 29th 2008 12:29AM
Well, we'd be forging ahead. We got 8/9 BT and then the lag hit. Najentus won't throw spines, none of our DPS can DPS because the cast lag is so long. Thanks blizzard for the simultaneous holiday event and world event, ultimate lag fail.
Itachii Oct 29th 2008 6:56AM
Since the patch Paradigm of SWC Horde has blown through Brut,Felmyst,twins, and Muru in only about a week or so. Hoping to kill KJ tonight.
To be noted that muru still seems to be quite a boss encounter.
DeathPaladin Oct 29th 2008 12:38AM
I am part of a tiny guild, and after last night I can now say that I participated in the guild's first raid. After beating the piss out of UBRS, we decided to run into Blackwing Lair and fight Razorgore. All 7 of us.
No, we did not expect to actually beat him. We just thought trying would be funny.
Proc paladin tank, myself as ret, shadow priest, feral druid, arcane mage, combat rogue, and resto shaman healer. We were actually doing pretty well, until Razoregore broke free of the control and started rampaging at us while I was busy dying the death of a thousand orcish paper cuts (something similar happened when we were getting our Jenkins titles. The tank died while gathering up the whelps for us to kill, and every whelp in all of Blackrock Mountain turned around and collectively one-shotted me. Least I had chicken.). So in order to prevent a total party wipe, the tank hits divine intervention on the healer. Suddenly, with the party all dead or out of combat, every mob in the room makes a beeline for Razorgore and they all proceed to EAT HIM ALIVE. Blizzard may not have counted it, but we claim that we were victorious, because we technically had a living party member when the boss died.
As an addendum, after we were all done laughing, the shaman proceeded to rez us all, at which point Razorgore suddenly respawns and starts charging at us while his minions also start respawning. As the room descends into complete and utter chaos, the voice chat is filled with cries of "Oh god, run!", "The door's locked! Why is the door locked?!", and hysterical laughing. I was the last to go down, as I mostly hid in a corner and ganked mages that started running at me. And when I died, once again the whole mob turned on Razorgore and ate him. We rezzed at the graveyard, took our first post-raid pic, and went home. Fun was had by all.
Jaysonn Oct 29th 2008 1:38AM
That's one I wish I could've seen. Congrats on at least enjoying the heck out of yourselves!
Gimmlette Oct 29th 2008 10:12AM
Are you sure you're not an offshoot of Spectacular Death? I laughed so hard at your description mainly because it called to mind our first attempt of BWL. We had, in the raid, 3 people, out of 20, who had been in BWL before. It took longer for my raid leader, who exhibited the patience of a saint, to explain how the battle was to work, than it did for us to wipe. After a few "So where is your body?", we would issue the call, "Okay, it's going south! Everyone alive, go to the door." The guild web page the next morning had the headline, "Save time rezzing. Die by the door." and a screenie of this pile of bodies where we all died.
And, in case you didn't know, on boss encounters like that, doors, gates, walls, instances close so you have to kill the boss or be killed, with the available people. Some of the best screenshots are taken by the ones who die early.
Llane was not only suffering from severe lag, we had the nightly 9 p.m. server crash. You could set your watch by it. It became a game, sort of, to be in the most ridiculous place when the server crashed, and then come back to see if you were alive. Our Instances, Battlegrounds and Arenas were a joke for a number of days. Stories abound of people being trapped in instances and not getting out. It's much better now.
Ironically, the zombie invasion didn't crash the server so much as produce lag. If you didn't want the lag, you stayed out of Shatt and Stormwind on Alliance.
evankimori Oct 29th 2008 2:51PM
PLEASE PLEASE post some of those screenshots!! :D
DeathPaladin Oct 29th 2008 3:59PM
Unfortunately I don't have any screenshots. We didn't even remember to take a raid shot until after we rezzed at the graveyard.
I'll try to be more on the ball next time.
Perrins Oct 29th 2008 12:58AM
they should officially rename durotan to
DRAMATAN-
5 weeks in a row it makes it here. AWSOME!!!
LOL
totemdeath Oct 29th 2008 1:05AM
Would like to congradualte for undertaking a combined gruuls/Mags duo on the Quel'Thalas server (latin america). With the help of players from and , Gruuls was 1 shotted, and mags went down after 3 tries. Well done.
totemdeath Oct 29th 2008 1:07AM
That comment did not come out right. What I wanted to say that the Guild Paralyze set up the raid, with players from A P E X and pink jello assisting.
PimpyMicPimp Oct 29th 2008 2:35AM
People are taking pride in some of these zergfests? How?
Fights like Gorefiend and Bloodboil are just zergs; you can ignore the primary mechanic of the fight. It really isn't a big deal if you down them now. I'm happy you're seeing content and it's fine to be happy about killing a new boss, but taking pride in it or acting like you're king of the world is just stupid.
Still, idiot checks liek Archimonde I do understand being excited about killing them. Not every boss is free lewt now...just most.
Tenchan Oct 29th 2008 3:09AM
Yes, people are taking pride in accomplishing their goal. Absurd thought, I know. Everyone should be ashamed they didn't accomplish some arrogant raider's goal.
totemgimp Oct 29th 2008 8:16AM
and so they should be proud -every boss drop is an achievement, elitist comments like yours only show your own insecurities and do nothing to constructively help the game.
PimpyMicPimp Oct 29th 2008 12:33PM
lol@people getting butthurt by not reading my entire comment.
PimpyMicPimp Oct 29th 2008 12:35PM
Also, my guild killed Bloodboil for the first time after this patch. How can I feel pride in zerging a boss and ignoring key mechanics? It's too easy to be proud of.
Again, lol@butthurt people.
Majilis Oct 29th 2008 5:15AM
Thanks for the mention on Past Tense. Note that we are not recruiting ALL classes, only a select few. Feel free to swing by www.ptense.net though if you are looking for a good and active late night EU guild.
hmm Oct 29th 2008 4:32AM
(We like the way our tipster framed this: number three guild (Gatekeepers) on EU Bloodhoof downs Kil'jaeden the day after the patch, and the number two guild downing him 2days after.(Cause and Effect, we believe) says "well grats... buuuuuut he's not exactly hard any more." Cue the QQ. On page 7 Thori'dal drops, and that doesn't help things at all.)
Fixed.
juhu Oct 29th 2008 4:43AM
Yeah, thats the true progress...:
My friends couldn't down Brutallus pre3.0, and after the patch they were oneshotting almost everything up to Kiljaeden
lolpatch indeed...
Karmakin Oct 29th 2008 6:27AM
My guild (The Dragons, on Sen'Jin) started raiding a few months ago. (Well it was a guild alliance between an old guild and this guild, and we decided to merge.) and have been doing T4 content, with being on the verge of switching to T5.
After the patch, T5 content really is LOL. (We took Hydross down without switching phases) So we skipped T5 and last weekend over two nights downed three bosses in MH, and this week were going into BT. Going that far above your level is still quite a challenge. I wouldn't say it means were beating T6 content, but for us I'd say the challenge is probably just a bit less than us doing T5 content pre-patch. You still have to execute with that much of a jump.
Aparkedcar Oct 29th 2008 7:40AM
just to let you know, lightning from Eu kilrogg got council and illidan down too, so that was 42 bosses ;)