[1.Local]: Dumber than a box of nails
Reader comments – ahh, yes, the juicy goodness following a meaty post. [1.Local] ducks past the swinging doors to see what readers have been chatting about in the back room over the past week.When Entertainment Weekly chatted with Ryan Reynolds about his "Must List", the X-Men: Wolverine actor had nothing but scorn at the possibility of his having a favorite video game. "I don't really play videogames," he told EW. "Is there a way to waste more f-ing time?"
"He's probably just grumpy because the cover made him look dumber than a box of nails," commented WoW.com reader Gessilea. "Come on, that expression totally screams 'Which end do I put this in again?'"
We suspect Reynolds may have just finished reading the comments at WoW.com – whewww, what a fractious lot this week! Join us in picking a few nuggets out of the rubble and wrap up with a couple of latecomers to last week's epic rap battle comments war.
| Did Priests need the Patch 3.2 nerfs? Thank you, sir – may I have another? When it comes to Priest nerfs, reader Zusterke doesn't seem so sure: "I'm not in the best position to comment the PoH nerf. In the content I'm raiding (Ulduar 10 and 25 without hard modes), I doubt it will make all that much of a difference. I see many Holy Priests doing 25-man hard modes agree that it was OP. Perhaps the nerf wasn't so bad, eh? "What I do know, quite well IMO, is the regen model. I'm not too happy about the MP5 change. On one hand, it makes MP5 interesting again, which is good. But on the other hand, I think it is ... well ... unsettling. If you check some calculations like this one, then you can see that despite the investment of 12 talents (Spiritual Guidance, Meditation, SoR, HC), it still takes a Priest up to 1,000 unbuffed Intellect just to make Spirit equal MP5, even if you take into account the SP bonus. "That is:
"We are thus presented with:
"Still, although the boost to MP5 imbalances the relative value of stats for Holy Priests at first, there is hope. On the long term, as we keep gearing up, MP5 and Spirit make a more interesting balance where regen can be worked as such:
"Still, if MP5 would have been boosted by 10% or 15%, rather than the 25% they did, the same balance would have been reached -- except that it would be usable for starting Priests instead of forcing them (or penalizing them for not going) into a totally different itemization at the start, due to the most idiotic regen stat being unconditionally stronger. "All in all, my comment here is more a critique on the balance of stats and the impact on the regen model ... and not so much to how this impacts our performance. I have no doubt that a Spirit/Intellect-stacking Priest is and will remain a viable healer. In fact, most Ulduar raiders shouldn't even be affected greatly by this change, other than MP5 becoming a more attractive regen stat. What's more, the nerf to Replenishment actually improves the balance between Spirit and Intellect, which increases your choices in gemming/gearing instead of having to favor Intellect by default." |
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| Do you use heirlooms? Do you use heirloom items on your alts? "Absolutely," stated reader Qot. "They make the leveling experience much more pleasant. The shoulders significantly reduce the leveling time with the XP bonus. I think the weapons may be even better: since they're blue item-level quality, it's like you ran an instance and got just the drop you needed every single level. Add to that never having to repair the heirlooms, saving you gold as you level." Other players are less enthusiastic but still pragmatic. "I would if I had any 'toons below level 72," wrote Dere, "but right now, I kind of like the fact that each of my 'toons is forging his own path and making a name for himself. The NR gear is good enough and easy enough to get while leveling that I don't really see much of a reason for the heirlooms other then the extra XP boost -- but then, all you really need to do is let your guy get some rested XP, and you are golden. You would be hard pressed to use all your rest XP once you hit level 74 and have the full rested going on. I tried to burn all my rest XP fast with my DK, but I just ran out with the last two bubbles of level 79. "I guess I just don't see the point in working so hard with my main just to make leveling with my alts at fraction easier. The time I spent running those heroics could have been spent leveling that alt. :P" Still others take a more purist approach to heirloom items. "I haven't ever bought heirlooms, nor do I ever plan to," states Veliaf. "Firstly, I have better things to spend emblems on, such as the mount and things. Secondly, I enjoy leveling alts, so why rush the experience? It's being rushed for me by Blizzard increasing the XP from quests/reducing the XP needed per level, and by the upcoming mount changes. I don't want to speed it up further, or I'll barely see my character before I hit 80. "As for the heirlooms which don't give xp bonuses, I'd get bored of having the same item for 79 or 80 levels. I enjoy seeing the different models, colours, skins, etc., of the many different items in the world. Also, repair costs prior to heroic gear are really nothing to complain about." |
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| A console version of WoW? Should Blizzard be interested in bringing WoW to a console gaming system? "What I'm surprised about is that there's not been an attempt to expand on the Warcraft franchise into the Xbox," wrote Cogfizzle. "There's room for a Battles of Middle Earth WoW game, the Soul Caliber beat-'em-up, a stealth-'em-up based on playing a Rogue infiltrating various dungeons, etc. ... "The WoW franchise is very strong and very flexible, but it isn't being used in an aggressive way. We have the board game, the miniatures game, the trading card game ... Where's the Games Workshop Warhammer-style Battles of Azeroth game? "Missed opportunities." |
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| Rap battle in the comments: the meta comments "Has a comment on [1.Local] ever been featured on [1.Local]?" asked mibluvr13 in last week's [1.Local]. "That'd be deliciously meta." Feast on this deliciousness then, mibluvr13, as we wrap up with two late entries into last week's epic rap battle comments war. Drenmar: "This one goes out to my homies on Chromaggus ... Showin' the Mages some love... "DPS so insane, GMs can't believe it's true, suspended my account, and now I'm under review. Just pop a Bloodlust, and watch me go, I get OOM so fast, call me Barry Mana-Low. "All the haters wanna know why I think I'm the best. Well just check the Recount, top spot -- nothin' less. But we all know the reason, why you gripe, tryin' to make us forget, you're the reason that we wipe. "You'd think the shouts in Vent would give you pause, but you still stand in fires like you're f***in' Santa Claus. If I were in your place, I would probably just quit, You're a freakin' healer, and you've been stacking hit. "This is Drenmar here, and I'm reppin' Azeroth, you can catch me gankin' Pallies in my squishy caster cloth. I'll drop the raid a table, and then I'll drop a rhyme, but before you battle me, know I got a hard Enrage time." Alex P: "LOL @ Barry Mana-Low "I was just reading [1. Local], when you had to start a scene. It's strange to see healers knocked by such a has-been. You say they suck cause they stackin' hit? But you always OOM, why yo mana pool so s**t? "You ain't top of Recount, 'less you sort it least to most. There's only one meter you top, and it ain't DPS -- it's boast! Maybe you gankin' Pallies, but they all level 20, I'm bettin' all the level 80s been ganking YOU plenty! "Never done that before, more fun than I expected. :P" |
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
Samantha Smith Jun 27th 2009 7:04PM
w/e hes hot.
