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by Mike Schramm 
Mar 7th 2009 at 8:00AM
The idea of a six word story has been around for a while -- Ernest Hemingway famously wrote one that went: "For sale: baby shoes, never worn." But Pink Pigtail had the idea to bring the format into the World of Warcraft, and challenges her readers to write some six word stories about Azeroth and/or its inhabitants. Larisa's "Last mage quits. Working as intended." is probably my favorite of hers, but you WI readers are pretty creative, too. Here's a few of mine:"Fandral Staghelm is angry. Nobody cares."
"Lich King laughs, teleports away. Again."
"For sale: Gnomish capital. Slightly used."
Ok, that last one is pretty bad. Surely you can come up with some better ones, right?
Filed under: Fan stuff, Virtual selves, Odds and ends, Breakfast Topics, Humor, NPCs, Fan art
Reader Comments (Page 3 of 5)
Abscynth Mar 7th 2009 10:37AM
We regret to inform...Extended maintenance.
James Mar 7th 2009 10:43AM
Neautral capital cities? My poor computer.
FoxOfWar Mar 8th 2009 9:23AM
So true it hurts pretty bad.
Twevo Mar 7th 2009 10:52AM
Tiger mount drops, lose by one. (really happened to me :( )
Golemag, why won't you drop mageblade?
PUG ZG, blown up by bats.
themightysven Mar 7th 2009 10:55AM
Death Knights roll a Chuck Norris
DeathPaladin Mar 7th 2009 10:56AM
Raid wipes on boss. Healer blamed.
minimized Mar 7th 2009 11:49AM
Tank disconnected during Kel'Thuzad immortal attempt.
Hunter forgot to turn growl off.
The last dwarf female rogue rerolled!
Raid content cleared, waiting for Blizzard.
Paladin dead, blames his hearthstone CD.
Flaming a goldseller is pointless fun.
Jason Mar 7th 2009 1:20PM
The paladin one sounds like a news headline :P
evankimori Mar 9th 2009 12:20PM
Would make one hell of a tombstone:
"Frigging Hearthstone cooldown..."
Chrom Mar 7th 2009 11:15AM
The greatest phrase ever: Rez Timer
MusedMoose Mar 7th 2009 11:24AM
Murlocs! Oww! Oww! Oww! F$#%, dead.
Arcane Missiles: pew pew pew pew!
Gorilla pet: more HP than pally.
Aguinaldo Mar 7th 2009 12:20PM
The ice stone has melted! Wut?
Caiya Mar 7th 2009 11:51AM
Do Not Stand In The Fire!
Alchemistmerlin Mar 7th 2009 11:54AM
Stormstrike, Lava Lash, Earth Shock, Dead
Cadychan Mar 7th 2009 12:00PM
I did some last night, so these are just from my site...
-Trade Chat - way too much [Anal.]
-Children’s Week - free orphans for all!
-Tauren make items!…[Ice Cold Milk]?
-It’s always Peanut Butta Jelly Time.
-Happy cows also come from Canada.
-Hellfire Peninsula raises your blood pressure!
-Warrior rage meter - IT’S OVER 9000!!?!??!?!?
-Horde - just get to know us.
-Don’t press Num Lock while messaging.
-Work tomorrow….just one more quest!
Alchemistmerlin Mar 7th 2009 12:00PM
King Varian Wrynn, Poor Man's Thrall.
Ugru Mar 7th 2009 12:07PM
on Moon Guard-H recently had some fun with this:
"He was wrong about my preparedness."
"Night in Northrend: colder than expected."
"The Crossroads is under attack. Again."
"Love fool suicide, details at eleven."
"Oh, the Ice Stone has melted."
Syrchus Mar 7th 2009 12:25PM
Have 50 pets, now I'm smelly.
Long Darkshore to Stormwind journey? Nevermore.
Aldor? Scryer? Choose carefully: Everquest SUCKS.
Banaoil Mar 7th 2009 12:41PM
300 emblems and nothing to buy.
Lag spike frogger: Naxx hard mode.
"Mrglmrglmrgl" means "We come in peace."
Wakleon Mar 7th 2009 12:59PM
You Killed Mr.Bigglesworth! Minus 40 DKP!