When AFK attacks
My wife is a hunter. I don't say plays a hunter because that might give you the idea that she's playing and oh heck no. She's not playing. She's very very serious about taming rare or unique skins of pets, to the point where I find myself leveling a second shaman for the express purpose of using heroism to tame a spectral lupine. The other day, she completed her most recent mission, which was to tame the attractive fellow in the picture above. As you might expect, there were other hunters trying to accomplish it, so we ended up with a two day marathon of sleeplessness, calls from work asking me to check the zone to make sure he hadn't spawned, a mix-up with a hunter who followed her around dropping flares at her feet while she wasn't shadowmelded, and other exciting (and not so exciting) adventures.
The other day while I was gleefully stealing baby wolvar from the still-cooling embrace of their mothers because a walrus paid me to, I heard a strangled gasp from my wife over at her computer. Somewhat distracted by wrangling bereaved pups, I at first didn't process what "I got the spirit beast" meant, especially since she gasped it out as one word. Eventually, of course, the congratulations started (in my happiness that I wouldn't have to camp Shol... er, I mean for her, yes, of course I mean for her success) and then I saw on her screen that orc hunter she'd mentioned before.
He was AFK.
In fact, my wife said, she'd actually tamed the mob out from under him. He had landed, done his usual drop a flare at her feet routine, then after a while (she was busily killing all the mobs in the area around the spawn point, as is her way) he went AFK.
Five minutes later Loque'nahak spawned inside his body. One second there was a hunter sitting there, the next second she couldn't even see him anymore, just Loque. A frenzied execution of key strokes later, Loque was tagged (you want to tag him so that someone doesn't come along and decide to kill him for the achievement) and lured into a trap for proper taming.
This entire time, the AFK hunter remained AFK. He was still AFK, in fact, when I arrived on the scene to examine the pet who had been the source of all this effort. As you might expect by the fact that I don't play a hunter and can't get one past 31, I'm usually more baffled than anything by pets, but I have to give Loque credit for having one heck of an impressive skin. He sounds like the Darth Vader of cats when he attacks, too. As we were standing around discussing what to name it (I still say Pellinore is a good name for a beast she spent this much time looking for) the orc hunter finally came back from being AFK, and was presented with the sight of the NE hunter he'd been dropping flares at for two days... the one he knew didn't have a pet when he left... standing there with Loque. The fact that the pet didn't have a name probably would have clued him in too.
To his credit he wasn't the kind of unpleasant you can so often see in these situations. He didn't /spit or any of that, he mostly just walked around Loque and made gestures that Blizzard has rendered unintelligible. We understood why he might have been upset, after all, but it wasn't like either of us went to his house and made him go get a sandwich either. My wife then proceeded to cycle between extreme glee at having finally tamed the spirit beast, and extreme guilt at having tamed it while that other hunter was AFK. Again, I'm fairly certain I don't have telepathic "You gotta have a sandwich" powers but if I do, sorry about that.
So now I come to you, gentle readers. What would you have done? Waited for the other guy to come back from AFK and get the thing you spent multiple days farming for? Or tame and be damned? You can extend this out to nodes or quest mobs if you like. I assume an AFK player is essentially in a 'you snooze, you lose' penalty box, myself. Sometimes if I see one getting beaten on I'll pull the mobs off to be nice, but that's basically it. Am I callous? Heartless? Or is it just common sense?
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Reader Comments (Page 5 of 5)
Anaughtybear Feb 8th 2009 11:57PM
Sounds like Rossi is one whipped bastard. Make your wife do her own dirty work. Hunters are best solo anyway.
Kaelshazar Feb 9th 2009 10:52AM
I only have one thing to say about this story...
AFK = A Free Kittysteal.
I think it puts the meaning of AFK into a new context eh?
Koinos Feb 21st 2009 5:31AM
She shouldn't worry about the AFK. The guy would have hardly done the same thing in reversed roles, especially given his rude behavior to her.
Enjoy Loq and have fun.
And let it be a lesson that sometimes the jerk doesn't win.
Axolotl Feb 9th 2009 2:50AM
Go AFK in a contested area on a PVP-server and return to your keyboard to start your corpserun (in PVE, it takes more time and skill since you have to draw mobs to the location)
All is fair in love and war(craft) so your wife shouldn't feel guilty about taming that kitteh ... mine didn't feel guilty about swooping in on a quest-drop that 3 alliance players where fighting the mobs for either, so why should yours :-) .
