Breakfast Topic: What will your last meal be?
by Adam Holisky 
Nov 11th 2008 at 8:00AM
I would not, could not, in a Citadel.I could not, would not, with someone so magical.
I will not eat them with an elf.
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them at Northrend or here.
I will not eat them in Azeroth anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and ham!
I do not like them, Lich King–I–am!
While Dr. Seuss may never have imaged his work being set to the poststructuralist lamentings of an evil-incarnate Paladin, they time is quickly arriving in which your character will sit down and have his last meal in Outlands.
For me, I'm going to be enjoying what's left of my Spicy Crawdad. I built up a large supply of the stuff six or so months ago. I think I've only used about half of it, so there'll be plenty to eat while leveling through Northrend.
But on Wednesday evening when I group up with my friends of Eldre'Thalas for the last time to grind that final bit of Honor Hold rep I need to get exalted (sorry if you didn't know we were doing this guys), I'll be eat my spicy crawdad.
My last meal seems a bit fishy.
Filed under: Breakfast Topics, Wrath of the Lich King
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Blasterion Nov 11th 2008 8:05AM
Nice poem I eat alot of warp burgers and mudfish but then again those my pet could eat as well
muffin_of_chaos Nov 11th 2008 7:21PM
I would not, could not, in a fight.
I could not, would not, by the Light!
I will not eat them with a dwarf.
I will not eat them by a wharf.
I will not eat them in Gruul’s Lair.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and ham!
I do not like them, Jaina-ma’am!
Blasterion Nov 12th 2008 5:21AM
I would not, could not, in town
I could not, would not, with a frown
I will not eat them with a gnome
I will not eat them with a poem
I will not eat them in Gruul’s Lair.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat Clefts
I do not like them, Warchef
Blasterion Nov 11th 2008 8:06AM
edit For some reason I have alot of fishermans feast haha could use those for a while too
milk Nov 11th 2008 8:16AM
I bought a crap-ton of Naaru Rations from Shattered Sun (so I wouldn't have to visit every day) I guess I'll be enjoying that until they run out.
Hasteur Nov 11th 2008 8:19AM
Don't forget the Everliving Underspore Frond. It may not be as powered as the Naaru Rations or the Mana Biscuts, but after the initial quest you can get 10 spores for free evey 12 hours. It means quite a bit when you can bite down on one of these as a warlock to save your better foods for later
Lemons Nov 11th 2008 6:01PM
I hope there is some sort of wotlk equivalent of that item...
Matt Nov 11th 2008 8:24AM
My main is a warrior (and a cook) and, conveniently, I just finished getting an alt through all the Nessingwary quests in Nagrand which means that I have *tons* of roasted clefthoof and spicy hot talbuk to eat while levelling in Northrend.
I've also got a pile of spicy crawdad and fisherman's feast that I still haven't used which I can use for tanking.
Vendrill Nov 11th 2008 8:31AM
I've been hoping that it would be the Chocolate Cake... but the DAMN ROCK still hasn't given me that recipe.
Tailchaser Nov 11th 2008 9:04AM
I have been trying to get the for 2 months now, I do the quest everyday. It better drop in the next 2 days or I'm not gonna get it.
Tushar Bharadia Nov 11th 2008 10:41AM
Apparently some0ne in Dalaran is selling the recipe for the chocolate cake. Found that while I was checking out if I had any more recipes to get from the Rokk.
scottlindh Nov 11th 2008 10:34AM
My main and all my alts will be Eating the UNDERSPORE POD just like many of u i assume!! what would be do with out it!
Nick S Nov 11th 2008 8:57AM
I'll be munching on some Spicy Crawdad in preparation for the world PvP that's sure to characterize the Wrath starter zones.
mk Nov 11th 2008 9:14AM
zomg is it just me or is this the first time "poststructuralist" has been used in wowinsider? :P
Dysmorphia Nov 11th 2008 10:08AM
You'll get my Golden Fish Sticks when you pry them out of my cold, dead hands!
SBKT Nov 11th 2008 10:30AM
M cooking is only 305. I need to level it still. My fishin is still stuck at 230 though.
Also, since the patch, I never actually have to rely on food unless I'm dueling, in which case, I pop a Naaru Rations.
Damian Nov 11th 2008 10:31AM
Hey I am on Eldre' Thalas
Shardrell Nov 11th 2008 10:32AM
I eat so many warp burgers that my guildmates call me ShardyBurger. I've got stacks of 'em to use until I get a new agility food in Northrend.
Isabella Nov 11th 2008 10:45AM
I have a few stockpiled stacks of OH carp or whatever to turn into fooddrinks and raise my cooking skill at the same time. I also have a few stacks of warp burgers & crawdads which I'll be using for stats.
At first I totally thought this was about the last RL meal I'd be eating before I turn to microwaved burritos and such until I'm 80. I've been making meals (lasagnas, soups, etc) and then freezing them so I don't have to waste time with prep & such when I'm spending all my time lev....I'm totally going to end up on Dr. Phil aren't I. :(
Lemons Nov 11th 2008 5:59PM
awesome...