15 Minutes of Fame: Discover your inner ShrinkGeek Part 2
What sets ShrinkGeek apart from other fitness blogs?Other than the handsome [colorful adjective redacted] in the Utilikilt you're talking to? *grin* The obvious answer is, "It's written by folks who are geeks first, fitness people second." I'm the token meathead on the site, and I'll just as happily regale people of the time I ended up #3 in the Damage In, Damage Out and Total Healing numbers for a raid as I'll go on about how eating better helps you lose weight, or which weight to lift to build a certain muscle group.
We're not gonna be shy about the fact that we play video games or tabletop or go to cons -- we're just like the folks we're talking to in that respect. And more to the point, not only do we bring an understanding of where these folks are coming from, we're not going to ridicule folks for being bookish or unfamiliar with some of the basic concepts.
I do a daily crawl through some places that take the opposite approach -- think of it as Elitist Jerks for weightlifting fanatics. There's a place and a need for that sort of stuff, too. But you're not going to jump into the EJ forums when you hit level 12. You're going to look for something more your speed.
Plus, we're more broadly focused than a fitness-only site might be. We want to talk about cool games and gadgets, or movies, or whatever else appeals to us as geeky people, but still touches on the subject of getting and being healthier. For instance, one of my mini-tips for WoW-session workouts is, "When you're in flight, get out of your chair and do an exercise until you touch down at your destination. This can be pushups, or jumping jacks, or just marching in place -- whatever's comfortable for you -- make use of the built-in break or downtime to do something good for yourself."
What would you consider your favored fitness strategies? Any particular methods or trainers or systems that you admire?Adapt, and be willing to try new things. I've read a lot of different things -- stuff from personal training certification manuals that focus on balance and flexibility to powerlifting articles on how to push yourself to do more weight -- and I try to glean something from everywhere, especially if it resonates with how I know my body and seems like it will help me reach my goals. That said, there are a few things that I prefer and a few things I will take pains to avoid.
I'm sure that my day-to-day regimen would drive any sort of certified fitness instructor absolutely bananas. When left to my own devices, I'm screwing around with my kettlebells, playing basketball or soccer, doing free weight work, and all of it with only the merest nod towards conventional wisdom as far as training techniques. It's a very ad hoc approach -- "What do I feel like working on today (or what's sore from yesterday and needs a rest)?"
Mind sharing with readers your current fitness goals? What are you doing specifically to get there?
It's incredibly vain and shallow, but I want to see my abs for my birthday and keep them for Dragon*Con. (Incidentally, I'm working as a volunteer on the MMORPG track this year. I'll be the tireless guy with the big mouth in the Utilikilt. Come say hi!) I've got some pants from the days when I was going dancing four nights a week that I'd love to fit back into. I've lost about 30 pounds and cut my body fat percentage in half. From the reading I've done, abs tend to show up in the mid- to upper single-digits, so I'm almost there but have a little ways to go.
To that end, this month, I'm doing a fairly extreme diet and exercise regimen called the Velocity Diet 3.0 (by the folks at Testosterone Nation). I half-jokingly refer to it as the George Jetson diet, since for four to six weeks, I get to live on pretty much nothing but protein shakes and supplement capsules. It's not a lifestyle plan the way, say, Weght Watchers is; it's a short-term, goal-oriented program.
Earlier this year, I ran my first 15k race. I'm not even going to pretend to tell anyone it was fun, but I finished right in the middle of my target time range (1:24), so I'm pretty pleased about that. I'm going to run a 5k with Mike in a few weeks. It will be his first, and I'm just fantastically proud of what he's been able to accomplish (not that he needs me cheerleading, but I'm gonna do it anyway).
I also have some somewhat esoteric lifting and strength goals in mind. I want to be able to bench press twice my bodyweight and deadlift three times what I weigh, for example. Stuff like that. Like hitting 2,500 spellpower the first time, when I was able to pick up 300 pounds, it was a bit of a rush. Pushing that envelope and hacking my body to get there is just fun.
I've also established a friendly monthly competition at my office , where folks are trying to improve on what they've done the previous month in four basic bodyweight exercises -- pull-up, pushup, situp and squat -- and because I'm kicking everyone's butt, they're all gunning for me, so I can't rest on my laurels. Plus I want to see how many I can manage to do and keep improving myself. I'd love to be able to do a set of 50 pullups, and I want to be able to do 10 with 100 pounds strapped to a weight belt.
