[1.Local]: No one plays WoW because of clams
Reader comments – ahh, yes, the juicy goodness following a meaty post. [1.Local] ducks past the swinging doors to see what readers have been chatting about in the back room over the past week.
From the last clam standing ... errr, stacking. Yeah, that's it.
/clams up
Until next week!
| My city of ruins We suspect that reader Vektorix may have a bright future as a developer. Confronted with the state of Quel'danas today, he offers an idea that meets with resounding approval from other readers: "I really think that after all the work that was put in to taking and holding the Isle, killing Kael'thas and banishing Kil'jaeden, Blizzard should declare the war won and Quel'danas should become WoW's first resort. Beautiful golden sun, pleasant environment, no mobs -- it'd be the perfect sanctuary for weary adventurers. Who would hang out in Dalaran or Shattrath when there's a beach!!?" |
| How hard do hardcore players want it? Nothing makes a juicier read than a good, old-fashioned Hardcores vs. Casuals throw-down. This week's iteration was marching along nicely until killjoy (we kid, we kid) David Kotsonis swooped in with a downright rational perspective: "I would classify myself as hardcore. ... What infuriates me aren't casuals. My closest WoW friend is very much a casual. She specs in a way that she enjoys rather than what's optimal, she doesn't put any time into researching the game, etc., etc. She just plays to play, whereas I get my rocks off with math and modeling and optimization. "What does infuriate me are people who contradict the hardcore ethos idea of personal responsibility. People who stand in fire, wipe the raid, and say 'Whatever' and then do it again. People who, instead of spending three minutes on Google, badger others to explain an optimal spec point by point. People who get frustrated and log off when we wipe twice due to a dc or a new encounter. "What some people don't understand is that when a hardcore player wants the base instance to be harder, it's not because they want to lock someone out. I'm fairly sure that every top raider I know would agree that a world where everyone had the skill to do pre-nerf Sunwell would be a better world. But I like being challenged, like being held to a higher standard of play. "We don't want to have the door shut on other people. We want the door to be shut on us, and for all our skill to be needed to get it open." |
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| The affliction of the Affliction rotation The days of Warlock supremacy have passed. Nobody seems interested in keeping up complex Affliction DoT rotations – or are they? "I've played my 'lock as my main since 2005," notes Hohen. "I actually like the complex affliction rotation. While it's not for everyone, I like it as is. I would rather the Affliction mechanics that are broken were fixed, so we might experience DPS payoff worthy of the work one does during a boss fight. Keeping up seven DoTs and moving is working harder than a cat burying a turd on a marble floor. I don't have to be top of meters, but to be out-DPSed by classes who are not keeping seven dots up is just a bit much. "I just have a feeling (a not-un-Warlocky feeling) that their well-intentioned cocking around will screw us over in the long run. I cheered at the destruction of the Shadow Bolt spam DemoSac/Destro spec I had to do in Sunwell. It was too good not to ... but it was boring. It also attracted mouth-breather FOTMs. I had hoped 3.0 heralded a return to the old days, when fewer played the class and the class was known as a bitch to play but had some payoff." |
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| Overachievers, rejoice! Achievement hounds – we've got your Mecca, right over here. Make a beeline for our new weekly feature on achievements, The Overachiever. Be sure to read through all the comments, as well, including helpful tips like this one from soon-to-be-Loremaster Aggrajag: "I'm six quests from completing Loremaster for the whole game. I have four in my log for Icecrown, but they're all 80g5, and I'm damned if I can get a group. I'm hoping that when I finally do, they will lead on to two more quests and then I will get my title. My observations about Loremaster:
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| A copper for your thoughts We love the flavor text on all those coins in the Dalaran fountain – and we love readers' ideas of what they'd put on their own coins, too. The denizens of [1.Local] came up with quite a few thought-provoking, silly and RP-appropriate choices, but we think Silverlynx35 had a point when he observes, "This is what I picture on the blank coins if that were allowed: "'Congrats on finding this gold coin. For even more gold, please visit our website at www.goldsellingjerks.com.'" |
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| Tight as a clam This week's last straw comes from, well, from Last Straw. In the course of a classic QQ rant, poor Last Straw comes out with what may just be one of the Great Truisms of MMORPGs: "No one plays WoW because of clams." "stuff like this just pisses me off "these jerks are worried about clams? are you serious? noone plays wow because of clams "i play for pvp, and i am about to delete my account cause it is a broken, neglected system, that will not sort it self out "dks are OP "ret pallies are OP "clothies get 2 shotted, 3 if they good "warlock have to use 20 slots for 20 shards, the idoits talk of a whole new mechanic, make them as cool as *ing clams and ur problem is solved "this may be the last straw." |
/clams up
Until next week!






