Around Azeroth: The farmer in the dell
Gnomes may live to be five hundred years old, but that doesn't mean that they can't have midlife crises. Twilighthand of <Order of the Dawn> on Eitrigg recently realized that he wasn't interested in spending the rest of his life gathering herbs, sewing robes and cursing people to death. Plus, he owed the Steamwheedle Cartel enough money to substantially shorten his lifespan. He decided to get away from it all and retire to a quiet life in the country, living undercover with a Westfall farming family. Little does the human couple in this screenshot know that their newly adopted son is actually a full-grown gnome death machine. That'll have to wait until they catch him sneaking his succubus into the house at two in the morning.
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Do you have any unusual, beautiful or interesting World of Warcraft images that are just collecting dust in your screenshots folder? We'd love to see them on Around Azeroth! Sharing your screenshot is as simple as e-mailing aroundazeroth@wow.com with a copy of your shot and a brief explanation of the scene. You could be featured here next!
Remember to include your player name, server and/or guild if you want it mentioned. Please include the word "Azeroth" in your post so it does not get swept into the spam bin. We strongly prefer full screen shots without the UI showing -- use alt-Z to remove it. Please, no more battleground scoreboards, gold seller ads, or pictures of the Ninja Turtles in Dalaran.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
akrilyk May 18th 2009 12:00PM
Love the succubus innuendo... though how do they mistake the signature brightly colored facial hair?
Yeng May 18th 2009 12:09PM
Cushing's Syndrome.
http://wrongdiagnosis.com/c/cushings_syndrome/intro.htm
Aeka May 18th 2009 3:15PM
"Twilighthand hand searched high and low for the right patsies, er, 'parents', finally locating the right couple in Westfall - colorblind farmers who didn't have a vision plan."
Keyra May 18th 2009 5:23PM
(insert typical "redneck" accent)
Farmer Bob: T.H., son, we gotta talk, you an' me. There's this girl, see, in yer room, an' she ain't got no decent clothes on! An' she has this whip? I pre-she-ate yer lookin' fer someone ta round up dem cows dat run away cuz o' the possessed harvesters, but she oughta be wearin' somethin' - what if the neighbors saw her out there? We git ta church an' the pastor'd be all prayin' over us cuz we's all like de-jen-er-ates er sumthin'. Now I'll go have a talk with her an' you go an' git summa dem eggs from the hens. We'll fry us up some murloc eyes an' --
(FWOOSH!)
Farmer Jane: T.H.? Where'd Pa go? Did he go an' git hisself caught on fire agin? Damn Westfall firestorms 's gittin' worse an' worse.
Fizlor May 18th 2009 6:15PM
You cannot hide from the goblins... >.>
Darkissac May 18th 2009 10:37PM
Wow twi.... I leave for a few weeks and you run off and get adopted.....