Realm maintenance for Tuesday March 31st

The engineers flew over the homesteads of their countrymen, working diligently in their flying machines to hold back the mighty waters. And while things were quiet now, it was predicted by those with foresight to not be quiet for much longer. More movement in the waters was coming, and it was something that no man wanted to see.
The kingdom was under the protection of the councilmen and councilwomen, yet they were impeded in their efforts at every turn by the maniacal Lich King, laughing and taunting them with his powers over the frozen wastes.
"Petty mortals, do you really think you can withstand the power of the mighty Scourge?" he chided the citizens who dared brave the cold north. Sitting atop his ice crowned citadel there was nothing he couldn't see, nothing he couldn't do. For the domain of the north was his and his alone.
Except upon this day the voice of the gods and the wizards of Dalaran opened up their mouths and spoke in unison.
"Let it be known across all the lands, from the islands of the Maelstrom to the floating prisons of Outland, the realm are being put into stasis at sunup on most eastern shores of the most glorious Eastern Kingdoms. All shall be silent, and all shall obey!"
The only reaction from the citizens of the northern land was a slight smirk by a trio of adventurers, for no one else cared as they toiled against the rising tide. This trio though, they smirked knowing that their plan was beginning to take shape, and that even the Lich King couldn't resist the will of the mighty ghosts crawling throughout the heavens moving to and fro the very celestial bodies he wished to control.
A crab skittered across some dry ground in front of the weary adventurers.
Marcella looked at Osull and remarked, "This is the start, isn't it?"
Osull nodded and replied, "So it begins..." A broader smile now crossed Osull's face, and a soft but confident chuckle could be heard coming from his mouth.
This indeed was the beginning. For even if the Lich King's will wasn't undone, at least the people would be safe.
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Reader Comments (Page 3 of 3)
BladedDingo Mar 31st 2009 3:02AM
meh, the post is mildly entertaining.
Charlie Mar 31st 2009 3:02AM
Thanks for brining these back! I missed the storyline. =(. I was worried it got discontinued.
Keep it going.
Bored Healer Mar 31st 2009 4:00AM
I have no problem with having stories in the posts, but I'm missing information about this. Analysis that I come to wowinsider to get; like is it likely that there will be a patch or will there be hotfixes?
Stuff like that I need from wowinsider because I don't know where else to find it.
Maybe that info is in the story, but I don't get it :) [maybe my english just sucks, lol].
Anyways, thanks for a otherwise great site.
Fluufykins Mar 31st 2009 2:12PM
@Guido and other trolls complaining...
A) It's free information on a free site. Stop complaining about how somebody chooses to GIVE you FREE stuff. We don't complain when your mom does stuff for us for free, regardles of whether it's any good or not.
B) Please feel free to try out the new /selfneuter macro coming in 3.1 - Darwin was onto something after all...
C) Please refer to A or B as you see fit.
Dude Mar 31st 2009 4:36AM
Slow news day, eh? :P
wordsofivory Mar 31st 2009 5:21AM
Why is it that every time there's a post that isn't news, people think it's a slow news day?
*head meets desk in forceful fashion, many times over*
Dude Mar 31st 2009 7:02AM
Maybe it's because of the 'News' bit under the WoW Insider title at the top? And the writers are a bit bored waiting for some..
Sarah Mar 31st 2009 5:49AM
Bloody brilliant Adam. Keep it up.
Styleen Mar 31st 2009 6:28AM
What a great way to write about the realm maintenance! :3 Much nicer than "yah, realm's down" lol. :) I love creative posts!
Malpeg Apr 4th 2009 7:11PM
Heaven forbid that someone RP about an MMORPG!
Kizzik Mar 31st 2009 8:14AM
That was pretty good. A little for my tastes but it was still a good read.
(seriously about that descriptive word the whole thing was kinda over the top and there is a word i am thinking of someone please help me!)
Matt Mar 31st 2009 8:39AM
Yes this IS news.
The first part is the simple news about the realms being down.
The second part is news from someone trying to find a small glimpse of light in a storm and letting us know by the end that things are calm for now.
I understand that some people reading this may live in perfect where there is no such thing as a natural disaster and their economy is not in a downturn.
For the rest of us though, we often turn to fantasy and humor to try to paint a better picture of what we are facing outside. We used to call these people artists fyi.
Naix Mar 31st 2009 9:31AM
Is 3.1 going live?
Zamn10210 Mar 31st 2009 9:50AM
this
negativegirl Mar 31st 2009 12:53PM
I'm sure we'd be told if it was...so apparently not.
Numos Mar 31st 2009 12:11PM
So, just launched wow, and it says it's downloading patch 3.1, 555mb. So it begins....
Angus Mar 31st 2009 1:36PM
So what happened?
The great powers that be plugged in one too many coffee machines and suddenly the world ceased to exist for 6 hours.
They covered it up by saying it was needed. Only afterward did they find out it actually helped stop some of the monsters behaving strangely and it slew the invisible beast called lag. Now it is a ritual. They used to do it every week, but they found our patience lacking, so now they try to do it every other week, to appease the gods but still keep us from being mad.
What's a coffee machine?
Some Goblin invention. Makes something called coffee. Like their rocket fuel, only for living creatures.
That can't be safe.