The ultimate Sartharion strat guide
by Dan O'Halloran 
Jan 18th 2009 at 5:00PM
As you can see from the image above, the guide writer used a bear tank, two cat druids, a Moonkin and a Resto druid, but that's just to show tank, melee dps, ranged dps and healer positioning. I couldn't tell you if the strat is accurate, it may just be all for laught, so you may want to check out the more popular strat sites around the net for the lowdown on the entire encounter.
The next promised strat guide from this guild is Kel'Thuzad, played by baby seal with a knit Dr. Seuss hat. I can't wait.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Marshy Jan 18th 2009 5:06PM
Awwwwhhh!!!!!
Ikimasu of Fizzcrank Jan 18th 2009 5:10PM
LOL This is so epic.
Xilnold Jan 18th 2009 5:10PM
What I want to see is a loatheb guide. Patchwerk can be Donkey Kong, the tank can be an actual tank, ranged DPS can be plastic army men, melee DPS can be transformers, and the healer can be Han Solo.
The DPS-balls can be stress balls.
Hilton Jan 18th 2009 5:17PM
Very original!
It certainly beats the fuzzy youtube videos we've all come to know and love/hate
Soifra Jan 18th 2009 5:19PM
The last picture, the preview of next week's guide, prompted a spit-take.
More of this!
Wakleon Jan 18th 2009 5:27PM
Ha Ha. Pure Awesome!
draeth Jan 18th 2009 5:49PM
full of win.
AyaJulia Jan 18th 2009 5:51PM
That. Is. Awesome. <3
Adelphia Jan 19th 2009 9:14PM
Made of pure win
best and celarest strat guide I have ever seen
Kvothe Jan 18th 2009 5:57PM
Win!
On a more serious note, why is everyone fighting druids? Could at least have a hunter and its pet...
Gessilea Jan 18th 2009 6:30PM
What would you use to represent a hunter? A Barbie doll, maybe?
Hilarious guide.
pietrex Jan 18th 2009 6:08PM
I lol'd. PURE EPIC.
Muse Jan 18th 2009 6:17PM
Aww, this just makes me want to HUG Sartharion next fight instead of kill him.
tonedeff Jan 18th 2009 6:26PM
This thing is Epic. I hope this guys continue to makes for all the fights now.
Yeechang Lee Jan 18th 2009 6:35PM
As wonderful and charming as the guide's visuals are, it's also wrong. If the tank tanks the boss on the right (the way I learned it), he needs to strafe to the bottom when the waves come from the *right*. It's when the waves come from the left that no moving is needed.
This strategy also has the advantage of Sartharion's tail never rotating into the melee DPS (as seen in the picture below the "FIFTH DKP MINUS" joke). When the tank strafes to the bottom, this moves the tail to the top, away from the party.
sephirah Jan 18th 2009 6:51PM
Why so serious?
Groth Jan 19th 2009 8:01AM
would that not put the melee dps into the cleave box?
ash Jan 18th 2009 6:51PM
Those fire elementals looks fierce
tabbard Jan 18th 2009 7:10PM
this thread is complete and total win.
Cetha Jan 18th 2009 7:51PM
hahaha the resto druid is my favorite part.