When AFK attacks
My wife is a hunter. I don't say plays a hunter because that might give you the idea that she's playing and oh heck no. She's not playing. She's very very serious about taming rare or unique skins of pets, to the point where I find myself leveling a second shaman for the express purpose of using heroism to tame a spectral lupine. The other day, she completed her most recent mission, which was to tame the attractive fellow in the picture above. As you might expect, there were other hunters trying to accomplish it, so we ended up with a two day marathon of sleeplessness, calls from work asking me to check the zone to make sure he hadn't spawned, a mix-up with a hunter who followed her around dropping flares at her feet while she wasn't shadowmelded, and other exciting (and not so exciting) adventures.
The other day while I was gleefully stealing baby wolvar from the still-cooling embrace of their mothers because a walrus paid me to, I heard a strangled gasp from my wife over at her computer. Somewhat distracted by wrangling bereaved pups, I at first didn't process what "I got the spirit beast" meant, especially since she gasped it out as one word. Eventually, of course, the congratulations started (in my happiness that I wouldn't have to camp Shol... er, I mean for her, yes, of course I mean for her success) and then I saw on her screen that orc hunter she'd mentioned before.
He was AFK.
In fact, my wife said, she'd actually tamed the mob out from under him. He had landed, done his usual drop a flare at her feet routine, then after a while (she was busily killing all the mobs in the area around the spawn point, as is her way) he went AFK.
Five minutes later Loque'nahak spawned inside his body. One second there was a hunter sitting there, the next second she couldn't even see him anymore, just Loque. A frenzied execution of key strokes later, Loque was tagged (you want to tag him so that someone doesn't come along and decide to kill him for the achievement) and lured into a trap for proper taming.
This entire time, the AFK hunter remained AFK. He was still AFK, in fact, when I arrived on the scene to examine the pet who had been the source of all this effort. As you might expect by the fact that I don't play a hunter and can't get one past 31, I'm usually more baffled than anything by pets, but I have to give Loque credit for having one heck of an impressive skin. He sounds like the Darth Vader of cats when he attacks, too. As we were standing around discussing what to name it (I still say Pellinore is a good name for a beast she spent this much time looking for) the orc hunter finally came back from being AFK, and was presented with the sight of the NE hunter he'd been dropping flares at for two days... the one he knew didn't have a pet when he left... standing there with Loque. The fact that the pet didn't have a name probably would have clued him in too.
To his credit he wasn't the kind of unpleasant you can so often see in these situations. He didn't /spit or any of that, he mostly just walked around Loque and made gestures that Blizzard has rendered unintelligible. We understood why he might have been upset, after all, but it wasn't like either of us went to his house and made him go get a sandwich either. My wife then proceeded to cycle between extreme glee at having finally tamed the spirit beast, and extreme guilt at having tamed it while that other hunter was AFK. Again, I'm fairly certain I don't have telepathic "You gotta have a sandwich" powers but if I do, sorry about that.
So now I come to you, gentle readers. What would you have done? Waited for the other guy to come back from AFK and get the thing you spent multiple days farming for? Or tame and be damned? You can extend this out to nodes or quest mobs if you like. I assume an AFK player is essentially in a 'you snooze, you lose' penalty box, myself. Sometimes if I see one getting beaten on I'll pull the mobs off to be nice, but that's basically it. Am I callous? Heartless? Or is it just common sense?
Filed under: Hunter, Analysis / Opinion, Odds and ends






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
Ash Feb 8th 2009 2:06PM
I would have done exactly what happened there, you take a risk when you go afk, esp. if you're waiting for something and there is someone else there too.
Chaaron Feb 8th 2009 9:29PM
I would've done the same thing. If he's AFK, then it is his loss.
I spent well over a hundred hours camping for my beast. I named him Matthiessen in honor of Peter Matthiessen, the author whom spent two months in the remote mountains of Nepal looking for the elusive rare and beautiful Snow Leopard.
bobafet Feb 9th 2009 9:53AM
If its RED its DEAD!
Ed (Sindarin, Hydraxis US) Feb 8th 2009 2:07PM
I try to be conscientious when it comes a lot things when players are AFK, like pulling mobs off AFK players, but if Loque spawned? Tame and be damned, I say, no question about it!
I may feel bad about it, but I'm sure he would have done the same thing if the situation was reversed. ;)
Kassu Feb 8th 2009 2:38PM
I usually don't freak out either when people AFK with a warning that they are INDEED going away from the keyboard...
