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10-29-2008 @ 4:14PM
Attention Citizens of Azeroth,It has come to my attention that my Zombie Plague designed to decimate your population may have cause undue annoyance and disruption. For this I apologize. It was my intent to KILL EVERY FREAKING ONE OF YOU, not annoy you because you couldn't buy items off the auction house. It has also come to my attention that people are complaining because my attacks are happening in far removed zones. Heaven forbid I pick areas with LITTLE TO NO LIFE to attack! Apparently it is a bother to have to go to these places and kill all my minions. And when I do attack a major city you get bent out of shape.As such I am going to offer a chance at a truce. I will agree to meet with representatives of both the Horde and the Alliance. We will meet for an entire weekend and then I shall return these leaders. I shall have mages in front of Theramore and Undercity tonight at 7pm. Please make sure Lady Jaina Proudmore and Lady Sylvanas Windrunner are present. Due to the power involved in those individuals certain precautions must be met. Jaina is too dangerous to have in her standard attire. She is to wear Black Mageweave Leggings and Boots. For modesty's sake I will allow a tabard of some sort. If she wants to wear a helm I suggest a Chapeau. Sylvanas can come dressed in her new outfit without the bow, I'm into leather. Errrr... she does not scare me. In any case after the weekend I am sure we can come to an agreement. Afterwards my attacks will likely be in more easy to get to locations where you folks can continue to massacre my undead minions. Eager to please, because, I'll own you eventually, -AM
10-29-2008 @ 7:32PM
Best. Post. Ever.
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