The Queue: Full of it

Since today's first question in Maelstrom-themed, we've decided today's edition of The Queue was a good time to link the supposed leaked trailer of the upcoming World of Warcraft expansion, to be announced at BlizzCon '09. We haven't embedded the video to try and dodge waking up to a DMCA tomorrow, so just check it out on YouTube. We'll let Google deal with the mess, eh?
Revan asked...
"What instances would you suggest for a Maelstrom expansion?"
All of the things you suggested yesterday would work pretty well. Nazjatar and the Tomb of Sargeras would definitely be raid zones in a future expansion. I suspect we would also have a hella fun time in The Eye of the Maelstrom, which is the center of the whole storm there. Maybe we'd even visit Mak'aru, which is where all the gross crab people live. It probably wouldn't be a raid, but I could see a 5-man there. That is, if we don't ally with the gross crabfolk. Did I mention they're gross? Gross. I'd also lay down money that we'll get an Onyxia/Gruul/Malygos-style raid with a sea monster of some sort. The Lurker Below v2.0, now with eye lasers?
Anybody have any other ideas? Anything they'd want to see out in the Maelstrom? I could probably make things up that I'd like to see all day, but that's not very fun in the context of The Queue!
ryan asked...
"I play a Mage, and I notice that spell crits can vary widely in their damage. For instance, while raiding, my Frostfire Bolt will usually crit for about 8k or so. But sometimes, it crits for 11, 12, or even 13k.
Why the big difference in damage? Multiple talents proccing at the same time? RNG?"
There are a lot of factors that play into this, such as procs and talents, but the largest culprit is the Crit muliplier and the base damage range spells have. If you look at the tooltip for a spell, in this case Frostfire Bolt, you won't see one flat number for how hard it hits. You'll see a range. Frostfire Bolt rank 2 causes 722 to 838 Frostfire damage before any spellpower is taken into consideration. That's a gap of 116 damage. When a spell crits, most spell casters will have talents that allow their spells to do 200% of their damage, rather than the base 100%. So the crit range, before spell power, is 1444 to 1676. That becomes a gap of 232 damage and the spell can hit for anything in that range.
And then you take things like spellpower into consideration, some of which can come from trinket procs, so it's not always a stagnant number. And then you consider talents that increase damage by 3% or 5% or whatever-other-percent. That range between the low end of your crits grows significantly once you start including all of those things.
For extra hilarity, you take that range into a boss like Hodir and you crit for 55,000 one second and 15,000 the next.
Kvothe asked...
"Will the new Thanksgiving achievements be required for What a Long, Strange Trip it's Been? I'd much rather get my Proto Drake in September than late November."
The new holiday stuff hasn't been added to What a Long, Strange Trip its Been yet on the PTR, but that doesn't mean it won't be. My gut says the meta will let us skip Day of the Dead and Pirate Day, but I'm not so sure about the Thanksgiving stuff. So basically, what I'm saying is that I have no idea. Brace yourself just in case it does get added, though.
Aler asked...
"Why do the major cities, including those introduced in the expansions, have vendors selling white (common) quality weapons? Even the lowest quest reward is an upgrade, so they can't serve any real purpose. Yet Blizzard keeps putting them in. Any idea why?"
Nowadays, white items are just used for fun little flavor items. The vendors in Dalaran sell white items named after the town, such as the Dalaran Greatsword. Throughout all of WoW, these items come with an added bonus of being useful for skilling various things up. Taking that Greatsword as an example, it has a 2.10 weapon speed. You won't find a faster Two-handed Sword in the game.
Most often though, white items are used as flavor/entertainment items. Fluff to put on the vendors to make it interesting. You probably won't use any of the white items named for Dalaran, but the vendors offering up the towns' wares is kind of neat. Even if it all sucks.
As for Vanilla WoW specifically, white items were actually very useful back then! Enchanting a white, non-binding 1.30 speed dagger with Fiery and passing it around to guild mates rolling new characters was awesome. 2-shotting things straight to level 15 simply through Fiery procs? Yes, please!