I've also been ... "dared" seems like the right word ... to bench press a couple of my former guildmates (not simultaneously).
Sounds like a lot of change.All that having been said, you're talking to a guy who formerly subsisted on 3 liters of Mountain Dew and a 14-oz. bag of Cool Ranch Doritos at the office, Hungry Man Turkey dinner (or two) and then whatever beer or liquor happened to be on sale that week in the evening pretty much every day for a few years. Yeah, we're fairly bulletproof in our mid-20s, but that's pretty much asking for trouble. I got my trouble a few years after that, with a cholesterol screening well into "oh @$&%" territory, which is when I got more serious about getting healthy.
My recent push towards getting strong and buff comes in the wake of having entirely too much fun at Dragon*Con's "Men In Kilts (with Leafblower)" unofficial event, hosted by Jennie Breeden of The Devil's Panties, and meeting a like-minded dude who was a former weightlifter, who turned me on to more serious ways to go about doing this sort of thing.
Ahh, the kilt. What's the deal with the kilt?
The kilt? It's got pockets. And you've doubtless noticed the distractive properties.
Don't get distracted from your own well-being – work out and keep up with Rafe at his various blogs:
- ShrinkGeek
- Digital Discipline
- Hardware guru @ Big Download
- MMORPG volunteer for Dragon*Con MMO
- Free-Range Ego
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
mibluvr13 Jun 9th 2009 8:15PM
I can appreciate what he's trying to do here, but I know three people in real life, including myself, who have lost weight playing WoW with no help. If you do it right, you won't be eating.
Charlie Jun 9th 2009 9:38PM
I'm confused. a) what was the point of this comment, and b) What do you mean if you do it right you won't be eating?
rafe.brox Jun 9th 2009 10:45PM
I suspect what they're saying is that they get so involved that they're too busy to snack.
Lysator Jun 9th 2009 9:31PM
Well I have played WoW since the original beta and it was taking it toll on my body over the years so finally when I reached the heaviest I have ever been I decided a month ago to make a change so after seeing the commercial for P90X I ordered it and after a month I have completely changed my eating habits and I have lost 23lbs to date. I still play WoW and raid during the week but now after working out it feels like a reward for playing not like I am wasting away.
Charlie Jun 9th 2009 9:38PM
P90 (and p90x) are great great programs. I recommend them to anyone who is looking to do a real serious workout program. They were equivalent to me of workouts in high school for football.
But as Rafe w/ the Velocity Diet, its only for 90 days. It's not a lifestyle change (which you need to make to keep the weight off).
If you are looking for a serious workout routine (1 hour, 6 days a week, pretty intense lifting and cardio). P90/x is the way to go. If you aren't looking for that kind of commitment, look elsewhere.
Charlie Jun 9th 2009 9:34PM
Loved the article, two things i found great.
"When you're in flight, get out of your chair and do an exercise until you touch down at your destination."
Fantastic idea.
Also, the exercise rutine of 10 pushups, 1 squat, 9 pushups, 2 squats, etc. Is something that sounds great for me. Glad i found it. I currently have major stress issues, so going to the gym or going running means conquering my stress problems, as well as the "I dont want to go" thing. Thats something simple i can do in my living room.
Thanks alot rafe. =D
Lisa Poisso Jun 9th 2009 9:42PM
Back in the day when people still had to fly everywhere in game, I used to keep some small dumbbells on my desk for flight paths. Make sure you mute your Vent before you exercise, for sure; guildmates don't seem to appreciate the finer points of counting, heavy breathing, grunting, etc. ...
rafe.brox Jun 9th 2009 10:02PM
That 10/1 split is my default response to "Okay, you have no equipment except some floor space, but want to start somewhere, and work your whole body?"
There are a pair of 10# Kettlebells under my desk here, along with a chinup bar and just about enough floor space for pushups.
My standard disclaimer is, "I won't make anyone do something I won't." For some reason, the guys at work have stopped saying, "I want to train ______" today. *laughs*
Lysator Jun 9th 2009 9:47PM
Yeah they are intense havent worked out like this since bootcamp
Hugh "Nomad" Hancock Jun 10th 2009 6:21AM
Good article! Stretches are really good things to do in WoW downtime too - reduces the soreness, back pain, eyestrain, RSI and so on after a long raiding session no end.
