Yes, that 2H mace makes you look fat

Those who have played female Tauren since World of Warcraft classic will recognize this as the latest iteration of the old and equally annoying "I can't get into Molten Core!" bug. Now, while I personally have no intention whatsoever of entering Wintergrasp (which, given my previous track record on such resolutions, means that one of my more sadistic friends will make sure I get stuck there within 2 weeks), I realize that there may be people among the remaining 18 worldwide players with an itch to go an ungainly killin' spree. If I were you, I would plan on being solidly part of the defense for the time being.
It's hard not to notice that female Tauren have unusual difficulty fitting through things that even male Tauren can fit through, but player Astirid from the beta forums seems to have nailed the problem; with respect to model height, female Tauren are actually the tallest models in the game (male Tauren are wider but not actually taller). This cements my belief that nobody on the development team is playing a giant heifer. I find this intolerable, this is racism, this is not to be borne. Dare I say it, this will not stand. And neither can we going through the Undercity elevator or that stupid gun shop next to the auction house in Orgrimmar.
Filed under: Tauren, Analysis / Opinion, Bugs, PvP, Humor, Wrath of the Lich King, Battlegrounds






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
Purplestuff Nov 16th 2008 5:17PM
Guess it's time to stock up on noggenfoggers again.
moo hoo hoo :'(
Molly Nov 16th 2008 8:29PM
Actually, I'd guess that Noggenfogger's doesn't work. I play a female tauren druid, and I tried shifting into cat, bear, even moonkin, all with no luck. I even resorted to using my World Enlarger, but still the invisible wall in front of the door remained. Us poor lady taurens!
Stu Nov 16th 2008 5:18PM
Couldn't you just stock up on noggenfogger? A few hundred stacks of noggenfogger never hurt anybody's bags before :p
Nadrysta Nov 16th 2008 5:22PM
You forgot under the lantern in the BB inn, on the way up to the Flight Master. QQ
Reiscza Nov 18th 2008 1:18PM
Oh god the BB lantern... ~shudder~ I managed to get myself wedged under that sucker once, and had to use the "character unstick" function.
Basically where there is a door that isn't a 20 foot high sweeping archway... there is female tauren hate. Running back and forth, mashing the "go forward" button trying to get through them has, sadly, become a fact of life.
Cadychan Nov 17th 2008 4:12PM
lol! YES.
I thought I was the only one who noticed... ;___;
But seriously, our poor lady heifers. Gender equality for all! lol! I, for one, am not going to stop playing a female tauren of any class, anytime soon, so... =)
Liquoid Nov 16th 2008 5:23PM
well, what can i say? lol! :D
tatarynowicz Nov 16th 2008 5:26PM
The elevator in UC sucks. Neither a tauren male on a kodo, nor a troll female on a raptor (my main and #1 alt, respectively) can drive trough the upper level doors.
Generally I work around that problem by never going to the damned UC.
irv Nov 16th 2008 9:01PM
wow, me too! what a strange coincidence this is...
anyway, my tauren rides a wolf, and my troll an undead horsey.
problem solved :)
Spoonmaster Nov 16th 2008 5:35PM
Tauren Liberation!
Kakistocracy Nov 16th 2008 7:04PM
Standing against the forces of Lactose Intolerance.
Dightkuz Nov 16th 2008 5:41PM
I am nr 17 :(
Dru Nov 16th 2008 6:52PM
Druid female tauren ftw.
Drdking Nov 16th 2008 5:55PM
I would like to point out, that while yes, getting stuck while NOT mounted sucks, it is a commen occurence to all races while mounted. My GNOME mage constantly gets stuck in door ways while mounted on his stormpike battle charger.
Dracknol Nov 16th 2008 6:00PM
Poor fat cows lol.
Moolan the Death Knight Nov 16th 2008 10:13PM
I'm not fat - I'm big-boned, you insensitive jerk!
Borizuka Nov 16th 2008 6:02PM
hahaha. The female Tauren is fatter then a male model...
Calybos Nov 17th 2008 8:39PM
Read again... we're TALLER, not wider.
LiT Nov 16th 2008 6:02PM
Well, this article sure made my day (or night)... I was laughing for 5 mins (4.89 if you count haste) :P But seriously, I never noticed that on my tauren. Of course maybe its because I play my gnome as a main, which obviously doesn't have any of these height issues :P Take a sip of noggenfogger and I can practically fit through a mouse hole.
G Nov 16th 2008 10:42PM
I do, however, get tired of my gnome alt constantly being considered underwater, even in shallows or when jumping to the surface and just splashing down in again.