Phat Loot Phriday: Stormedge

Name: Stormedge (Wowhead, Thottbot, Armory)
Type: Epic Two-hand Axe
Damage/Speed: 594 - 892 / 3.50 (212.3 DPS)
Abilities:
- Um, it's badass?
- +106 Strength, +125 Stamina. Which means this is a straight-up 2h DPS weapon -- the Strength adds a huge damage bonus to Warriors, Death Knights,
Feral Druids(edit: well nevermind then), and Paladins by giving them a +212 attack power just from the weapon alone, not to mention other places Strength is used. Shamans also get a buff -- not quite as big, but still nice.
- But here's the real kicker: improves hit rating by 96. Warriors with 3/3 precision need 164 hit to reach their hit cap, and this weapon, by itself, adds 96 of that. That's wild. It means that you can sacrifice hit in other places for more stats there.
- Also increases your armor penetration rating by 74. I am too low on the theorycrafting ladders to have a clear idea of what Armor Penetration does yet, but I do know that it means your attacks hit as if your opponent was wearing less armor. So more damage for you. The always knowledgeable Matthew Rossi tells me: "It helps you stack up a sizeable ArP, with 2.93% reduction in just a weapon slot." Which is good, right?
- And speaking of Rossi, this weapon is not unique, which means that yes, you Titan's Grip-obsessed Warriors can wield them two at a time. Which is probably where all of that Strength comes from -- carrying two of these around is a workout in itself.
Getting rid of it: Sells back to vendors for 27g 82s 7c, and if you really want to ruin a Warrior's day, you can disenchant it in front of him into an Abyss Crystal. As a consolation, you can tell him that there are better weapons in the game anyway -- after you've gotten Stormedge, try getting Aesir's Edge next.
Filed under: Items, Analysis / Opinion, Humor, Raiding, Phat Loot Phriday, Bosses






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Raxerzk May 15th 2009 8:07PM
It's just too bad Ferals can't use axes.
Zul May 15th 2009 9:56PM
I wonder if the bloggers here play the same game as we do...
Prudelas May 15th 2009 11:37PM
yeah I was confused by that too
Takira May 16th 2009 12:14AM
First thing I noticed also.
Just as well researched as that article that casually mentioned mining being harder for others because druids can mine in form.
Want to buy more Allison. (Just maybe moar durid lez raid strats)
Lycanthro May 16th 2009 1:51AM
Schramm posts random stupid crap that makes no sense and clearly is not playing the same game as the rest of the world. Either his articles are little substance with wild "facts" or just have blatant errors that make little sense. He's like any forum poster on mmo-champion.
Swish May 15th 2009 8:08PM
Wow now if only "Feral Druids" could use 2H axes. Doh! sweet plate wearing tank weapon though
Bigyin May 15th 2009 8:15PM
Scrub Insider strikes again
Jarviswabi May 15th 2009 8:35PM
I think I'm going to start a blog where I just say whatever I think might be true without bothering to check whether I'm right or not. Seems like the thing to do.
RetPallyJil May 15th 2009 8:38PM
I'm so sick of high-DPS items always being axes.
AXES SUCK.
I am a knight. Knights do not use axes.
AXES SUCK.
Orcs and other unwashed sorts use axes.
P. S. Axes suck.
Moreel May 15th 2009 8:43PM
Diddums? cry me a river? Go get the sword from Ulduar then, oh Noble Knight of the QQ.
Anthology May 15th 2009 9:16PM
@Moreel
What are you then, Grandmaster of Taking People Way Too Seriously?
Zul May 15th 2009 9:57PM
Orcs... Are unwashed? Or just hardcore.
Go soak yourself in the tub nub.
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There is a lot of 2H swords in Ulduar btw...
RetPallyJil May 16th 2009 3:11AM
I said unwashed, and I meant unwashed, you stinking pile of green poo!!
;)
Random_Tangent May 15th 2009 9:01PM
Wow. I'm famous!
Picking this bad boy up really freed me up to swap out my +hit gear. Plus, Axes are awesome and Retpalijil isn't.
man ho chan May 16th 2009 4:14AM
this could be a good Blood DK weapon since there is armor pen rate in there.....
Prudelas May 15th 2009 11:39PM
At least they aren't trying to pass this off as mace like they did with Ironsoul.
Eberron May 16th 2009 12:25AM
manwut?
uncaringbear May 16th 2009 3:56AM
Nice avatar, stupid comment.
Eberron May 16th 2009 12:27AM
Blizzard's servers are down atm, but once they go up I'll try to send you one.
Eudeyrn May 16th 2009 12:59AM
"Shamans also get a buff -- not quite as big, but still nice."
Clearly you haven't kept abreast of Shaman itemization. No shaman in his right mind is going to be using a 2H weapon with +str on it. That's just mind bogglingly wrong.