When AFK attacks
My wife is a hunter. I don't say plays a hunter because that might give you the idea that she's playing and oh heck no. She's not playing. She's very very serious about taming rare or unique skins of pets, to the point where I find myself leveling a second shaman for the express purpose of using heroism to tame a spectral lupine. The other day, she completed her most recent mission, which was to tame the attractive fellow in the picture above. As you might expect, there were other hunters trying to accomplish it, so we ended up with a two day marathon of sleeplessness, calls from work asking me to check the zone to make sure he hadn't spawned, a mix-up with a hunter who followed her around dropping flares at her feet while she wasn't shadowmelded, and other exciting (and not so exciting) adventures.
The other day while I was gleefully stealing baby wolvar from the still-cooling embrace of their mothers because a walrus paid me to, I heard a strangled gasp from my wife over at her computer. Somewhat distracted by wrangling bereaved pups, I at first didn't process what "I got the spirit beast" meant, especially since she gasped it out as one word. Eventually, of course, the congratulations started (in my happiness that I wouldn't have to camp Shol... er, I mean for her, yes, of course I mean for her success) and then I saw on her screen that orc hunter she'd mentioned before.
He was AFK.
In fact, my wife said, she'd actually tamed the mob out from under him. He had landed, done his usual drop a flare at her feet routine, then after a while (she was busily killing all the mobs in the area around the spawn point, as is her way) he went AFK.
Five minutes later Loque'nahak spawned inside his body. One second there was a hunter sitting there, the next second she couldn't even see him anymore, just Loque. A frenzied execution of key strokes later, Loque was tagged (you want to tag him so that someone doesn't come along and decide to kill him for the achievement) and lured into a trap for proper taming.
This entire time, the AFK hunter remained AFK. He was still AFK, in fact, when I arrived on the scene to examine the pet who had been the source of all this effort. As you might expect by the fact that I don't play a hunter and can't get one past 31, I'm usually more baffled than anything by pets, but I have to give Loque credit for having one heck of an impressive skin. He sounds like the Darth Vader of cats when he attacks, too. As we were standing around discussing what to name it (I still say Pellinore is a good name for a beast she spent this much time looking for) the orc hunter finally came back from being AFK, and was presented with the sight of the NE hunter he'd been dropping flares at for two days... the one he knew didn't have a pet when he left... standing there with Loque. The fact that the pet didn't have a name probably would have clued him in too.
To his credit he wasn't the kind of unpleasant you can so often see in these situations. He didn't /spit or any of that, he mostly just walked around Loque and made gestures that Blizzard has rendered unintelligible. We understood why he might have been upset, after all, but it wasn't like either of us went to his house and made him go get a sandwich either. My wife then proceeded to cycle between extreme glee at having finally tamed the spirit beast, and extreme guilt at having tamed it while that other hunter was AFK. Again, I'm fairly certain I don't have telepathic "You gotta have a sandwich" powers but if I do, sorry about that.
So now I come to you, gentle readers. What would you have done? Waited for the other guy to come back from AFK and get the thing you spent multiple days farming for? Or tame and be damned? You can extend this out to nodes or quest mobs if you like. I assume an AFK player is essentially in a 'you snooze, you lose' penalty box, myself. Sometimes if I see one getting beaten on I'll pull the mobs off to be nice, but that's basically it. Am I callous? Heartless? Or is it just common sense?
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Reader Comments (Page 4 of 5)
Lemons Feb 8th 2009 4:52PM
WoW Insider shows its sensitive side once again with a moral conundrum that could only really exist on Seaseme Street.
Taming the pet is like a marathon. You go days and days trying to look for the pet. The hunter going afk is the equivalent of stopping in the middle of the race and he was appropriately passed.
uncaringbear Feb 8th 2009 5:02PM
Can someone please explain the attraction of this cat? I've seen a few hunters (ok, quite a few) with them. Is it just because they're rare, or do they have some special ability like shooting lazers from their eye?
kunukia Feb 8th 2009 5:32PM
They do a moonfire attack.
Balius Feb 8th 2009 5:40PM
This is not only a one of a kind skin, it's a one of a kind CLASS of pet. This is the only Spirit Beast pet in the game, and it is on a very long reset timer; getting this pet is a status symbol.
What damage it does is pretty irrelevant, though I hear that the class attacks make it pretty formidable.
Some one Feb 8th 2009 5:03PM
That one player will lose is inevitable. If you wait for him to return you would risk not getting the beast at all. On a PvP server he could attack you and tame it quickly, or on a PvE server he could kill the beast instead ("If I don't get it then you won't get it either").
Personally, if I wait a few days just for this special pet, I would do anything to get it. That he went AFK is the best thing that happened to you.
