Breakfast Topic: Amazing grays
I picked up an interesting gray item in Wintergrasp the other day -- the Broken U.L.O.S.E. Button. Players who've played Alterac Valley will recognize it as the answer to the zone's gray drop, the Broken I.W.I.N. button. Even the flavor text complimented each other and added more whimsy to the already humorous items. One of the most memorable junk items from The Burning Crusade was The Stoppable Force, a parody of another Alterac Valley item, the epic Unstoppable Force.
My wife enjoys fishing not just for the relaxing aspect but definitely for the profit. Take, for example, the Goldenscale Vendorfish. The name speaks for itself, as this piece of inedible junk sells for 6 Gold. That's still not her favorite gray item, though. The Broken Engine Part is another thing that anglers can get from fishing, and sells for 10 Gold. Not bad, huh? In Patch 3.1, though, Blizzard ups the ante with Porcelain Bell, a gray item that comes randomly from the Bag of Fishing Treasures. Lucky fishermen can sell this junk item for a pocket-fattening 100 Gold!
Of course, Wrath of the Lich King introuduced us to a plethora of fountain coins, a lot of which are gray items. Among other things, I think Blizzard does an excellent job of infusing flavor into the game with junk items. There are over a thousand gray items that it's kind of difficult to pick just one. From puns like A Frayed Knot to lore-infused junk like the Dalaran coins to plain silly stuff like the Romance Novel series, there's just a lot of cool things going on with grays. What are your favorite or most memorable grays?
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
Xyra Mar 11th 2009 8:11AM
I have to say that Shark Bait is my favorite gray item from Outland.
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=29576
Peckham Mar 11th 2009 8:12AM
The Tear Stained Handkerchief is my favourite, especially with the description: "The owner could have probably used a hug"
Reinard Mar 11th 2009 8:13AM
Vial of Tears
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=32727
I still keep one in my bank cause it made me laugh so hard the first time I got it
skizzit Mar 11th 2009 8:26AM
Yes! The Vial of Tears is my favorite as well.
I carry mine around in my bag just to link in guild chat whenever someone starts to complain about pointless stuff too much. It always makes them stop. I love my Vial of Tears.
I like to think it is filled with tasty Mage tears.
Galtak Mar 11th 2009 8:22AM
Nightbane's Urn now that it's a grey item. Can't get rid of it no matter how hard I try.
Kaawn Mar 11th 2009 8:23AM
Pet Rock!!
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=20030
And of course the Happy Fun Rock, but that's not gray.
Khanmora Mar 11th 2009 8:23AM
I'm partial to the Scruffy Toe Lint you can get from the Argent Dawn daily in Zul'Drak.
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=43519
Linden Mar 11th 2009 8:24AM
its not a grey but the one ring was always my fav item...
BulletzBill Mar 11th 2009 9:10AM
My goal in WoW is to someday wear both The 1 Ring AND The 2 Ring.
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=34837
Adorialea Mar 11th 2009 8:24AM
I can't remember a specific item like the ones mentioned, though the barrel I looted from a monkey in Sholazar Basin still makes me laugh when I think about it.
Bob Loblaw Mar 11th 2009 8:27AM
Spare Hand
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=38268
Riley Mar 22nd 2009 2:41PM
i remember picking that up, i just had to equip it, they neeeeed to make a real weapon that uses the same model
nickyjean Mar 11th 2009 8:25AM
I got my daughter the Small Pocket Watch and combined with Tekkub's Engravings, it made a cute Christmas gift.
Lios Mar 11th 2009 8:37AM
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=44728
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=44464
Can't choose which one I like more :-)
RetPallyJil Mar 11th 2009 8:38AM
I can't think of a gray I DON'T like haha. Blizz does a wonderful job with the so-called "junk" of Azeroth.
But that having been said, my poor pallygirl has the Steamy Romance Novels in her bank.
It's gotta be tough being good all the time.
DeathPaladin Mar 11th 2009 8:38AM
I happen to be a fan of the Stoppable Force, particularly because before Wrath was released, I was looting at least one a day in the course of doing dailies.
So either there are millions of Stoppable Forces in the world, or the mobs I kill use the same vendors I do.
skvngrx Mar 11th 2009 9:41AM
There was a guildmate of mine on Shandris who during BC used to take every Stoppable Force he found and enchant it with Mongoose and list it on AH. To a one, they all sold.
schema Mar 22nd 2009 8:53AM
They looked brilliant with Fiery as well, was always part of my mincing-about-town outfit, once everyone that could wield one had Terestrian's Stranglestaff.
On a holy priest I used to get a lot of confused whispers in the early days of BC.
Taladan Mar 11th 2009 8:43AM
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=6301
The tooltip made me laugh.
Stephen Mar 11th 2009 11:20AM
That was always my favorite. A guildy sent it to me and I still have it in my bank.