Calminaion Feb 9th 2009 3:02AM
A bit of a noob question (or maybe it's because I don't play a hunter) ... but what's the issue about the other hunter dropping flares at Rossi's Wife's feet.
Are we talking Hunter flares here, or engineering flares. Was he doing it simply to irritate, or is there some effect which occurs which would have made her live more difficult.
Again, pardon the noobishness here, but I fully need clarity on this before I fully appreciate the story (I'm guessing).
Sehvekah Feb 9th 2009 3:23AM
If there's mob's beatin' on an AFK'er, regardless of faction I'll at least try to save the poor bastard. Doubbly so if they're low-level(just cuz it can suck so hard when you're just getting started in the game, and odds are good they've just alt-tabed out to try and check a help site).
For everything else, however, it's first-taged, first-served.
jackhammer Feb 9th 2009 6:46AM
Tame the pet... then gank the orc.
And gz on the catch :)
Hiruma Feb 9th 2009 6:59AM
Its that Orc's loss, I would have tamed the thing
My pet is the no longer rare skinned Black Lion, (Had that thing since pre-BC) and I know the glee of the wait paying off.
Angus Feb 9th 2009 7:53AM
Tell the Mrs. grats on her new pet and to not be worried.
If anyone deserves to be feeling bad on this, it is the Orc and his guild. I'd hate to be in on the g-chat.
"SONOVA! I WENT AFK 2 MINUTES. TWO MINUTES and a NElf got him! TWO MINUTES!"
zaababy Feb 9th 2009 9:00AM
You snooze, you lose.
Lianne Feb 9th 2009 9:10AM
You snooze, you loose. If you're waiting for a spawn, stay at the computer. Your wife was camping that thing for days...she had every right to take it.
syberghost Feb 9th 2009 9:25AM
sudo make yourself a sandwich
Silmarieni Feb 9th 2009 9:27AM
I guess it was ok but don't underestimate serious reasons why people must sometime go afk: baby crying, important call, ...
Drow Feb 9th 2009 10:41AM
I would have tammed it, simple. I have camped it for weeks at hours at a time for it, and either find it dead when I enter the zone or not at all. Once, a friend saw it, tagged it, and told me to get down there. When I arrived, he let me tag it, all the while some prissy Night Elf Hunter was trying to tame it too. After the tag, fest, he took some good amount of damage. I got the tag, and started to tame, and it felt GOOD! Then, this jealous hunter, popped all her coold-downs, and killed him. Said something in Common, and flew off. I knew it happend when I got the stupid acheivment. It was sick. Farmed for a few more weeks, then the patch hit, and I stayed BM a LITTLE bit longer...but when my 25-mans came around, I found out I had to switch to SV...but I am tempted to respec BM on off-nights just to try to camp him again.
Childish Alliance....
Ravenous Feb 9th 2009 1:33PM
All is fair in love and Warcraft.
Jyotai Feb 9th 2009 6:50PM
If your wife feels concern over her actions, perhaps -SHE- should be the one posting this, and not some man.
Why do so many men feel a need to speak for women rather than letting them have their own voices, and why do so many women let them get away with it?
Take it to the realm forums too, not a major blog meant for the entire WoW community.
This is nothing more than a 'did I Ninja, no I didn't' post - common on realm forums where such trivialities take on overblown importance.
Nyx Feb 10th 2009 12:01AM
Well, for one thing, the little Mrs. doesn't work at WoW Insider, so it's a bit difficult for me to make posts here.
How insulting for you to arbitrarily decide that my husband's "talking for me" because he decided to post regarding an experience that he and I shared. Why would I post this on my realm forums? To make the other player feel even worse about a two-minute AFK that cost him hours and hours of farming? At least on WoW Insider it retains a veneer of anonymity - although not by much.
When I need your ridiculous brand of pseudo-feminism, I'll kick over a barrel. Don't speak for me or any other woman - ever.
Calminaion Feb 10th 2009 2:14AM
Woah - take that !!
Kelldor Feb 10th 2009 9:46AM
Ya i was one of the first ppl to tame this pet as well.Just this week i was able to return to Ogrimmar without being beraded with "where u get that pet".If you snooze you lose not your fault if he missed out.You obviously wanted it more then he did.
-Grats- Kelldor of Duskwood
lunare Mar 12th 2009 4:34PM
i would have tamed it and named it after the guy in his honor.