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Hungry Man: Gristlegut's Bitter Plasma


Daniel Whitcomb: I know I said the Rat Kabobs broadened my horizons and all, but at the same time, even I have my culinary limits. I certainly hesitated at Gristlegut's Bitter Plasma. Of course, I drew the short straw, so I had to try it anyway. The choice of a Filipino Dish essentially named "Bitter" was a pretty clever move on Blizzard's part, but I'm still not sure the American gamer is ready for what is essentially a big old bowl of goat and cow tripe and bile.

From what I understand, Blizzard modified the recipe somewhat to make it a bit more palatable to western tastes, so it doesn't have as much animal bile, sticking instead to beef broth infused with garlic and onion powder for the lion's share of the sauce. Still, there is definitely bile in there, enough to give the whole thing quite a bitter edge. You can tell the tripe was boiled quite long. It had the consistency of old jello, but the goat flavor was definitely recognizable, although still covered with the bitterness of the broth-bile sauce.

This one is a little harder to recommend than the Deeprun Rat Kabobs. For one, it's definitely more of an aquired taste than the kabobs, and the tripe didn't sit well in my stomach last night, I have to admit. Of course, the latter could just mean my ulcer's acting up. I may give the plasma another try some day, and if you're a fan of bitter tastes, you could do worse. Gamer Grub meals have a surprising side effect of broadening your horizons after all.

Zach Yonzon: Oh man, I really wish I were at the WoW Insider office right now to taste the new Hungry Man Gamer Grub meals. In particular, I wish I got to taste Gristlegut's Bitter Plasma, the marketing monicker of Hungry Man's frozen dinner version of Papaitan, a native Filipino dish made from offal and bile. I don't know how they pulled it off, but a fast food version of one of my favorite dishes gets a thumbs up from me!

It's a curious choice for one of the last variants of the Gamer Grub series, to be sure, but according to Blizzard's rep for food research Emma Lyer, the developers found that the Bitter Plasma is the game's most popular vendor-bought food. "Our numbers show that players bought Bitter Plasma multiple stacks at a time," Lyer relates, "it's more popular than conjured water!". While that might be an exaggeration, she also says that a lot of players were disappointed when the item became unavailable after turning in their Ensorcelled Chokers. They got so many requests from players to have the option to buy from Gristlegut that Blizzard thought it was a good idea to make it a real meal instead. "Since players kept buying the stuff in-game, we thought, 'why not make it available for real?'"

Hungry Man's food research showed that a bitter drink wasn't going to sell very well (aside from the fact that they don't produce drinks...) so Blizzard and Hungry Man decided to go for a bitter meal that appropriately made from Abomination-worthy innards. Further research indicated that gamers are used to eating leftovers such as old, soggy chips and even expired foods. The folks at Hungry Man thought that a bitter, bile-based dish wouldn't be far off from what gamers are used to.

"We think it's going to be a winner," said Hungry Man Gamer Grub project head Faye Kerr. "Gamers are so used to substandard snacking that this dish, specifically designed to replicate the taste of expired food, will be just what they're looking for," Kerr enthused. It's also extremely cheap to produce because it makes use of all the parts that Hungry Man's other products throw away. Kerr, who couldn't hide her excitement, closed with "I think this is the best Hungry Man product we've ever come out with! It'll be bigger than Coke II!"

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