Important announcement concerning the clandestine facilities of Aperture Science
Greetings, Chell.
In response to the success of the GLaDOS World of Warcraft infiltration program, I have taken it upon myself to further reinforce the importance of your best friend in the world, the Weighted Companion Cube.
You will find the cubes located in the entrances to all clandestine Aperture Science Enrichment Centers. An example of the Cubes I have deployed is displayed above. The cubes resemble the ones I had in place for you at the primary Aperture Science facility, as well as the cubes initially placed in our clandestine facilities one cycle ago.
Please ensure your continued observation and interaction with the cubes throughout the next five days. Since the Icestone has now melted, you have no excuse not to begin your duties immediately.
If you are able to successfully make use of them to further Aperture Science, I can assure you the cake will be quite real this time.
This GLaDOS message is now concluded.
Goodbye.
Love is in the Air and on WoW Insider. Check out our continuing coverage of the event and our guide to earning the achievement. And you better hurry; the holiday only lasts five days!
In response to the success of the GLaDOS World of Warcraft infiltration program, I have taken it upon myself to further reinforce the importance of your best friend in the world, the Weighted Companion Cube.
You will find the cubes located in the entrances to all clandestine Aperture Science Enrichment Centers. An example of the Cubes I have deployed is displayed above. The cubes resemble the ones I had in place for you at the primary Aperture Science facility, as well as the cubes initially placed in our clandestine facilities one cycle ago.
Please ensure your continued observation and interaction with the cubes throughout the next five days. Since the Icestone has now melted, you have no excuse not to begin your duties immediately.
If you are able to successfully make use of them to further Aperture Science, I can assure you the cake will be quite real this time.
This GLaDOS message is now concluded.
Goodbye.
Love is in the Air and on WoW Insider. Check out our continuing coverage of the event and our guide to earning the achievement. And you better hurry; the holiday only lasts five days!Filed under: News items







Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
GLaDOS Feb 11th 2009 11:52AM
Chell,
Please be aware I am monitoring all comments for possible maintenance orientated tasks. Your cooperation will be rewarded.
Goodbye,
GLaDOS.
glorft Feb 11th 2009 12:36PM
The [Delicious Chocolate Cake] is a lie!
Benito Feb 11th 2009 12:40PM
No it isn't, I made one yesterday.
You can haz mah Delicious Chocolate Cake?
GLaDOS Feb 11th 2009 12:42PM
Greetings, Chell-Glort.
The cake is not a lie.
Goodbye,
GLaDOS.
Nordley Feb 11th 2009 12:43PM
This article is win.
GLaDOS Feb 11th 2009 12:52PM
Nordley is win.
~GLaDOS
pietrex Feb 11th 2009 12:43PM
Poor Icestone! I love Portal.
GLaDOS Feb 11th 2009 12:45PM
The Icestone has concluded.
~ GLaDOS
Odd Feb 11th 2009 12:46PM
I can see "Screen Captured." Interesting.
GLaDOS Feb 11th 2009 12:51PM
I control all screens.
~ GLaDOS
Timoris Feb 11th 2009 12:51PM
No "Best pic with you an companion cube" Contest type thing?
Timoris Feb 11th 2009 12:52PM
Show the cube some love and post the best pictures? :-D
GLaDOS Feb 11th 2009 12:54PM
You are required to show the cube love.
~GLaDOS
Timoris Feb 11th 2009 1:21PM
GLaDOS asked, GLaDOS Receives
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i97/KoalaMeatPie/Dance.jpg
Melt Feb 11th 2009 12:53PM
The Icestone has melted...... Or is The Icestone a lie?
GLaDOS Feb 11th 2009 12:54PM
The Icestone was not a lie.
The pie is a lie.
Lie.
~GLaDOS
cjshrader Feb 11th 2009 12:59PM
This was a triumph
ShadowMagus Feb 11th 2009 1:09PM
I'm making a note here, huge success.
kw Feb 11th 2009 1:19PM
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Idina Feb 11th 2009 2:54PM
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.