Breakfast Topic: Where did Thrall go?
by Zach Yonzon 
Nov 5th 2008 at 8:00AM
Where do you think he went? I mean, I guess four years of standing around waiting for newbs to send him old news about the Burning Blade could get a little old. Maybe just like you guys -- I hope -- he went out to vote. Or maybe he made a quick jaunt to Theramore Isle. Did anybody see if Jaina was at her post during that time? Maybe it was just a glitch in the matrix, because he's back to standing around. What do you guys think?
Filed under: Breakfast Topics, Humor
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
Azir Nov 5th 2008 9:35AM
Jaiiiiinaaaa T_T
peagle Nov 5th 2008 9:35AM
Clearly he popped out to vote. I imagine he was his own write-in candidate.
Stag Nov 5th 2008 8:23AM
Yawn... how many times must we hear this joke?
RetPallyJil Nov 5th 2008 8:07AM
He went to feed his reindeer, of course.
Zeal Nov 5th 2008 8:08AM
Probably some Alliance killed him taking advantage of the server restart in order to not be disturbed.
He just spawned after a while.
Fontane Nov 5th 2008 12:25PM
So, the alliance, who on all the server's I've played on I have never seen take down Thrall once before, took him down on every server at once? That explains it.
jay Nov 5th 2008 3:02PM
It's a pity people mark you down for having a sense of humor (if a little dry) eh?
Funny how it escapes allot of people these days (not you).
Arek Nov 5th 2008 8:08AM
Like any celebrity he has a right to arrive late on the set.... *cough*
Elmo Nov 5th 2008 8:08AM
why would Thrall leave for lunch if breakfast topic is now?
Lunch before breakfast?
my2cents Nov 5th 2008 3:43PM
He left to check out Warhammer...and then promptly came back. ;)
andyjay220 Nov 5th 2008 8:09AM
Maybe he had to pee?
conker87 Nov 5th 2008 9:39AM
The whole of Azeroth was playing the 'See How Long You Can Go Without Peeing' game, Thrall lost it :o(
Dru Nov 6th 2008 1:05AM
That's the conclusion our guild came to. Even Thrall has to take Bio breaks.
Axolotl Nov 5th 2008 8:10AM
He was abducted by zombie aliens to their necropolis spaceships for extensive probing and stuff :-)
Maybe he went to use the bathroom for the first time in many years, I can imagine fluids realy pile up in such a long time :-D
Ragvel Nov 5th 2008 9:39AM
Oh no dont hope thall turns in that way
imagine
Varimathras: Fart, damn you!
Thrall: Okay, that's does it! Now listen! Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass?!
Thrall Farts.
An anal probe comes out of his butt and turns into an 80-foot satellite.
Thrall: I'm sick of it! It's completely immature.
Sylvanas: Hey, it's happening again.
Varimathras: Whoa, look at that.
Sylvanas: Now, do you believe us, Thrall?
Thrall: You guys can't scare me! I know you're making it all up.
Varimathras: Thrall, there's an 80-foot satellite dish sticking out of your ass.
Thrall: Sure, you guys, whatever.
Jeff Nov 5th 2008 8:14AM
He went to his pottery class at the local community college.
Deloi Nov 5th 2008 8:18AM
I think he popped over to Undercity to have a look at Sylvanas after her makeover. The servers were down - what else was he going to do?
Nene Nov 5th 2008 8:20AM
He had to go see Jaina. Maybe Tuesday during maintenance is when they meet up to conduct 'diplomatic negotiations' *wink wink*. Perhaps they had to cut it short because of the Scourge Invasion but when they disappeared for a while, he ran back to continue where he left off.
Go Thrall!
John Nov 5th 2008 10:20AM
In Mount Hyjal, Jaina is disturbingly tall. Thrall would need a stepladder.
ROB13 Nov 5th 2008 8:20AM
Obviously he went out to vote, any word if he was gone on any EU servers?