Breakfast Topic: Six word stories about World of Warcraft
by Mike Schramm 
Mar 7th 2009 at 8:00AM
The idea of a six word story has been around for a while -- Ernest Hemingway famously wrote one that went: "For sale: baby shoes, never worn." But Pink Pigtail had the idea to bring the format into the World of Warcraft, and challenges her readers to write some six word stories about Azeroth and/or its inhabitants. Larisa's "Last mage quits. Working as intended." is probably my favorite of hers, but you WI readers are pretty creative, too. Here's a few of mine:"Fandral Staghelm is angry. Nobody cares."
"Lich King laughs, teleports away. Again."
"For sale: Gnomish capital. Slightly used."
Ok, that last one is pretty bad. Surely you can come up with some better ones, right?
Filed under: Fan stuff, Virtual selves, Odds and ends, Breakfast Topics, Humor, NPCs, Fan art
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
Tyrnas Mar 7th 2009 8:10AM
From commenter 'Chad S.' on Pink Pigtail's site:
"Tempest Keep was merely a setback!"
Too epic not to share.
Jostin Mar 7th 2009 8:35AM
One that stands above all others...
"You have been disconnected from server."
Mcdreamy Mar 7th 2009 10:44AM
Today's scheduled maintenance has been extended.
lamb Mar 8th 2009 8:40AM
bop pls, Bop, Bop! BOP ........ dw
Did that pet just run in ?
Forget strat, it's ten man naxx. :P
Looking for 25 more hogger raid.
Oh my god five boomkin team.
Oh my lord 5 mage team.
LOL fail it's 5 warrior team.
Where is the boat to menethil?
That twink mage is so annoying!
I'm sure we've experienced most of those haha
Corpsegrinder Mar 7th 2009 8:21AM
"Bubble hearth bubble hearth bubble hearth."
Asketh Mar 7th 2009 8:21AM
The Ice Stone never actually melted.
Raz Mar 7th 2009 8:24AM
Remember endgame Ragnaros? Solo, then lawl.
Rel Mar 7th 2009 8:25AM
"Millhouse Manastorm is back in jail."
Feanor Mar 7th 2009 8:28AM
I bubbled, They waited....I died
goes with the nerf Shank Blizzard gives us LOL
Rolled pally, class potential...Blizzard disagreed
Speedmonkay Mar 7th 2009 8:29AM
Everytime someone is nerfed, qqing ensues
Kierachel Mar 7th 2009 8:32AM
Arthas beware! Mal'ganis won't stay dead.
Jostin Mar 7th 2009 8:34AM
One that stands above all others...
"You have been disconnected from server."
Darkinstine Mar 7th 2009 8:38AM
Crossroads is under attack...whoda thunk?
themightysven Mar 7th 2009 10:53AM
Tarren Mill is under attack, again
Fauche Mar 7th 2009 8:44AM
Warlocks: Dot Dot Dot Dot Dead.
Rogues: Sap Cheapshot Kidneyshot Eviscerate Dead.
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Whitehand Mar 7th 2009 10:13AM
The ice stone has melted. Huh?
L Mar 7th 2009 8:52AM
Original articles? Never for Mike Schramm.
Kylenne Mar 7th 2009 9:44AM
You win. :D
Mike Mar 7th 2009 8:54AM
Tuesdays are no game time days.
Drizzimus Mar 7th 2009 9:02AM
Arthas plus Ner'Zhul equals Lich King
Last words; "You no take Candle!"