Breakfast Topic: Amazing grays
I picked up an interesting gray item in Wintergrasp the other day -- the Broken U.L.O.S.E. Button. Players who've played Alterac Valley will recognize it as the answer to the zone's gray drop, the Broken I.W.I.N. button. Even the flavor text complimented each other and added more whimsy to the already humorous items. One of the most memorable junk items from The Burning Crusade was The Stoppable Force, a parody of another Alterac Valley item, the epic Unstoppable Force.
My wife enjoys fishing not just for the relaxing aspect but definitely for the profit. Take, for example, the Goldenscale Vendorfish. The name speaks for itself, as this piece of inedible junk sells for 6 Gold. That's still not her favorite gray item, though. The Broken Engine Part is another thing that anglers can get from fishing, and sells for 10 Gold. Not bad, huh? In Patch 3.1, though, Blizzard ups the ante with Porcelain Bell, a gray item that comes randomly from the Bag of Fishing Treasures. Lucky fishermen can sell this junk item for a pocket-fattening 100 Gold!
Of course, Wrath of the Lich King introuduced us to a plethora of fountain coins, a lot of which are gray items. Among other things, I think Blizzard does an excellent job of infusing flavor into the game with junk items. There are over a thousand gray items that it's kind of difficult to pick just one. From puns like A Frayed Knot to lore-infused junk like the Dalaran coins to plain silly stuff like the Romance Novel series, there's just a lot of cool things going on with grays. What are your favorite or most memorable grays?
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Reader Comments (Page 3 of 4)
Sewer-Urchin Mar 11th 2009 10:27AM
I like the Diving Log that you can loot from the Forsaken Spy in the water near Fort Wildevar, Howling Fjord.
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=38520
Thomas Jespersen Mar 11th 2009 11:06AM
A Pretty Rock:
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=5429
and offcourse...
A Very Pretty Rock:
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=38264
RetPallyJil Mar 11th 2009 11:26AM
Want!
Both!
Divni Mar 11th 2009 11:17AM
My favourite so far is the Diving Log I looted from a Forsaken Spy that suddenly popped out of a bush of sea weed while I was looking for Fish Bait in Howling Fjord.. I was kind of surprised to find scourge in the waters near an alliance base where there are no scourge to be seen anywhere near so I started reading the Diving Log..
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=38520
Absolutely hilarious.. ^_^
RetPallyJil Mar 11th 2009 11:36AM
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=33620
Not a gray, but the best tooltip ever.
The simple longing for comprehension in the face of depthless evil moves me.
Ilnara Mar 11th 2009 11:44AM
Richly Appointed Pipe and Haute Club Membership card are my favorites. I've got a few others odd's-n-ends I'll have to gander at again.
Ilnara Mar 11th 2009 11:47AM
Oh yeah, yesterday while wandering around on my Mage I got this..
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=37674
Unopened tome of Advice.
flava' text..
Table of Contents
Chapter 1 - The Dead and You
Chapter 2 - Maintaining a Ghoulish Figure: Seven Easy Exercises
Chapter 3 - Keeping the Chill Out: Choosing a Coordinated Coffin
Chapter 4 - Graveyard Gaurantees: Fifty Sure Signs of Love
Ilnara Mar 11th 2009 11:50AM
My others in link form..
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=39355
Tool tip is pretty funny considering that this only drops in the DK starting area and you're essentially plague-ifying everyone making them zombies..
The pipe. (Not funny really, just a personal thing)
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=39351
CavalierX Mar 11th 2009 11:58AM
I laughed pretty hard when I first picked up a Ground Gear.
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=36812
Shintar Mar 11th 2009 1:18PM
Yes! I love that one too.
Brady Mar 11th 2009 12:53PM
This one is great! One of the many subtle references to the Ashbringer in the game.
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=18229
Wren Mar 11th 2009 1:10PM
My favorite junk item isn't a gray but I've been holding onto it since my very first ZG run on my priest (it was also the only loot she got on that run, /cry). It's the "Evil Bat Eye". I always carried it in her bags and even made an emote to give annoying people "The Evil Bat Eye" stare.
Zara Mar 11th 2009 2:24PM
My alltime favorite is the Damp dairy pages i used to fish up in Azeroth. The poor guy, stranded on a deserted island ,writing a dairy about his war against the local bananas. Especially the diary page from day 512 is great :D
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=6306
Draelan Mar 11th 2009 2:50PM
YES! Thank you! A friend of mine fished up http://www.wowhead.com/?item=6305 and showed it to me, but for the life of me, I couldn't remember what the item was called! One of the best grey items I've seen. =)
Kahlim Mar 12th 2009 4:09AM
I always thought the Dark Iron Baby Booties were kind of amusing. No flavor text mind you, but just picking them up in BRD...years ago. I got such a hoot out of them.
Shark bait, I agree, is another one of the ones I had to laugh over.
Keith Mar 11th 2009 4:27PM
Love the title of this post, btw. Very sweet sounding.
Fidchell Mar 11th 2009 4:51PM
I've been a fan of A Pretty Rock and A Very Pretty Rock since I first pick-pocketed them. My assessment is that they're some kind of crude currency.
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=5429
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=38264
Mognet T Mar 11th 2009 5:35PM
Nat Pagle's Guide to Extreme Anglin'!
Infect Mar 11th 2009 11:05PM
Can I hear a new achievement for collecting grays?
MusedMoose Mar 11th 2009 8:11PM
Every single one of my characters always carries a Rabbit's Foot:
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=3300
I have no idea if it actually helps me get better stuff or more money, but I do seem to have good luck. ^_^
..except for my fury warrior, who keeps dying.