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by Adam Holisky 
Feb 11th 2009 at 12:30PM
In response to the success of the GLaDOS World of Warcraft infiltration program, I have taken it upon myself to further reinforce the importance of your best friend in the world, the Weighted Companion Cube.
You will find the cubes located in the entrances to all clandestine Aperture Science Enrichment Centers. An example of the Cubes I have deployed is displayed above. The cubes resemble the ones I had in place for you at the primary Aperture Science facility, as well as the cubes initially placed in our clandestine facilities one cycle ago.
Please ensure your continued observation and interaction with the cubes throughout the next five days. Since the Icestone has now melted, you have no excuse not to begin your duties immediately.
If you are able to successfully make use of them to further Aperture Science, I can assure you the cake will be quite real this time.
This GLaDOS message is now concluded.
Goodbye.
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Reader Comments (Page 2 of 2)
Erogroth Feb 11th 2009 1:01PM
Speedy thing goes in, Speedy thing comes out.
Wyldshank Feb 11th 2009 1:49PM
Aperture science, we do what we must because we can
Eversor Feb 11th 2009 1:58PM
Yo, what's with the icestone?
Yeng Feb 11th 2009 2:02PM
It's melting.
stephanie Feb 11th 2009 2:33PM
I find it to be an attempt by Blizz to get us concerned about Azeroth's global warming issue. No more mechanostriders or motorcycles or flying machines, folks.
Sewer-Urchin Feb 11th 2009 2:04PM
Also, it says here that you were adopted. So that's pretty funny too.
bg Feb 11th 2009 2:26PM
the box was in the game before portal came out
Dobmeister Feb 11th 2009 2:29PM
In response to the successful thawing of The Ice Stone, I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
Gallifrei Feb 11th 2009 3:21PM
Who is this GLaDOS fellow? And why is he so tyrannical?
Sentry Bot Feb 11th 2009 3:54PM
HeLlO?
ArE YoU StIlL ThErE?
GlaDOS is a girl. She is very nice, if you do not cross her and incinerate parts of her.
Dreadskull Feb 11th 2009 5:32PM
*knocks over the Sentry Bot*
Eversor Feb 11th 2009 6:46PM
I don't hate you.
ZJP Feb 11th 2009 5:56PM
Great job! !
You must be the pride of .
Azbulldog Feb 11th 2009 6:54PM
Old news, but still awesome.
BuckBandit Feb 12th 2009 1:16AM
I would be overjoyed with a Weighted Companion Cube non-combat pet in World of Warcraft. Giddy with glee.
Nathanyel Feb 12th 2009 6:19AM
Is it anywhere else except in Stormwind now?
Alderkin Feb 12th 2009 9:47AM
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure in the Heigan encounter. Any contact with the eruptions from the chamber floor will result in an "unsatisfactory" mark on your official raiding record, followed by death.
Good luck!