Realm maintenance for Tuesday March 31st

The engineers flew over the homesteads of their countrymen, working diligently in their flying machines to hold back the mighty waters. And while things were quiet now, it was predicted by those with foresight to not be quiet for much longer. More movement in the waters was coming, and it was something that no man wanted to see.
The kingdom was under the protection of the councilmen and councilwomen, yet they were impeded in their efforts at every turn by the maniacal Lich King, laughing and taunting them with his powers over the frozen wastes.
"Petty mortals, do you really think you can withstand the power of the mighty Scourge?" he chided the citizens who dared brave the cold north. Sitting atop his ice crowned citadel there was nothing he couldn't see, nothing he couldn't do. For the domain of the north was his and his alone.
Except upon this day the voice of the gods and the wizards of Dalaran opened up their mouths and spoke in unison.
"Let it be known across all the lands, from the islands of the Maelstrom to the floating prisons of Outland, the realm are being put into stasis at sunup on most eastern shores of the most glorious Eastern Kingdoms. All shall be silent, and all shall obey!"
The only reaction from the citizens of the northern land was a slight smirk by a trio of adventurers, for no one else cared as they toiled against the rising tide. This trio though, they smirked knowing that their plan was beginning to take shape, and that even the Lich King couldn't resist the will of the mighty ghosts crawling throughout the heavens moving to and fro the very celestial bodies he wished to control.
A crab skittered across some dry ground in front of the weary adventurers.
Marcella looked at Osull and remarked, "This is the start, isn't it?"
Osull nodded and replied, "So it begins..." A broader smile now crossed Osull's face, and a soft but confident chuckle could be heard coming from his mouth.
This indeed was the beginning. For even if the Lich King's will wasn't undone, at least the people would be safe.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
Ed (Sindarin, Hydraxis US) Mar 30th 2009 10:09PM
And so it begins...
Ed (Sindarin, Hydraxis US) Mar 30th 2009 10:12PM
And oddly enough, it chopped off the rest of my reply, adding that you have once again done a great job of jazzing up realm maintenance!
Guido666 Mar 30th 2009 10:33PM
I have to say, these "story-based" posts are absolutely retarded. The first one was funny, several weeks ago. But you have had several of them a week, for every mundane post topic you can muster. Stop already, you are not brilliant literary masters, and we are not amused.
Robert Mar 30th 2009 10:47PM
I agree with Guido.
Darkwind Mar 30th 2009 10:51PM
Ignore Guido and Robert.
Keep the awesome posts coming.
mitch Mar 30th 2009 10:52PM
Jesus rage more please. It's a post to say that there's realm maintenance. If you don't like the little story that's coming with them now then don't read them.
Bloody babies.
Riley Mar 30th 2009 11:26PM
Does it really offend you that much? If he didn't write it this way, you would be ignoring the text of the article anyways, you get all of the information from the headline anyways, so just don't even read the article if you don't like it
bundee May 6th 2009 1:10PM
lolololol
DrFaust Mar 31st 2009 1:07AM
Why do I suspect Guido666 doesn't like to read the quest text either?
All that creative stuff must take up so much of his time. He must be in a hurry. Being an expert on "literary masters" he must have some sort of book he's writing, and he's real eager to finish. That or maybe at least a well writ blog of his own of some sort.
So how's that blog coming, Guido?
So, you going to really show us how it's done?
Really going to show up all these WoWInsider writers with your masterful finesse?
You just finish that up and post that link when you're ready Guido. Till you show us, I guess we'll just have to appreciate these posting the way they are.
Wes Mar 31st 2009 1:51AM
"And so it begins..."
Beg your pardon sir, can I have some more? some more information? I'm afraid I haven't had enough to eat yet.
What praytel is the 'It' you speak of? Would it be the long waited Uldaar? or just pre-maintenance in preparation of Uldaar in a while longer? I think it would be pretty cool in my opinion of this meant Uldaar was on its way this week! I'd love to take my first crack with my guild at Uldaar.
Alas, I think the maintenace is just maintenance, so nothing really is beginning?
Thyago Mar 31st 2009 8:59AM
I wonder if Guido and his fella sleep with open windows just to complain to the Sun - "STOP SHINNING!"
jakeman Mar 31st 2009 11:30AM
I love the articles if only for the fact that I can skip DIRECTLY to the comments to see some quality QQing the likes of which I haven't seen since I stopped visiting the official WoW forums. Keep it up WoWInsider
Justin Mar 30th 2009 10:12PM
Yeah well, to hell with your snow, Lich King!
/also lives in Fargo
papermoonshine Mar 30th 2009 10:15PM
Heh, yeah the weather sucks here doesn't it? I'm in Bismarck and travel is shut off from here to the Montana border.
thatoneguy Mar 30th 2009 10:19PM
/agree
/also live in Fargo
Kakistocracy Mar 30th 2009 10:22PM
Could be worse, someone could be feeding you to a wood chipper.
Yes, all I know about Fargo is from the film.
Edd Mar 30th 2009 11:56PM
silly saskatchewan peasants, why don't you hop on board and come along for the big kill. and by that I mean, move to alberta where the red river does not flood our towns
superstone Mar 31st 2009 1:30AM
Fargo, too.
The weather itself isn't really bad. I love having four seasons, and if one of them is cold and snowy, I'll take it. This stupid river can burn though.
Lynyrd Skynyrd Mar 31st 2009 9:06AM
How many Fargoans/Fargoites/Fargots (what the heck do you call yourselves anyway?) are there on WoW? I am impressed. I guess I would play WoW too if I lived in that cold tundra. Do you all happen to know each other?
Freebird Mar 31st 2009 9:19AM
And what is the latest on the snow up there? I understand that you all are not out of the woods yet. The Red River could still rise? Keep safe you all.