Breakfast Topic: Your own in-game item

Blizzard has been known to insert tributes in-game to the player community, the most notable of whom was Breanni, the mascot of WarcraftPets.com. Breanni was honored with an appropriate NPC in Dalaran selling cool vanity pet-related items. While getting a full-blown NPC named after our characters is probably way out of our league, a nifty in-game item is easier to fantasize about. Blizzard does it all the time, after all, with numerous items named after their employees or their characters, from ice cream to epic shields.
It's daydreaming time. If you were to get an in-game item named after you, what would it be? Give it a name, describe what it can do. I honestly wouldn't mind a gray item myself, as I think many of the coolest stuff in the game are gray. On second thought, a gray would probably be way too cool for me. At best, I'm probably better suited for an "of the Whale" forgettable green. How about you? What would your World of Warcraft item be?
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
Notatroll Mar 22nd 2009 8:06AM
Notatroll's Spotless Haubark of Blameless Wipes
("It was all the mage's fault")
Notatroll Mar 22nd 2009 8:08AM
With bonus spelling error.
rock Mar 22nd 2009 8:12AM
Wshatners lighting bolt (trinket)
[hurls a bolt of lighting at the target causing x dmg]
"Hey Shatner, how do I hurl bolts of lighting"
-wshattner, zuluhed
A. Nonnymoose Mar 22nd 2009 8:22AM
Lightning.
Rai Mar 22nd 2009 8:15AM
There's already a Ring of the Underwood, so there's not much I can say on this subject really.
Except that whenever it's linked in trade, I get so many whispers. T_T
riker700 Mar 22nd 2009 8:14AM
I wish they would name something after me :D
MusedMoose Mar 22nd 2009 8:50AM
All I would need is a new mage spell.
"Polymorph: Moose."
Arathanar Mar 22nd 2009 3:54PM
This.
http://wowitemcreator.com/view/304569/Rifle_of_Prospector_Arathanar.html
Keyra Mar 22nd 2009 12:07PM
So...your legacy is being an uncaught error(see below). Um...we can go SO many places with this :-)
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Uncaught Error.
Error Type: SQL
Error Message: SQL Query Error, Check Your Query.
Error Number: 33
Error File: /nfs/c03/h01/mnt/47163/domains/wowitemcreator.com/html/php/o_sql.php
Error Line: 167
FifthDream Mar 22nd 2009 9:45AM
I'd like a seahorse vanity pet named after me, or a vendor that sells seahorse vaninty pets. That'd be cool.
Demidru Mar 22nd 2009 11:45AM
Of course, it would be a sad sight to see you in Dalaran with a dead sea horse at your feet. Especially one with your name on it. Those things need water you know... ;)
WoWie Zowie Mar 22nd 2009 9:47AM
if it was named after what i contribute to the community it would probably have to be named "goggles of endless qq"
Heyjude Mar 22nd 2009 9:53AM
Jude's Heavy Shoulder Pads
" Don't let me down."
realmreaver Mar 22nd 2009 10:06AM
Realmreaver's rabbit foot.
Trinket
Agi +100
Hit +50
Haste +50
Equip: detects Demons and summoned mobs
Equip: Aura of demon hating fury
" Last time that bastard pretends to be a bunny."
*lonngggggg RP story*
Let's just say Realmreaver REALLY hate rabbits now.
BooDizz Mar 22nd 2009 9:03PM
Sounds nerdy as all hell :)
seanfury Mar 22nd 2009 10:22AM
Sean's Shikomizue (Shikomizue's are walking canes with swords in them)
It'd be a one-handed sword with chance on hit to inflict fire damage and shield the wielder for 10 seconds. At the bottom it would say, "I think I heard him call it, Benihime..."
After my rogue, who is named Benihime.
Netheral Mar 22nd 2009 10:29AM
http://wowitemcreator.com/view/304579/Netherals_yoyo_of_fluctuating_dps.html
Because dps-ing at 4 in the morning isn't perfect.
McRaider Mar 22nd 2009 10:27AM
Ghazee's shield of blockadiness (or something like that)
Insane str and block values would be cool.
Solanti Mar 22nd 2009 10:33AM
There was much merriment in our guild soon after Wrath launched, when someone picked up Zook's Walking Stick as a quest reward in Borean Tundra - Zook being the name of our Guild Master.
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=37031
Squelchy Mar 22nd 2009 10:41AM
Our guild's senior main tank is named Thrym; as in, "The Hope Ender." There was much merriment for weeks.
As for me, I don't know what it would be, but it would most definitely be a grey item, found inside a pickpocketed junkbox.