Blizzard warns against Three Wolf Moon at BlizzCon

My first experience with this shirt of legend, like many of you, came through the largest digg in the known universe. It became so popular that the digg counters are even screwed up. It's just that awesome. When my shirt finally arrived I immediately found that all the Blood Elves were attracted to me, even the dudes. But that's okay, because such a powerful shirt demands respect. I was attracted to me too.
I think Nethaera must have had such a similar experience. Perhaps she was posing in game as one those Blood Elves? Because that would explain her warning:
"Whoa... no need to dress up that much! Not to mention, it may cause a disturbance you know."
I'm sorry if my shirt wearing caused you any problems Neth. Hopefully Ghostcrawler isn't wearing his anymore either. I know that the one day we both wore ours, the servers crashed. I still feel bad about that.
As you can see, this is serious stuff here people.
If you're going to wear the Three Wolf Moon shirt, you need to heed Neth's warning as well as ours. Make sure your Matthew Rossi chest hair is appropriately combed and your suave Turpster accent is well practiced. For with great power comes even greater responsibility.
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Reader Comments (Page 2 of 6)
fatboy_aidan Jul 15th 2009 8:41PM
you sir, have won
inuzukagenin Jul 15th 2009 8:50PM
@phlem
you sir, have won
Blast9 Jul 15th 2009 9:11PM
Copypasta = win?
Continuum6 Jul 15th 2009 10:02PM
win
dawnseven Jul 16th 2009 8:54AM
@phlem
I don't know if that was more funny, or more disturbing. A+
Fel Jul 16th 2009 9:27AM
Yeah at least cite the source you ripped that from. Amazon -> The Mountain Men's Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee -> Top review.
majorfalcon Jul 16th 2009 10:14AM
He just copy pasted from amazon.
EZ Jul 21st 2009 11:08AM
as others have said...that is copy pasta from amazon reviewer (L2 give proper credit)
I would also like to add that digg fails and reddit ftw.
Reddit > Digg
Braundo Jul 15th 2009 6:25PM
The only people I ever see wearing those shirts are fat balding guys at the mall.
Molsan Jul 15th 2009 6:35PM
Clearly you are not in a state to comprehend the power and spirit of the three wolves and moon.
Chris A Jul 15th 2009 7:10PM
Lmao!
Keyra Jul 16th 2009 12:32AM
Serves you right for living in Texas then! j/k ;-)
Dissentience Jul 15th 2009 6:29PM
This is the worst article ever to be posted on this site.
impurezero Jul 15th 2009 6:39PM
Where's this one rank? :)
http://www.wow.com/2009/02/02/local-news-on-wow-lingo/
Adam Holisky Jul 15th 2009 6:45PM
Worst?
Or the best?
Q Jul 15th 2009 6:48PM
Do you hang on to every word that is wow, so much so that you can't laugh at something that is actually funny? I for one am glad it is not another 'OMG they changed something on the ptr' post.
impurezero Jul 15th 2009 6:50PM
Dissentience must ****ing hate April Fools Day. :)
dissentience Jul 15th 2009 7:02PM
@Q that's not it at all, but if they're going to post something that's not that relevant, at least make it funny. This is just lame.
@impurezero that video was terrible, and I want the time it took to watch it back. Including the time it took to search for it on YouTube.
Q Jul 15th 2009 7:14PM
@Dissentience..erp, Negative Nancy.
'Nothing special. The art is well done, but other than that, just a basic shirt, despite all protestations to the contrary above.' (From the bottom of the first page of reviews on Amazon.)
Is that you reviewing it? Looks like it to me. You need to calm down and realize that the shirt is better than you and you will never know its power. And I am sorry you were born without a sense of humor.
soatari Jul 15th 2009 7:54PM
@Adam:
It's definitely one of the worst. Don't kid yourself.