Forum post of the day: Sorting out the BADS

Abberforth of Shadow Council offered up a "Basic Assumption and Discernment System. this handy, though tongue-in-cheek guide to selecting members for a PUG. He uses simple assumptions in a players initial presentation of self to determine if a player is a good candidate for invitation. These guidlines warn players to be cautious of Elves, Death Knights, and folks with untypable or unintelligible names.
Remember that this guide is for amusement only. There are several other factors that go into good PUG players- like do they run into Nexus when you invite them for Occulus?
Here's how I rate:
Beginning score 0
1. 0 Tauren Shaman or Druid
2. 1 Braided pig tails
3. 0 Both contain mandy in the name
4. 0 All characters in my names are easily accessible on the keyboard
5. 0 most people don't read Latin
6. 0 Female Characters, that bear my name
7. 0 Though I usually wear a Rep Tabard in Heroics
8. 0 But my mom is awesome
9. 0 Had Jenkins on my other Druid, but not the current one
10. 0 I usually do the summoning
11. +1 Though I rarely use punctuation at the end of my sentences, people think there's something wrong when I do. I also never use "lol" and rarely use any form l33t. I generally invite people to use Vent, since I wear a headset they can't hear Egg Radio playing in the background.
That brings my total to +2, I pass the test.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
Beep May 9th 2009 10:08AM
Speaking of bads, welcome back. lol
Decrusher May 9th 2009 2:32PM
your main wouldn't happen to be on Echo Isles would it... ?
Zarfay May 8th 2009 8:24PM
Elf discrimination is awful.
He didn't mention pallys or gnomes so this player doesn't pug often enough.
AZShizzle May 9th 2009 2:22PM
I actually once had a GM discriminate against night elves!
http://bit.ly/8nhX8
Umrtvovacz May 10th 2009 10:35AM
If there is something wrong with elves, and also something wrong with Death Knights, what about me, Night Elf Death Knight? Oh so discriminating, but I am good tank and/or DPS...
http://umrtvovacz.blogspot.com/
Umrtvovacz May 10th 2009 11:26AM
So I made a blogpost about this, and about DK and Elven haters:
http://umrtvovacz.blogspot.com/2009/05/discrimination.html
Check it out, guys.
Jay in Oregon May 8th 2009 8:38PM
"There are several other factors that go into good PUG players- like do they run into Nexxus when you invite them for Occulus?"
No, but I can spell The Nexus and The Oculus correctly, does that count for anything? ;)
offday May 9th 2009 2:09PM
Wow. Now that's funny. This guy thinks he can write a guide on avoiding noobs, yet he misspells common 5 letter WoW words.
Mayhew May 9th 2009 2:39PM
Okay, that guide was hilarious. Thanks for bringing it to my attention! And welcome back. :)
Shyama May 9th 2009 2:40PM
Getting the gender of the author correct is always a plus as well...
Farfalla May 9th 2009 4:32PM
I'm sorry Amanda. I'm usually a nice person, I swear. But this is the worst piece of writing I have ever read in my life. It's full of spelling mistakes, there's two grammar mistakes before you even click through to the full article (and that's being generous and not counting bad syntax), 'typable' is not a word and the whole thing is practically incoherent.
The original guide is funny, though.
offday May 9th 2009 2:07PM
Yeah, this is stupid.
Saint May 9th 2009 3:34PM
I have to agree.
Even though it's supposed to be taken lightly, I smell heavy pomp coming off his post. The idea of judging someone off of their race/class choice, even in jest, is just stupid.
What's that? I want to contribute to my faction and play a paladin? So I lose points for playing an elf?
I can agree with his point on names though. I can't stand the Legalos/Legalos/Legulas/etc and the Arthaas/Rrthas/Arthast. And I really, really hate the use of numkey letters. If the name you want was taken, don't cheat the system to get it. Be original.
The only point of theirs I found even vaguely humorous and not at all high-and-mighty was number 10. As soon as you're in a group, start making your damned way to the stone. Period. No excuses.
Every other point of his, while probably in jest, comes off as being stuck up and self important.
Bloodiddy May 9th 2009 2:20PM
To be honest, i dont think this is a very good post, wtf is the point of the title?? i didnt even get a laugh out of this could you stick to something that isnt meaningless? or something ACTUALLY funny like in your heroics when u wipe list the stupid reasons
Falcio May 9th 2009 2:29PM
"Remember that this guide is for amusement only."
Instead of trying to point out the usefulness or lack thereof of this topic, how about you consider the usefulness of your post there, eh?
In other words, if you don't like the dang article, don't comment about it.
Oteo May 9th 2009 2:32PM
Best laugh I've had all day.It's sad that the post limit on it was reached though. :(
Chukie May 9th 2009 2:32PM
Trust me If I could play a Tauren Paladin I totally would.
Shit would be badass. :(
Taladan May 9th 2009 6:03PM
I'd roll an undead paladin myself.
Me May 9th 2009 2:34PM
Great... "mandy" is back.
Agony May 9th 2009 10:26PM
You created an account here on WoW Insider just so you could rag on mandy...not once...but TWICE??? What's the matter? Frightened of that big, bad, ban hammer if you posted it on your regular account? Dude, seriously...go die in a fire.