Breakfast Topic: Amazing grays
I picked up an interesting gray item in Wintergrasp the other day -- the Broken U.L.O.S.E. Button. Players who've played Alterac Valley will recognize it as the answer to the zone's gray drop, the Broken I.W.I.N. button. Even the flavor text complimented each other and added more whimsy to the already humorous items. One of the most memorable junk items from The Burning Crusade was The Stoppable Force, a parody of another Alterac Valley item, the epic Unstoppable Force.
My wife enjoys fishing not just for the relaxing aspect but definitely for the profit. Take, for example, the Goldenscale Vendorfish. The name speaks for itself, as this piece of inedible junk sells for 6 Gold. That's still not her favorite gray item, though. The Broken Engine Part is another thing that anglers can get from fishing, and sells for 10 Gold. Not bad, huh? In Patch 3.1, though, Blizzard ups the ante with Porcelain Bell, a gray item that comes randomly from the Bag of Fishing Treasures. Lucky fishermen can sell this junk item for a pocket-fattening 100 Gold!
Of course, Wrath of the Lich King introuduced us to a plethora of fountain coins, a lot of which are gray items. Among other things, I think Blizzard does an excellent job of infusing flavor into the game with junk items. There are over a thousand gray items that it's kind of difficult to pick just one. From puns like A Frayed Knot to lore-infused junk like the Dalaran coins to plain silly stuff like the Romance Novel series, there's just a lot of cool things going on with grays. What are your favorite or most memorable grays?
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Reader Comments (Page 4 of 4)
Huenninjarin Mar 12th 2009 4:06AM
I had to laugh yesterday when I looted http://www.wowhead.com/?item=43333 off of a dead hordie in Wintergrasp.
makkura Mar 12th 2009 11:51AM
From classic WoW I enjoyed putting these together:
Some of these are gained most easily via pickpocketing.
Bent Spoon - http://www.wowhead.com/?item=5370
Lucky Charm - http://www.wowhead.com/?item=5373
Ice Cold Milk - http://www.wowhead.com/?item=1179
No bowl though :`(
Give to a friend for a good laugh.
Joelock Mar 22nd 2009 9:32AM
I carry the heart of hakkar on me at all times lol, its my DK's 'good luck charm'
Grimortam Mar 22nd 2009 10:06AM
I'v always thought this one is brilliant
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=18233
Randron Mar 22nd 2009 12:32PM
As a rogue, there are plenty of great greys to find.
one of my favorites, from naga:
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=5435
little mermaid reference ;)
AAron Mar 22nd 2009 4:32PM
Have to go with http://www.wowhead.com/?item=5530, just because that is exactly what I said when I had to by pounds of this stuff.
roarr Mar 23rd 2009 2:56AM
I loved these two - found next to human-shaped crystals. you can imagine where those came from :)
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=10839
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=10840
celph May 10th 2009 7:31PM
lol check out these ones http://www.wowhead.com/?item=38626
this one is my favorite and its pretty easy to get almost every time you pickpocket a defias in westfall you get one http://www.wowhead.com/?item=5368 there is also an item called the full wallet you can open it and usuly get 30-50 silver then it becomes an empty wallet lol