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by Alex Ziebart 
Mar 17th 2009 at 7:00PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I am honored to bring you the single greatest news WoW Insider has ever covered in the history of Warcraft. Behold! World of Warcraft Mountain Dew!Okay, okay, so it's not that amazing, but it's still pretty awesome. Soda (pop, whatever) is one of my few vices, and I have this strange fascination with trying out all of the new and exciting flavors that soda companies put out over the summer months. Do you remember 7Upside Down that 7UP tried a few years ago? dnL? No? I do. It was delicious. This? World of Warcraft Game Fuel? It, too, will be delicious, just like the Halo Game Fuel that came before it.
Release dates or availability hasn't been shared yet, the official World of Warcraft website states they'll announce that sort of thing at a later date, but they do have the flavors listed! There will be two of them, one for the Horde and one for the Alliance. The Horde's Game Fuel will come in Citrus Cherry, and the Alliance's Fuel will be Wild Fruit flavored. The Horde's version sounds a little too Code Red to me, so I think I'll give the Wild Fruit a whirl first.
Truly, we live in a great age.
Edit: I am a fool. A foolish fool. The foolishest! I just looked it up, and the Citrus Cherry flavor isn't Code Red at all. It's the same flavor as the Halo Game Fuel. For the Horde!
Filed under: Analysis / Opinion
Reader Comments (Page 4 of 7)
Ametrine Mar 17th 2009 8:30PM
What do you think makes the Horde version red?
Arivia Mar 17th 2009 7:46PM
I love how they picked the NE picture with the neckbeard. Fuel your facial hair!
SBKT Mar 17th 2009 7:53PM
This just makes me miss Orbitz. You remember that stuff? People choked on it? Good times.
flawless Mar 17th 2009 8:01PM
Doukutsu Monogatari FTW. That is all.
SBKT Mar 17th 2009 8:02PM
I actually just changed it on my options to Sho Minamimoto. Now to wait for it to register.
Ferarro Mar 17th 2009 8:04PM
LEGEN -
...wait for it...
-DARY!
DCoW Mar 17th 2009 8:09PM
comercialized garbage is still garbage.
I'll stick to no name caffine thank you
MusedMoose Mar 17th 2009 8:12PM
Scary thing is, I know that my friends who don't play WoW will get me this as a joke. And I'll probably drink it while playing WoW. Just for the sake of doing so. ^_^
Sikaros Mar 17th 2009 8:17PM
DO the DEW! w00t i will be drinking this lots, hope it comes in cans :)
sankto Mar 17th 2009 8:18PM
we all know it's bottled with the sewer water in Undercity. No wonder the dead have risen.
Keyra Mar 17th 2009 10:44PM
That's Amp, or regular Mountain (oh, excuse me, "Mtn" - they changed the name) Dew. After all, it's semi-luminous, green, what more needs to be said?
This "Blue Dew" has to be from the Moonwells, whereas the reddish stuff is pumped in from the Southfury River with genuine Goblin ingenuity!
Vant Mar 17th 2009 8:32PM
I hear Viagra and Mtn Dew are gonna get a similar partnership. It'll be called Mount 'N Do.
Riley Mar 17th 2009 8:39PM
I think i just came in my pants, I loved the halo game fuel, and i was really sad when they got rid of it
and the fact that the Horde is getting it makes me even happier
Zul Mar 17th 2009 8:43PM
Halo Gamer fuel flavor back!! Awesome, it was really good imo. Now I can see myself walking into 7-11 and buying a dozen bottles of Horde mnt dew... -_-
ARMORz Mar 17th 2009 8:59PM
Gamer FUEL Gamer FUEL Gamer FUEL !
best drink ever. I hope the alliance one is just as good :)
bluenei Mar 17th 2009 9:07PM
its just an overpriced version of the blue mountain dew, which means they are going to discontinue it like Live wire with Halo 3 game fuel (who the fuck didnt notice that?)
Riley Mar 17th 2009 10:17PM
you mean the same price?
they've never charged more for the different flavors
also, around here, livewire never goes away (oh, how i wish it would)
Anaughtybear Mar 17th 2009 9:09PM
I am so die-hard Horde, that I would never drink Alliance soda, no matter how delicious it might be. I am no traitor.
Keyra Mar 17th 2009 10:40PM
But it's packed with fruity goodness!
If it were purple (epic), you'd drink it...you know you would :-)
Arashikou Mar 17th 2009 9:15PM
Yay! Someone else who remembers dnL! I really wish they could have continued that soda... Screw the advertising, just on its own merits, that stuff was tasty!