It's particularly good if you're familiar with Pilates, yoga, Tai Chi or something else that specifically addresses the muscles that get strained in one way or another working with a computer. I've recently (on advice from my trainer) been trying to do at least one Pilates stretch after every wing of Naxx, and that seems to be working out really well.
Naix Jun 10th 2009 9:51AM
"...Velocity Diet 3.0..."
As an avid health nut I can tell you powders and pills are NOT the way to go. Your body need meats, fish, fruits, vegetables, and nuts. The human body can only process about 50 grams of protein at a time. So if your working out getting about half your body weight in grams of protein is way more than sufficient.
Eat your big meals early on in the day
Eat smaller meals at night
Don't eat after 9pm
Stronlifts is the best workout program I have ever done.
http://stronglifts.com/stronglifts-5x5-beginner-strength-training-program/
Lift for about 30 minutes and your done. It has compound exercise programs that make sense. I have gained about 30 pounds of muscle and am down to 12% body fat over the last year doing this program. The best part is it is free.
-When working out form > weight. If the weight is too heavy to lift correctly or if you think you need a spotter then you should not lift the weight. Period.
-Start at low weight and keep adding weight until the 3rd or 4th set is your max
-Do cardio after you lift and try and eat atleast 20 grams of protein after your workout.
rafe.brox Jun 10th 2009 10:41AM
I understand what you're saying, and do want to reiterate that VD3 is a short-term, fairly intense, goal-oriented program. My regular diet and exercise routine is a whole lot more normal - I'll still have a protein shake for breakfast, and maybe for lunch if I'm pressed for time - but I'm a complete fiend for sushi, and the Sweet Tomatoes near my office usually gets my patronage at least once a week.
I do the occasional 5x5 sets myself (and drop sets, and pyramids, and... and... and...) if they're the right fit for what I've got going on. For someone just starting out, they're definitely a great option.
There are definitely different nutritional and workout requirements for losing weight/fat, maintaining weight loss, and building muscle -- it's always best to tailor your diet and fitness regimen to fit your goals. There's no hard and fast, one-size-fits-all answer, but there are definitely some good general guidelines.
Naix Jun 10th 2009 11:13AM
Post back with the results of your short term powder and pill diet. I am interested how it will work out. I tried protein for about 2 years, for me, powder is expensive and caused digestive problems. I found I got better results from eating a handful of turkey instead of a shake but that is just me.
Keeping workouts interesting keep me involved. Some days I workout every thing on the front of my body and the next everything on the back.
Keep it up!
rafe.brox Jun 13th 2009 7:55AM
In the extremely short term: I WOULD KILL SOMEONE FOR SOME SUSHI AND CHICKEN WINGS.
*ahem*
Spicy food, it's what's for dinner. I have semi-seriously entertained the suggestion to put cayenne pepper in my chocolate protein shakes to get my fix.
In all seriousness, however, cutting down to only 4 workouts a week (but doing those more intensely) almost feels like a break on that side of things, though the relative monotony of the shakes is boring (I don't like the fruit flavors they offer (I've tried them all), nor do I care for vanilla in general).
Naix Jun 10th 2009 9:58AM
One more thing I forgot to mention. The cave man diet is a really easy way to filter what you should be eating. For example when you look at a menu of the food at a restaurant. A cave man could get a steak but would not be able to make french fries. A cave man could get a salad but could not get the cheese and creamy dressings.
So eat like a cave man.
rafe.brox Jun 10th 2009 10:43AM
You could pair this with what one of my friends calls the "Viking Workout."
Pick up heavy rock.
Throw rock.
Chase rock.
Repeat until no can pick up rock.
I'm not sure where the burning and pillaging comes in; maybe that's on the program's off days. ;-)
Naix Jun 10th 2009 11:01AM
haha I have never heard of that workout. I would not even know where to get rocks big enough to grab and small enough to pickup.
rafe.brox Jun 10th 2009 9:02PM
You could probably make due with a cinder block - one of the construction ones in the twenty to thirty pound range - as a surrogate rock. The downside is that is has rough edges, and is a regular shape, unlike a real rock, which is eccentric and asymmetrical and whatnot.
As far as my progress goes, when I did the VD3 plan (with rather lax compliance, admittedly) in March/April, I cut my body fat by about 3% and improved my performance in the weekly self-test from 25 to just under 17 minutes (I've backslid slightly since then; my time yesterday was 21 minutes flat, but I'd completely abused my legs the day before).