What to do after the zombie apocalypse
Ah, zombie apocalypse. We hardly knew you. Your sudden departure leaves a lot of us confused, even if Blizzard swears it was all on purpose and according to plan.
Regardless, the zombie plague seems to be over for now. We talked last week about how you could roleplay your sudden transformation into the undead brain muncher. Now, let's take a bit to talk about how your survivors are going to be feeling about this mess.
- Remorse. If you acknowlege that you died, came back as a zombie, died as a zombie, and came back yet again as a humanoid race, then you should probably acknowledge that you did some pretty horrible things. It's one thing to think, "My God, I ate the neighbor's cat," but there's a whole level of horror involved with "My God, I ate the neighbor!"
This also supplies that most beloved motivation for roleplayers everywhere -- angst. You can be horrified ("I ate the neighbor!"), angsty ("And I liked it!"), and perhaps even be corrupted ("I'd do it again!"). If the memory of your wanton deeds aren't enough to sustain your remorseful roleplay, you can look to further naughty urges to supply more angst.
- Grief. Who died? Pull out the roster of supporting cast, and let your character feel the pain of having lost loved ones. Maybe a family member died, or comrade-in-arms. (You probably want to avoid using a PC as the McGuffin of your pain. If they come back to life later, there's going to be some uncomfortable questions.)
- A new, driving passion! After witnessing the horror of the scourge first-hand, your character takes up arms against a sea of undead. Now would be a great time to enlist in the Argent Dawn. With the world event supplying material rewards for eradicating the Scourge invasion, now's a great time to roleplay your new, vengeful passion. Speaking of which ...
- Revenge. After dealing with the shock and horror, if you decide to eschew organized groups like the Argent Dawn, now might be when your character gathers intelligence on the enemy. Then, Punisher-style, kill them all. Tenris in Karazhan's going to require a group. But the Scourge invasion bosses in the lower level isntances? Many folks can solo them. Use Alex's guide as a checklist and roleplay out your vigilante storyline on these bosses.
- Shock and Insanity. Ziggurats hover threateningly over the face of Azeroth. New Scourge threats linger everywhere. If your character isn't the adventuring type, then it's reasonable to assume they're going to be a little shaky right now. It's not every day you watch as your girlfriend turns into a slavering brain-eater. Shock, horror, and even some Cthulu-esque insanity is due for the spectators.
Ultimately, events like these are what we make of them. It's one of the few truly dynamic events in which we all get to take part. And just like it's changing the gameplay of WoW forever, we can hopefully treasure it and let it change the way we roleplay and tell stories. It's only going to happen once, and we should enjoy it while we can.
Filed under: Analysis / Opinion, Events, RP, Wrath of the Lich King






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Saiforune Oct 28th 2008 4:12PM
You probably should have posted this as an "All the World's a Stage" Blog title. It's very misleading and I thought I was going to get something useful out of reading this. /facepalm I guess
Calybos Oct 28th 2008 4:57PM
Roleplaying info IS useful, to people who understand what the "RPG" stands for.
Mali Oct 28th 2008 4:12PM
"Shock and Insanity. Ziggurats hover threateningly over the face of Azeroth."
This should be Necropoli, not Ziggurats.
Fung Oct 28th 2008 5:14PM
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna necropolis ah.
Krugeroff Nov 4th 2008 1:13PM
it's not "Necropoli" either Mr. High-Horse
Mali Nov 4th 2008 7:35PM
Eh, I just realized that I seemed a bit condescending there, not my intent. Just wanted to correct.
And yes I realize it is not Necropoli. I don't particularly care, you can understand the intent well enough.
Oh, I sounded condescending again. D :
Jay Fabok Oct 28th 2008 4:16PM
It really was a sweet event. When you went to stormwind especially, it felt like the end of the world. I hope that Blizzard has something else coming for us in the next little while, the ending was sort of anti-climactic. thanks Blizzard, and KEEP THE EVENTS COMING!
oldwisemonk Oct 28th 2008 4:19PM
If the Northrend quests are any indicator, more will be coming.
Honoke Oct 28th 2008 4:24PM
I'll definitely be going with a corrupted character for now. I had way too much fun being a zombie and creating a horde of followers that ravaged cities.
"I'll curse the Argent Dawn for stripping me of my power and hope for the day I can be re-initiated into the scourge! Then they all will pay! Muhahahahaha!"
Zamboni Oct 28th 2008 7:40PM
Add a category for Nostalgia. As an already-corrupted Forsaken, being turned and watching all the wussy blue nameplates turn red was like being a kid in a candy store. Having an army of zombies following you around trashing a major city was the closest to the D2 Necromancer we've been able to get in along time.
Jamie Oct 28th 2008 4:25PM
** SPOILERS **
Think about it. The DK starting phase ends with an epic assault on Light's Hope Chapel and there is speak of some great power underneath it... chances are the Argent Healer's retreated to Light's Hope Chapel, and flicked the ON switch. *pew pew pew* mass-purify.
Suzaku Oct 28th 2008 6:09PM
It seems to be hinted in the DK starting quest that the thing under LH is a crypt or catacombs of some sort, probably holding slain Paladins, because Fordring says that it's spirits slain by the Scourge and that the Light will tear their enemies apart (paraphrased).
pail Oct 28th 2008 4:27PM
great post man! i lol'd.
Helion Oct 28th 2008 4:31PM
To quote the great statesman Homer Simpson
"Flanders was a zombie???"
matt Oct 29th 2008 4:43PM
dude that was an awesome post lol
skreeran Oct 28th 2008 4:40PM
'Tis spelt Cthulhu cretin! Shun the non-believer! *evil-monkey finger point*
Celton Oct 28th 2008 4:43PM
I think in lore terms, you can't turn from a zombie back to a human. Once you're a zombie, you're dead. But the cure does prevent the spread of the plague. If you have the plague but haven't died yet, it will cure you. Otherwise... you could use it on all the Forsaken and turn them back to normal.
Arcaria Oct 28th 2008 4:52PM
Humans suck. Undead are way cooler. Please don't turn them back to "normal" as you like to call it.
joeyA Oct 28th 2008 4:56PM
"I think in lore terms, you can't turn from a zombie back to a human. "
That is unless you run back to your corpse.
SBKT Oct 28th 2008 7:33PM
So why didn't the now-forsaken do that in the first place?