/lick
ToyChristopher Jun 27th 2009 7:22PM
He is pretty hot but that cover is ridiculously airbrushed.
Hades Jun 27th 2009 9:34PM
Hey Ryan Reynolds... I don't care how rich you are. Your job is pointless. Now shut up and entertain me, clown. My computer is defragmenting and I need to waste some time.
Stop wasting time getting paid to play dress up and go do something that is helpful to society.
Oh... and take those stupid floaties off you tool.
artifex Jun 28th 2009 12:41AM
It's not just this cover -- this issue also had a couple more alternate covers printed for the first couple of pages, with him and water pistols.
I think someone here doesn't get the joke that it's all deliberately silly.
kabshiel Jun 28th 2009 1:08AM
I'd just like to reiterate that he's ridiculously hot.
The_Dude Jun 28th 2009 4:03AM
Hey Ryan Reynolds... I don't care how rich you are. Your job is pointless. Now shut up and entertain me, clown.
This is exactly how I feel. Seems stupid for him to knock a past time of his target audience.
Mike Jun 27th 2009 7:15PM
Typical gamer over reaction. Do you guys rag on friends and family if they don't like video games either?
Gessilea Jun 27th 2009 7:27PM
No, but I totally rag on my friends and family when they look bad in pictures on the cover of national publications. Doesn't everyone?
Kyir Jun 27th 2009 7:28PM
Yes.
Philip Jun 27th 2009 8:50PM
Wish I looked as good, looking bad, as he does.
:(
Chewy&Go Jun 28th 2009 12:01PM
Like this? Yes.
Anaughtybear Jun 27th 2009 7:20PM
Who cares if Ryan Reynolds doesn't play video games? I would probably play less if I was swimming in money and hot ladies too. My wife doesn't play either, and that is totally fine with me. Chill out.
offday Jun 27th 2009 7:33PM
I think people are mad because he basically said it's nothing but a huge waste of time. It didn't simply say, "I don't like them." He kind of bashed everyone that plays them.
Not really the kind of answer I'd expect from a guy who played Van Wilder.
Bronwyn Jun 27th 2009 8:48PM
I don't think people are reacting to the fact that he doesn't play; I don't care if he plays or not. There's no rule saying you have to play video games.
What people are reacting to is him saying "Is there a way to waste more f-ing time?" And yes, yes there is. There always is. He's not just saying that he doesn't game, he's being derisive towards gamers.
Gessilea Jun 27th 2009 7:24PM
Hah! I would like to point out in my defense that I said "looks like" specifically because I thought the picture made him look dumb, not because I think he actually is dumb, and I didn't say anything directly regarding his comment, which I didn't think was especially bad, just a bit harshly worded.
But um, if other commenters want to get defensive about perceived defensiveness, I suppose that's your call.
Starsmore Jun 27th 2009 7:43PM
Everyone was bashing him because he preferred retarded reality TV over video games. Said something to the effect of video games make you stupid or something, and myself, like the rest of the gaming world went "And watching trashy TV makes you better?" and proceeded to rag on him for being a douche.
wolfsterne Jun 27th 2009 7:51PM
The only waste of time is watching that Douchebag try to act in anything.
Sisqo Jun 27th 2009 7:59PM
Any other guys here sexually intimidated by him?
Haha but seriously
Girl comments- stimulated by sex hormones.
Guy comments- stimulated by sex hormones.
Plan Jun 27th 2009 8:02PM
Heirlooms are pretty good for those people who really only have one toon and can't seem to get their others past the 20s or so. I'm like that, and I know a couple of my guildies are the same way: when you've put so much time and effort into your main, the level and rep grinds for alts seems daunting. But knowing that you can have TWO heirlooms that stack, plus rested XP, is a good motivator to finally put time into an alt and enjoy old-world content again. It's nice for Blizzard to give players some options.
And since we're on the topic of WoW-related rap, I recommend "Hum of Death" and "Your Tanking Sucks" by Zealous1 and Super Dragon X. Their beats are awesome, their songs feature epic turntablism, the lyrics rock and they sound like top-notch underground rappers, not just some kids messing around with Garage Band. It's the perfect soundtrack music for BGs and arena.
Grim Jun 27th 2009 8:12PM
Ryan Reynolds would hate the idea of dual-boxing. He's only capable of playing one character.