Filed under: Mage, Analysis / Opinion, The Queue






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
Hawk Jul 7th 2009 7:05PM
Haha!
Awesome, I love Modest Mouse =)
snowleopard233 Jul 7th 2009 7:25PM
By the looks of this trailer, the next expansion is going to be awesome!
lockanon Jul 7th 2009 8:58PM
Modest Mouse FTW...Although, I would like to cause a discussion right quick.
Moon and Antarctica, The Fruit That Ate Itself, or We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
Best Modest Mouse Album?
And should Plummer the Drummer move on to Isaac Brock's other band?
GO.
Lemons Jul 8th 2009 12:06AM
I think the "best" Modest Mouse album will always be the you heard first. I heard "Good News for People Who Love Bad News" first and thus it's my favorite MM album. Others swear that "Lonesome Crowded West" or "Long Drive" was the best, but I really think the one that first introduces you to the band will always be the one you consider "the best" because that sound is what you consider to be Modest Mouse.
Saint Jul 7th 2009 7:07PM
Yay Modest Mouse!
rhorle Jul 7th 2009 7:08PM
Way to rick roll your fan base.
Garlictators Jul 8th 2009 5:17AM
rick roll? Not even. I knew exactly what video I was linked to when I saw the picture lol. Thanks for the music!
Brouck Jul 7th 2009 7:08PM
With the new additions to JC coming up, I've been thinking about changing my DK to a Jeweler. Problem is, he is 450 Herb/Scribe and I can't figure out which to give up. Any advice? Oh, and my main is a miner, so ore/jewels is never a problem.
Rich Jul 7th 2009 7:14PM
Drop them both and go for BS/JC...
pietrex Jul 7th 2009 7:22PM
Drop Herbalism. You can just buy herbs on AH, unless you really need that little heal.
Hiwa Jul 7th 2009 8:38PM
Yes, give up herbalism, please do. In fact, I would highly advise everybody (especially on my server) to give up herbalism also. It's a crappy gathering profession with huge overhead and almost zero profit. But, since I'm such a nice gal, I'll do all the herb gathering for you, thus making limited quantities available to the buying public, so you don't have to get your hands dirty.
Also--take up alchemy and inscription, nifty crafting profs that just happen to have herbs at their core. Then come see me and let's make a deal.
franklin Jul 8th 2009 12:59AM
@Hiwa
balderdash. on my server i can make +1000g in an hour of farming herbs in sholazar. much too valuable to give up.
Hiwa Jul 8th 2009 1:27AM
Franklin--I'm afraid my humor is a little too dry for you.
TiM Jul 7th 2009 7:13PM
Well I'd hope if were gonna be stomping naga tail in the next expansion that we'd at least get to throw down with ole neptulon the tide hunter. We haven't beaten the crap out of an elemental lord in awhile.
Jay Jul 7th 2009 7:17PM
I don't know about you, but I spent a good chunk of the past two weeks smacking one of his flunkies, Ahune, around.
Maybe Neptulon will learn his lesson...
TiM Jul 7th 2009 9:09PM
he may be the frost lord but Ahune isn't one of the big baddies. Last top elemental guy i beat up was ragnaros. lol
thebvp Jul 7th 2009 7:20PM
Nothing says owned like beating someone down with a dead fish (white, obtained through fishing).
Just sayin'...
zweitblom Jul 8th 2009 5:44AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s
WoWie Zowie Jul 7th 2009 7:20PM
also i noticed the vendor in the dk starting area sells a complete set of armor that requires lvl 45 and does not bind. although i havent done the math or checked the stats i always assumed those items were comparable to what you might have equipped around those levels, making it a cool "set" to have for your alt. anyone know if this is true?
zweitblom Jul 8th 2009 5:54AM
They are white items, so - eh - they do not have any stats at all...