70,000 Death Knights slaughtered in Great Server Downtime of 2009

The correlation between Flame Leviathan being tops or Vezax being tops seems to be a matter of the day of the week. Monday night leading into Tuesday morning, Vezax and Yogg-Saron reign supreme. Wednesday and Thursday when everyone has a fresh Ulduar ID? Flame Leviathan is ahead significantly. Makes sense. 'Risen Ghoul' is consistently near the top, too. Nerf Death Knights plz k thx.
The most interesting stat of all of these this time around is certainly not most dangerous mob, though. No sir. The Most Completed Quests section is hilarious. You can see the effects of this past Tuesday's lengthy downtime for certain battlegroups. How can you tell? Well, the date of the data is when it was uploaded to the site. It's the data from the day prior, however. The data listed for Wednesday (which is what happened Tuesday)? There are no daily quests in the Most Completed like there usually is, no sir. It's the entire Death Knight starter quest chain. Yes, that's right, you can actually see how many people on North American realms rerolled throw-away Death Knights on different realms because their server was down. The very first quest, In Service of the Lich King, was completed 64,152 times.
64,152 people rolled throwaway alts on another server because theirs was down. Surely some were multiples, but just consider that number. Nearly 70,000 new Death Knights were made because people couldn't play their mains. That is not a small number. Most of those characters will never be played again.
When it comes to auctions sold, things haven't changed much in the last few months. Infinite Dust, Saronite, and Runecloth all dance around in 1st, 2nd and 3rd places daily. Runecloth is actually surprising since you don't need it for reputation anymore now that the Tournament is around, but maybe dropping thousands of gold is worth not needing to run endless dailies.
Copper Bars and Soul Shards are still the most created items. I sort of expected Heavy Frostweave Bandages to rate higher than floating around 7th place, who doesn't carry around a stack of bandages these days? Then I asked myself when the last time I used one of my bandages was... and I can't remember. After I have my stack of 20 on a character, I make them just to vendor them when Frostweave prices are down on the auction house. Their lower-than-expected rank makes some sense after I think about it.
Quests Completed is definitely the most fascinating state out of them all. 70,000 abandoned Death Knights due to the downtime of one day. Wow.
Filed under: Analysis / Opinion, Humor, Death Knight






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
MightyMuffin Jun 5th 2009 9:00AM
That is a lot of booooooored Death Knights. They all start in and think, "This must be wrath opening day all over again...there are so many death knights." It would've been funnier if those DKs all started on the same server. Talk about server lag and the impossible...and the inability to complete a quest without thousands of DKs beating you to the same mob. Total Chaos...me like XD.
Andrew R. Jun 5th 2009 9:05AM
I just don't see the point in rolling a new character you'll never play again just because your server is still down. You're either that desperate to play WoW or extremely bored and can't find anything else to do.
Hendrata Jun 5th 2009 3:09PM
agreed
When your server is down, you go back to real life. It's still there, trust me....
McRaider Jun 5th 2009 7:11PM
Shh... It can hear us!
Gothia Jun 6th 2009 7:52AM
Server lag, extended maintenance, downtime is exactly the reason that I have high level characters on 6 different servers. Although, if I roll a new character it is one that I know how and enjoy playing - normally a Priest or Paladin. Since I do not enjoy playing a Dk, I only make a Dk if I want to powerlevel a crafting profession. My problem is that I get attached to my character, like the people on the server, or is different flavor than the server I am currently playing.
Alex Ziebart Jun 5th 2009 9:07AM
Shhh. Everyone pretend you didn't see this post. It wasn't supposed to go live yet.
THIS NEVER HAPPENED.
Wyred Jun 5th 2009 9:10AM
You din't see nuffink, right?
MW Jun 5th 2009 10:22AM
Alex, while the post isn't on the front page of wow.com; it is linked off the google gadget. Which is why it's "live".
kala Jun 5th 2009 3:15PM
Why do you buffer the articles at all???
wowinsider Jun 5th 2009 3:20PM
To keep people coming back throughout the day for new content. Please tell me you at least tried to think of why first.
Alex Ziebart Jun 5th 2009 3:32PM
Yaayyy it's actually supposed to be live now.
Wyred Jun 5th 2009 9:09AM
I'm guessing that Yogg & Vezax are high because they're really tough, while Flame Leviathan is high because everyone who can get 10 people together can have a go at him.
sephirah Jun 5th 2009 9:09AM
"64,152 people rolled throwaway alts on another server because their was down."
I call this addiction.
Percinho Jun 5th 2009 9:54AM
64,152 is not 'nearly 70,000'. It's nearly 65,00. Adding on 9% is not rounding up.
tanek Jun 5th 2009 10:52AM
That is kinda what I was thinking, too. But it did not seem important enough to make a post about it.
Which...um...I just did. Darn it. >.
Kvothe Jun 5th 2009 3:22PM
Theoretically their numbers are off, but it makes sense in the fact that the idea of a massacre of 70000 people is a reference to the Pendragon series. Either that, or it's coincidence and they're just horrible at math.
Friday_Knight Jun 5th 2009 4:06PM
Actually adding on that 9% is kind of the very definition of rounding up.
It's a simple question of what you're rounding up to.
Way to go on being that guy.
Percinho Jun 5th 2009 4:48PM
"70000 people is a reference to the Pendragon series"
ok, maybe it's a wrench to make a reference to something, which is fair enough.
aw232 Jun 5th 2009 3:12PM
Starting a throwaway DK isn't that bad of an idea when your server is down, especially if you don't really want to level one to 80. The DK starting area is by far the best, most involved, and entertaining quest chain in the game. It's epic in scale, informative in lore and it's story is fantastic. If you're bored one of these days (or your server is down) you owe it to yourself to run through it. It only takes a few hours to get through.
Stephen Tindall Jun 5th 2009 3:29PM
One Tuesday (not last Tuesday) When RL had nothing going on and my server was still down for what reason I don't know. I rolled a alt on a RP server and now when my server is down or im tiered of all the pepole who have ran with me befor saying "come heal for my group" I go back and play it. He is a lvl 24 mage now and kinnda fun to play the crazy gnome. Also you can get alot more involed with the lore on a RP server becuase you are playing in with the story not just trying to grind through it.
So should I prepare a mass grave and Eouolgy for all those DK's or we just gona burn em all!