Clandestine One Feb 8th 2009 5:43PM
Slightly offtopic, but one or more authors (didn't pay attention) in several articles here on WoW insider keep mentioning 'a wife who plays WoW'. It may just be me, but I'm sure all of these articles could've been written without going into author's marital status or any other personal info. It somehow feels like bragging a bit (reminds me of a friend who kept mentioning his girlfriend on some gaming forum in order to look more social and outgoing and less geeky while discussing nerdy little details about Warhammer Online). Few days back someone was saying how he got a weapon on the AH from his wife, before that I noticed 'the wife' pop-up several times, now this - its just getting a bit old. We all have private lives, I'm quite happy with mine - so when I come to WoW insider, I come for the Orcs, the Trolls, the bloodshed and all the other gameplay and lore stuff that I love reading about on Insider. Family, for me, is something you don't mention without reason to strangers, even to those with similar taste in gaming :) Either way I find it funny.
Grubba Feb 8th 2009 6:36PM
So the authors here should refrain from ever mentioning spouses or significant others because you're not comfortable hearing about them? Would this story be significantly improved by having his wife referred to as "someone I know"?
Really?
Thomas Jespersen Feb 8th 2009 6:31PM
She did the right thing. I am sure the other hunter would have done the same thing in her situation.
Clifton Feb 9th 2009 9:11PM
I would have done the same thing. He went AFK he loses out. That goes to about anything nodes, pets, mobs, and all that. If you go AFK you are giving up the right on anything that spawns during the time you not in front of that keyboard. I'm usually a pretty fair and nice guy. I try my best not to screw people over, ninja, or anything like that. But if you go AFK it's your fault if you lose anything. You're not there to take it so it goes to the next person.
Clandestine One Feb 8th 2009 8:11PM
@Gruba - its not that I'm uncomfortable - hey, I'm all against censorship of any kind and I hate it when people want to ban certain topics from magazines (online or offline ones). This is a different matter entirely - I was talking about the quality of articles in mention (and I think I'm allowed to comment on that, being a regular visitor of WoW insider) not what makes me uncomfortable (believe me, it doesn't)
I just find it funny to mention one's spouse every week or so. It just seems too much like a "hey I have a life" statement which I find childish.
"Someone I know" is a bit silly, I give you that, and maybe this article is a bad example. All I'm saying is that every now and then some author mentiones how his wife plays and what she does. Seriously - are you here for that? And do you think its the only way one can describe an event from WoW? Ah, never mind, it wasn't a serious critique and I see that this could erupt into flames so I'm dropping it. Just my 2 cents.
Aldheim Feb 8th 2009 9:10PM
If the spirit beast spawned on top of the AFK hunter, wouldn't it have killed and eaten him anyway? I mean, chances seem to be that he would not have gotten the SB anyway.
Valerii Feb 8th 2009 11:48PM
Loque'nahak isn't an aggressive mob. He's neutral til you attack him.
Dave Feb 8th 2009 9:10PM
You should give it the same name as the orc hunter.
Antistes Feb 8th 2009 10:17PM
This.
/cackle
Eugenides Feb 9th 2009 7:21AM
I would have tamed the pet, and then kill him with it.
Cowy Feb 8th 2009 9:26PM
On my server Alliance outnumbers horde... by a LARGE amount (Bronzebeard). Playing horde can get rough (but I've been on the server since WOW started.)... and it can get really really annoying when theres Alliance competition for every. damn. thing. If our server was a tad more balanced I'd probably hate everyone equally, but since more-often-than-not my competion is Alliance, I start to resent them as a way to blow off steam.
It's not that I was slow... its because theres too many Alliance NELF hunters! Its not that I was AFK, its because that person there is so damned annoying and wont leave...and they happen to be.... ALLIANCE! Its not that that node-ninja came out of the blue and was a jerk anyway... its because they were ALLIANCE and all Alliance are jerks by default. True story *nod nod*
So if I was that Orc Hunter (Substitute Tauren though), and there was yet-another-count-the-millionth-night-elf-hunter in the same spot doing the same thing as me.... and I went afk (for whatever reason) I'd be a sad panda when I got back. So revel in the envy. :) Damn Alliance. (j/k!)
snipe Feb 8th 2009 9:45PM
that is a pretty sweet looking cat. im only a 47 hunter so i cant get it. where is that cat and how long does it take to respawn?
Jayus Feb 8th 2009 11:35PM
Personally I'd of killed him while he was afk just to be on the safe side before I started taming the beast.
a month and counting without evening seeing the damn thing on my hunter.
Olicon Feb 8th 2009 11:47PM
I think it's OK to do anything to AFKers short of killing their characters. Mostly because it would be annoying for him to have to walk back from the graveyard, but also because..well..it's no fun beating on a dummy.
Redem Feb 8th 2009 11:48PM
I don't see what there is to feel guilty about. He was afk, he had no rights to Loque.