Disembodied skull confirms new Battleground, your grim future
In what can only be called a grim portent, a disembodied skull haunted the official World of Warcraft forums today. A local farmer noted that the skull had visited the area previously, but "only in times of dour weather, or when death was near for m'cows, or when someone was trolling."
"We were just complaining about Battlegrounds," said a priest who witnessed the visitation of the gruesome geist, "when all of a sudden it appeared, and we knew right then that it was an omen, and one of us was going to die soon, or possibly that it was going to tell us about an upcoming game feature we hadn't heard about yet."
The skull, floating ominously above the gathering crowd, apparated a set of evanescent words, formed likely of the spirit's own ectoplasm, tinged with a blue color known only to come from the world beyond.
Unencumbered by gravity or PR sensibilities, it augured that a new Battleground is in the works. The reaction was one of fear and of somber gratitude for the spirit, and its otherworldly masters, for passing along an omen as important as this. When the prophesied Battleground would appear is still unknown, as the spirits who visit the forums are not wont to reveal such information.
Before it disapparated as quickly as it had come, the skull also noted that you're going to die.
Filed under: News items, PvP, Battlegrounds






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
Eudeyrn Mar 23rd 2009 11:35PM
lolwat
Matazuma Mar 24th 2009 1:04AM
BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON *POOF*
Womble Mar 24th 2009 3:39AM
He's playing Everquest..
Zeldaguard Mar 23rd 2009 11:39PM
WOOOOOOOOOT!
MrNobody Mar 23rd 2009 11:41PM
Haha, very well written article! I can't wait for the new Battleground.
Sadface Mar 23rd 2009 11:45PM
Let the rampant speculation commence!
Kakistocracy Mar 24th 2009 1:50PM
Oooh! I bet there will be people fighting and doing stuff.
Personally I'd like to see 25/40 person arena teams.
chrisman717 Mar 23rd 2009 11:44PM
Holy #^*% new bg LOL probably azahara crater just a thought but the best bet
Zul Mar 24th 2009 12:06AM
I would like to see a BG is an old world zone. Like a huge battle 40v40 in a huge crater (think Ungoro). It would be a plain death match more or less (hell why not). Two huge forces clashing violently, no zerging non of that BS.
I would pvp again!
Plastic Rat Mar 23rd 2009 11:47PM
I really couldn't give an orange about the new battleground, but this article was awesome.
Dave Mar 23rd 2009 11:53PM
Sorry, I can't be bothered to read this.
I'm not gonna read an RP blog. incoming flames and votes down and all that nonsense will be summarily ignored.
I appreciate the effort, but it's a fairly incoherent one for the sake of being creative.
Michael Sacco Mar 24th 2009 12:00AM
A commenter came late to the scene and couldn't be bothered listening to an oral retelling by eyewitnesses, stating simply "Two hundred words is too much. Might there be a tweet I could instead peruse?"
Dart Mar 23rd 2009 11:59PM
I agree with Dave, I don't mind RP posts when they are about RPing. But this is a blue post/PvPer post.
Really good effort, but I just didn't find it appropriate.
Inc down rates as well.
Adam Holisky Mar 24th 2009 12:02AM
I've twatted it tonight, all is well in the land of shot and important information.
Twatted reference:
http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/19/stephen-colbert-i-have-twatted/
Eddy Mar 24th 2009 12:21AM
Or you could just let your eyes glaze over to the links included in the post (which is actually, slightly sadly what I did).
Oh sweet, a new battleground that I won't go to. ^^ I do hope some people enjoy it.
Raze Mar 24th 2009 4:16AM
This comment and your stupid meme avatar lead me to believe you are a tool.
Yes. I judge people on the interwebs by the dumb things they say and do.
Anaughtybear Mar 24th 2009 6:38AM
I agree with Dave. RP folks really have no idea how annoying they are to the rest of us. Most people don't pick up tabloids to practice their Latin. PvP servers hate RP talk just as much as RP realms hate non-RP talk.
rosencratz Mar 24th 2009 6:45AM
Feel free to not-read whatever you wan't but in addition to that feel free to not-post about it afterwards.
The time you saved not-reading it has been wasted regardless imo. You clearly skim-read it and thus then got the info you needed anyway so... jobs-done, get over it?
Deadly. Off. Topic. Mar 24th 2009 2:36PM
I don't have problems with RP posts... when they're written well, but I don't really count this as an RP, but more like a very very short story.
Sylvia Plath Mar 24th 2009 7:03PM
Oh, no. Mike, what have you done? You've subjected poor, slack-jawed, frantically-masturbating-when-Mom's-not-home, Fritos-eating, village idiots to something creative and unique. Don't you know that anything creative is just 'lol arpee' and a waste of a WoW player's precious, valuable time? Especially when it comes to PVP. PVP is serious business!
No more creative outbursts, Sacco. It won't get you anywhere. Look at Shakespeare. Where is he, now? Dead, that's where.