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5-23-2009 @ 5:58PM
I have to say, the whole DK/Forsaken thing confuses me.Forsaken: "Hi, I'm your great-great-great grandfather. I was a powerful warrior and a Marshal in the forces of Lordaeron that fought against the Scourge, however I fell in battle and was raised to serve Ner'zhul, or as you know him, the Lich King. Afterwards though my own strength of will I pulled myself free of his dread control while he was weakened, and went on to clear all the Scourge from Lordaeron, Tirisfal, and the Silverpine area, and I helped to push them back and bottle them up in the large area now known as the Plaguelands. I am here to lend you my many years of experience as a powerful Warrior, to train and lead our armies, and to watch over my descendants."Alliance Human: "AAAAAH! A zombie! killit-killit-killit-KILL IT!"Death Knight: "Hi. I am animated the soul of one of the original Orc Warlock conspirators that helped Gul'dan rise to power, slaughter many of the Dranei, feed the Orcs Mannaroth's blood, and unleash them in their demon blood-lusted rage upon Azeroth, where we killed lots and lots and lots of you. We also helped out Ner'zhul, you know him as the Lich King, to raise lots of demons and undead to kill you, and we founded the school of Scholomance to train even more necromancers and to build more constructs to kill you. Oh, and we have been working to undermine all your organizations with our own doomsday cults, plus the Shadow Council has organized many groups of hostile native creatures to kill you all, like the Cult of Twilight and Twilight's Hammer. I'm possessing the body of one of your great warriors sent to kill me. He was killed on the field of battle. Oh, and I'm here because I found out that Ner'zhul basically didn't care if I lived or died, even after I killed so many of you guys, I should rate better than that, right? So, even though I'm directly responsible for pretty much almost everything horrible in your world, I'm going to hang out here, okay?"Alliance Human: "Sure! No problem brah!"...?
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