WoW Pod brings player housing to a different level
I know we've sometimes clamored for a player housing feature to make it into the World of Warcraft, but Blizzard has been adamant about it not being high on the list of priorities. A couple of artists decided that if Blizzard wasn't going to put player housing in the game, they were bringing player housing to players... in real life. Artists Cati Vaucelle, Steve Shada, and Marisa Jahn (Shada/Jahn) managed to con convince MIT's Council for the Arts and a few other gullible generous benefactors into funding a little project called the WoW Pod.
The WoW Pod is described as an "immersive architectural solution for the advanced World of Warcraft player that provides and anticipates all of life's needs". Except, maybe, the need to bathe and not be the target of ridicule. Then again, that was probably the point of this exercise -- to create a self-sustaining gaming cubicle where a WoW player can eschew such gametime-consuming distractions such as bathroom breaks or sustenance. The glorified port-a-potty, patterned after an Orc hut, is equipped with a toilet, a kitchen, and a computer to play Warcraft on.
The fact that they've put a kitchen about a foot above the crapper inside a mostly sealed cubicle didn't seem to pose a problem for the artists, who cleverly integrated a cooking system that communicates with the game. Players simply select a Warcraft-themed instant meal and a computer calculates the cooking time; the player then simply leaves the meal to cook and when it's done, the player's character will inform him in-game. It's the perfect solution for players who want to devote their time completely to playing World of Warcraft, as well as probably losing all their friends and dignity. Check out a video here.
The WoW Pod is described as an "immersive architectural solution for the advanced World of Warcraft player that provides and anticipates all of life's needs". Except, maybe, the need to bathe and not be the target of ridicule. Then again, that was probably the point of this exercise -- to create a self-sustaining gaming cubicle where a WoW player can eschew such gametime-consuming distractions such as bathroom breaks or sustenance. The glorified port-a-potty, patterned after an Orc hut, is equipped with a toilet, a kitchen, and a computer to play Warcraft on.
The fact that they've put a kitchen about a foot above the crapper inside a mostly sealed cubicle didn't seem to pose a problem for the artists, who cleverly integrated a cooking system that communicates with the game. Players simply select a Warcraft-themed instant meal and a computer calculates the cooking time; the player then simply leaves the meal to cook and when it's done, the player's character will inform him in-game. It's the perfect solution for players who want to devote their time completely to playing World of Warcraft, as well as probably losing all their friends and dignity. Check out a video here.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Deste Apr 21st 2009 7:38PM
OH man....
Elzebet Apr 22nd 2009 12:12AM
Where can I buy a WoW Pod?
Ekaj Apr 21st 2009 7:47PM
And thus, the apocalypse begins.
jfofla Apr 21st 2009 7:46PM
If I blacken one more pot from cooking while playing WOW my wife aggro will not even shed with feign death.
Maybe I need my character to tell me when the food is done.
nyctef Apr 21st 2009 8:33PM
Bigwigs Pizzabars.
madfigs Apr 21st 2009 7:47PM
But where is the refrigerator for your Mountain Dew™ storage needs?
thebvp Apr 21st 2009 7:54PM
Can someone please show me something that is nerdier than this? My mind is blank...
Tidehunter Apr 21st 2009 8:08PM
"Can someone please show me something that is nerdier than this? My mind is blank..."
Hypocrite.
You're playing an MMO, and yet you call everybody else "nerds."
Hypocrite.
AutumnBringer Apr 21st 2009 8:20PM
Playing an MMO and getting a pod so you can play, poo and cook in the same small space for the sake of not tearing yourself away from the game are two completely different things.
ayalafatalis Apr 21st 2009 9:25PM
I dont think he meant it like that; as an insult...
MechChef Apr 22nd 2009 8:48AM
Awfully sensitive. Be honest, you designed the Nerd-o-Potty.
Thunderbuck Apr 21st 2009 8:32PM
Cool! Put it on stilts, and you can pretend to be a Murloc!
Candina@WH Apr 21st 2009 8:49PM
As someone who spend the majority of my life in a 6x6 cubicle...
No thank you.
Will SQL for food....
Slomotion Apr 21st 2009 9:56PM
Food + Crapper ='s Possible hospital trip
jbodar Apr 21st 2009 11:14PM
"Except, maybe, the need to bathe and not be the target of ridicule."
Damn you for making me LOL at work! Priceless!
Arjunv Apr 21st 2009 11:27PM
"You can't go to the bathroom, you're stacking Sunder Armor!"
"It's okay...MOM, BATHROOM!"
"What hon?"
"BATHROOM! BATHROOM!"
gotta love southpark!
Felinae Apr 21st 2009 11:49PM
I noticed they didn't include a means for getting a drink while at keyboard. I wonder if they realised you can die of dehydration long before you die of starvation.
But apparently they bothered to plumb in a toilet, suggesting we all play with our pants around our ankles. Strikes me as a gimmick rather than well thought out.
Surround sound is all well and good - but you probably will still want a headset for voice comms.
If I was marking this design solution it would fail, I would have expected better from MIT.
jbodar Apr 22nd 2009 6:43AM
Wait, you wear pants while you play???
Yeng Apr 22nd 2009 10:02AM
It said it had a source for spring water. Are you just upset that it doesn't have Mt. Dew on tap?
wow gold Apr 22nd 2009 12:54AM
Wow! a nice WoW pod where i can probably spend my time playing warcraft and gaining more wow gold as much as i can. With the use of this, I think I can concentrate more on my characters and game level. Where do you think i can purchase that one? And how much it is?