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by Mike Schramm 
Mar 25th 2009 at 9:00PM
And this little chatlog reminded me of all the funny stuff over at Wowbash. If you've never looked through the archives over there, definitely check them out, but be careful. Browsing all of those funny quotes is almost more addictive than actually playing the game.
Filed under: Undead, Fan stuff, Virtual selves, Odds and ends, Humor, Lore, NPCs, Fan art
Reader Comments (Page 2 of 2)
Evaline Mar 25th 2009 10:31PM
I read this a few days ago, very hilarious.
Wowinsider (Mike); you could atleast get the source right? It was not written by Warraven, it wasn't even written by a wow player
You linked to the post where it actually says:
''Disclaimer: I did not write this. This was written by a coworker of mine who does not play WoW, but was inspired by the Blizzard fanfiction contest anyway. So, armed only with wowwiki and a brief explanation from myself, he came up with this. He will not be entering it (for one thing, it doesn't make the word count) but has given me permission to post this wherever I wish.
So enjoy. And for the record - he had no idea about the cat in Naxxramas. ''
Wildcat0695 Mar 25th 2009 10:31PM
LOL x 10
Ryuker Mar 25th 2009 10:33PM
Bwahaha, win.
zulek Mar 25th 2009 11:03PM
this is the funniest thing i have ever read.... ever.....
Ugkul Mar 25th 2009 11:28PM
Hope someone makes an actual audio of this..
jurandr Mar 25th 2009 11:43PM
Everybody should send a petition to oxhorn...
mitch Mar 26th 2009 12:35AM
Haha, very well done.
I was giggling throughout :D
Ilya Mar 26th 2009 12:55AM
This is just awesome. I most loved the part where Sylvanas took over Sargeras' chat name and made him say all that stuff. As was aptly put, 'pwnt'.
This was perfect. Very nicely written for someone who knows nothing of WoW, at least in depth.
Sentient Mar 26th 2009 2:16AM
I understand you're a busy man Mike but did you actually read the forum post at all? I'm really not intending to flame it's just that so much of what you've written here is flat out off center. If you haven't read it I really recommend you do. It's the most hilarious thing I've seen on the forums in quite some time.
Cantor Mar 26th 2009 5:02AM
>8< spider pride
Manfat Mar 26th 2009 5:17AM
Loved it. Thanks for flagging it.
Ferarro Mar 26th 2009 5:39AM
7/10
The Hammer Mar 26th 2009 7:00AM
"[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok and now my cat is 8fwhwe8ufhffweeexvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
[Kel'Thuz4d]: walking on my keyboard "
Hahahahahaha.
Meira Mar 26th 2009 7:28AM
"[Killzone'jaeden]: I didn't spend seven aeons feasting on the souls of the righteous just so I could play typing games with the functionally illiterate."
So funny, yet so true in my case... except the soul feasting thingy...
>8<
wrathwillcome Mar 26th 2009 7:42AM
This was freaking hilarious.
McRaider Mar 26th 2009 7:45AM
[SARGERAS]: I AM DESTORYING ALL WORLDS RIGT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[SARGERAS]: i wear little pink girly panties
[Kel'Thuz4d]: omg
[SARGERAS]: WHATTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[theLichKing]: hahahahaha
[Kel'Thuz4d]: pwned
xD
Shivt Mar 26th 2009 8:01AM
Someone should make a machinima of this it's pure win.
Passerby Mar 26th 2009 8:00AM
[SARGERAS]: I USE SUPER ULTIMATE ATTACK FOR EIGHT MILLION POINS!!!!11
[theLichKing]: Hey I think he spelled all the words right in that one
[Kel'Thuz4d]: missed a t
[theLichKing]: Aw, yeah
[theLichKing]: So close
Eli Mar 26th 2009 6:19PM
Damn, thanks a ton. I went to wowbash after reading this article... 2 hours ago >_