Blizzard warns against Three Wolf Moon at BlizzCon
by Adam Holisky 
Jul 15th 2009 at 6:00PM
My first experience with this shirt of legend, like many of you, came through the largest digg in the known universe. It became so popular that the digg counters are even screwed up. It's just that awesome. When my shirt finally arrived I immediately found that all the Blood Elves were attracted to me, even the dudes. But that's okay, because such a powerful shirt demands respect. I was attracted to me too.
I think Nethaera must have had such a similar experience. Perhaps she was posing in game as one those Blood Elves? Because that would explain her warning:
"Whoa... no need to dress up that much! Not to mention, it may cause a disturbance you know."
I'm sorry if my shirt wearing caused you any problems Neth. Hopefully Ghostcrawler isn't wearing his anymore either. I know that the one day we both wore ours, the servers crashed. I still feel bad about that.
As you can see, this is serious stuff here people.
If you're going to wear the Three Wolf Moon shirt, you need to heed Neth's warning as well as ours. Make sure your Matthew Rossi chest hair is appropriately combed and your suave Turpster accent is well practiced. For with great power comes even greater responsibility.
Filed under: News items, BlizzCon, Blood Elves
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 6)
Aerislan Jul 15th 2009 6:06PM
lolwut?
Biggerx Jul 15th 2009 7:47PM
Meme much? Guess not. Some of you play WoW too much & are out of touch with the awesomeness that is this shirt. Beware all ye BlizzCon attendees. If too many people are wearing their 3 Wolves, One Moon Shirt Anaheim may implode on itself. Just sayin.
MasterAsh Jul 16th 2009 12:21AM
No, not that I play too much WoW to notice awesome things. . .
Only that most newer memes affect me little. So many reek of too much effort.
doit Jul 16th 2009 1:40AM
Biggerx is very proud of his ability to balance his wow playing and internet fad bandwagoning (why doesn't this word exist?).
Jon Do Jul 16th 2009 8:33AM
It's not funny if we have to explain it.
:(
jjcoola998 Jul 16th 2009 5:11PM
The micheal jacson surrogate mother wears this shirt too lol
http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/03/debbie-rowe-put-out-to-pasture/
qq Jul 17th 2009 10:38AM
I saw these, pretty funny :)
http://warcraftgamegear.blogspot.com/
Looks like a couple of take offs :)
-Matt
Macruss Jul 15th 2009 6:09PM
Who, this shirt is right up there with the A-10 Warthog shirt I used to wear as a kid!
Yeah, I wasn't cool then either.
Macruss Jul 15th 2009 6:11PM
Also, why is it so hard to add edit and/or preview features?
David Jul 15th 2009 7:26PM
Oh man, I had the same shirt! I think I also had an F-15 Eagle sweater. Cheesy '80's graphic t-shirts FTW.
Anaughtybear Jul 15th 2009 7:37PM
A-10 Warthogs are the shit. That's one sexy plane.
Kaawn Jul 15th 2009 6:10PM
zomg... I lol'd
Athinah Jul 15th 2009 6:11PM
um....what the heck? i think someome hacked wowhead o.0
JustinScott Jul 15th 2009 6:17PM
I have owned that shirt since i was 15 =P
Siorra Jul 15th 2009 6:57PM
That wouldn't be much of a feat if you're still 15.
JustinScott Jul 15th 2009 7:12PM
True. But ive had it for about 7 years now, so it actually is quite a feat :)
fuzzknuckles Jul 15th 2009 6:22PM
I have felt my brain hurt for the first time....
Egeria Jul 16th 2009 6:45AM
It's ok.. headaches with pictures are just thoughts... ;)
Starsmore Jul 15th 2009 6:24PM
It's like a really big injoke that is such a let down once you get in on it.
phlem Jul 15th 2009 6:32PM
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.