But today, in a heroic PUG, our tank just stood there for 5 mins, and we were all like, umm, heee-eey, Mr Tank, you there? Eventually, he came back and tanked the next pull. After that, it was bosstime. I finished explaining the tactics and when I asked if all are ready, he said nothing. After a minute of silence, I just lost it and kicked him. He started screaming in /w that he is just talking to a friend, but we found another tank and continued without him. What a jerk, pull s*** like that off twice and not even explain himself to us, while we just wonder wtf is going on.
vazhkatsi Feb 8th 2009 5:19PM
yeah way back when i had half a group go afk to deal with "guild bizness" they were gone for half an hour, still there, but not going.
Mallarme Feb 8th 2009 2:07PM
I think she should have gotten it especially because he was from a different faction. If he wasn't I imagine there would have been some kind of nice conversation between allies both on the hunt for him. that would have complicated things, but as it is congrats to the wife!
Zach Feb 8th 2009 2:07PM
You AFK, you lose.
Kaphik Feb 8th 2009 2:16PM
Exactly. The AFK hunter should just be happy your wife didn't pull some mobs onto him while he was AFK for that crap he was pulling with flares.
Jamesisgreat Feb 8th 2009 3:14PM
Yeah - throwing flares, he deserved everything he got.
Actually, in that frame of mind, maybe you should have named the cat 'Karma' ;)
Hanako Feb 8th 2009 4:57PM
I know it sounds lame, but this is why I'm on a (RP)PvP realm. You pull crap like that, I should have the right to kill you. Or at least try.
I've ganked and been ganked over goldclover spawns - I'd surely go to blows over rare spawns. It is Warcraft, after all....
Eisengel Feb 8th 2009 6:41PM
I agree. Rare resource = 1st come, 1st served. Even if the other Hunter wasn't being a jerk with the flare tossing, I'd say she was entirely fine grabbing it while the other Hunter was off doing whatever.
LittleJim Feb 8th 2009 2:09PM
Agreed, you snooze you loose. Hard luck on the afk hunter but if they had been paying attention then it would of been another story
Heilig Feb 8th 2009 2:10PM
There's a reason your character sits down when you go AFK. It's because you're not gonna be doing anything anytime soon. It's his own fault.
Enjoy your spirit kitteh.
LostOne Feb 8th 2009 2:11PM
Tame away. I doubt he'd wait for you to tame it if the position had been reversed.
I got Loq on Saturday, happened upon a hunter who was failing to tame it, didn't trap it, etc. Loq killed him. So I tamed Loq, his loss. He ressed and began swearing at me. I did a quick inspect and pointed out that he must have had a wall of "Invalid target" errors when trying to tame, because he was Survival spec.
MusedMoose Feb 8th 2009 2:14PM
Oh, man, that's hilarious. I can't help but wonder if you told him or not. *grin*
the1skate Feb 8th 2009 2:14PM
I feel that if you snooze you loose. I remember that I spent 8 hours camping Humar The Pridelord WAY back in the day. Killing mobs every time they spawned etc. I left for a bio break and when I came back another hunter had just finished taming him. Well, i was upset but congratulated the hunter on his new pet. I left, so it was my fault and he had zero obligation to wait for me to come back and see who could get the tap first. I ended up getting Humar 2 days later and felt glad that I did.
Let your wife know that she should be proud of her new pet with zero guild over the other hunters foolishness at leaving his keyboard.
MusedMoose Feb 8th 2009 2:13PM
As a hunter who's sought out a rare pet or two in my time, all I can say it that your wife has nothing to feel guilty about. Now, if she'd tagged it while he was taming it and then tamed it herself, that'd be different. *grin* Besides, it's not worth feeling guilty about - it's only a game.
Phantompig Feb 8th 2009 2:14PM
Of course it was OK. If your character's presence means you have dibs, even if you are AFK, then you would have squatters all over the place.
The game doesn't play itself. If you are not there to tame the beastie, then someone else will.
Nadie Feb 8th 2009 2:16PM
Grats to her :)
It's perfectly reasonable for her to have taken the Spirit Beast - the other hunter could have been AFK for another 20 minutes, for all she knew.
Besides, having tamed the beast -and- seen it again while farming, I believe the Hordie will find his own Loque sooner or later.