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
LittleJim Jan 9th 2009 7:41PM
I cant believe you didn't mention Aginda's point or mine about the ignorance or the wow player base when it comes to people who have legitimate reasons for bad grammar. Both of which in my opinion sum up the majority of wow players. i.e. English as a second language or learning difficulties
Masarah Jan 9th 2009 7:49PM
Its impractical for everyone to get a personalised mention just because they posted.
jbodar Jan 9th 2009 10:03PM
I think the problem is that, regardless of the post's merit or lack thereof, bad grammar has absolutely nothing to do with the original topic (gold coins), making it hard for the author to segway into it.
Personally, I find it hard to believe that the majority of WoW players with terrible writing skills are ESL or learning-disabled, unless you count leet-speak as a language. It may be significant, but I just can't buy that they're the majority. I guess we'll never know anyway.
shadow946 Jan 9th 2009 11:05PM
"the ignorance or the wow player base"
l2grammar
Anaughtybear Jan 10th 2009 8:26AM
There is no excuse for bad grammar. Stop making excuses and pay attention is school.
LittleJim Jan 9th 2009 7:42PM
in the A copper for your thoughts article
SmokeTheBear Jan 9th 2009 7:48PM
And once again, the mental deficiency of players that are so attached to PvP that they're willing to *delete their account* when it goes through its inevitable phase of being the red-headed stepchild of the dev team (just like every other part of the game that anyone enjoys and every class has gone through at some point, some more often than others) is proven.
mitch Jan 9th 2009 9:47PM
bl pvp.
Everyone is OP but yourself, classic PVP QQer.
Snowy Jan 10th 2009 8:32AM
Completely agreed. Personally, I think that pure PVPers don't seem to realize that the world is not based strictly on PVP. Meaning, that a lot of how the classes are built, is based on what is needed within a Raid or even an Instance.
Quit QQing and reroll is what I always say.
sosei Jan 9th 2009 11:26PM
Haha, I was in the clam thread, but not bad mouthing clams (or QQing, either). It was pretty fierce after awhile. As for the new Achievement weekly feature, I'm going to have to keep an eye on that. :D
monkey Jan 10th 2009 1:03AM
I'm not so sure about the 5% margin for leftover quests; while that may be true in some zones, I know that Zul'Drak, for example, has 101 quests, where 100 of those are needed for the achievement.
But that's just one zone.
Vektorix Jan 10th 2009 10:41AM
Well I'm not sure two "I love this idea!" comments is sufficient qualification for a bright future as a developer, but if someone from Blizzard or elsewhere thinks differently, I'm not averse! Resumé available on request... :)
wes dickson Jan 10th 2009 4:50PM
As a founding member of the Clam Meat Syndicate (on Kirin Tor), I resent the notion that "no one plays WoW because of clams," since it is clearly a mistaken notion -- or perhaps my guildies and I are just exceptions to this "rule."
We play WoW because of clams -- our should I say... our Mastery of the Clam Market is our raison d'etre. Clams, to us, are a way of life.
While other guilds may be gearing up for Raids and PvP, we prefer a nice stroll down to our local murloc huts where we commit a habitual genocide in order to collect our bounty -- delicious clam meat.
As the drop rate can be abysmal at times, we are all attuned to that happy sound coming over the vox chat, that resonant affirmation we give each other when a drop occurs: "Got Clam!"
Our guild has only two rules.
1. Sell clam at the rate we establish and keep an eye on the market in order to buyout any lowballers or undercutters.
and 2. We don't talk about Fight Club
"No one plays WoW because of clams"
Pshaw!
For us in the CMS, WoW _is_ Clams!
(now can they please fix it so that the clams automatically stack again when you open the shells (like they used to!!!) -- having to manually stack them is ridiculous, a major flaw in the game)
Ryan Jan 11th 2009 8:00AM
I love how it seems Last Straw is implying that 2 plate wearing classes are OP compared to clothies because they don't get 2 or 3-shotted like clothies do. They're wearing plate! Do they think cloth should be as tough as plate!? I think (s)he should just accept the fact that if you charge at someone wearing a dressing gown with a giant axe, the axe is not just gonna bounce right off! Thats why clothies tend to have more CC (or longer lasting, superior CC) than plate wearers. Even I understand the reasoning behind that, and I don't really PvP! :P Beside, spells go right through plate anyway, so it can easily work the other way round, just like when I had a mage surprise-attack me the other day - without my icebane armour they were taking off 8k chunks of my 25k hp each shot. Thats being almost 3-shotted by a clothie as a prot-pally, so it works both ways. Since I'm no PvPer I have just as much fear of being jumped (by almost any class, save hunters :P) as any cloth wearer might do, and thats how I think world PvP should be, so I'm quite happy with the balance at the minute, though I'm yet to try arena S5.
And clams were the bane of my life before they could stack, so any further changes are even more of a blessing! :D