Ask a Lore Nerd: Trollin'

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4-20-2009 @ 6:15PM

Everdawn said...

Want to know why Sen'jin will never rival any of the other capital cities?
Here's a fun game -
1. Reroll a Troll. Any class except a DK.
2. Listen to the intro. Your answer is in there.

I'll paraphrase...
"...and the fearsome, deadly, powerful, masters of mysticism, the Darkspear Trolls...were run off of their homeland by - "

Wait for it.
And this part, taken word for word, verbatim.

"- by a rampaging band of murlocs."

A.
Rampaging.
Band.
Of.
Murlocs.

That's why Sen'jin will never be more that a few huts that can be quickly taken down in frenzied haste just in case a few lost Murlocs wander by.

Run off.
By a rampaging band.
Of murlocs.

Ouch.

4-20-2009 @ 6:24PM

Mireille said...

I was in denial too the first time I died to Murlocs in SSC. At least the Darkspear own up to it.

4-20-2009 @ 7:44PM

Matrim said...

Apparently you have never seen a band of murlocs in heat.

Scary stuff that. And no, the slime doesn't make very good lube.

4-20-2009 @ 9:03PM

Saintgutfree said...

Thanks Matrim. Thanks alot. Now I don't think I'll ever be able to re-produce.

4-21-2009 @ 6:10AM

Raz said...

@ Everdawn

I believe you have won the internet for today.
Your cookie is in the mail ^_^

4-21-2009 @ 8:06AM

Quote the Raven said...

I concur, that was freakin' hilarious! Fear the Murloc.

4-21-2009 @ 2:10PM

Rok said...

that was GOLD man, PURE GOLD!

4-27-2009 @ 9:44PM

Smoe said...

Have you seen just how many murlocs attacked in that WC3 level?! I was crapping bricks while counting down the seconds of the clock as those crazy gurgling mofo's were wrecking my base. Hell, I even typed in power overwhelming.

Ok lol not really but there sure were a lot of them :P

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