Blizzard warns against Three Wolf Moon at BlizzCon

My first experience with this shirt of legend, like many of you, came through the largest digg in the known universe. It became so popular that the digg counters are even screwed up. It's just that awesome. When my shirt finally arrived I immediately found that all the Blood Elves were attracted to me, even the dudes. But that's okay, because such a powerful shirt demands respect. I was attracted to me too.
I think Nethaera must have had such a similar experience. Perhaps she was posing in game as one those Blood Elves? Because that would explain her warning:
"Whoa... no need to dress up that much! Not to mention, it may cause a disturbance you know."
I'm sorry if my shirt wearing caused you any problems Neth. Hopefully Ghostcrawler isn't wearing his anymore either. I know that the one day we both wore ours, the servers crashed. I still feel bad about that.
As you can see, this is serious stuff here people.
If you're going to wear the Three Wolf Moon shirt, you need to heed Neth's warning as well as ours. Make sure your Matthew Rossi chest hair is appropriately combed and your suave Turpster accent is well practiced. For with great power comes even greater responsibility.
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Reader Comments (Page 5 of 6)
Kiki Jul 16th 2009 12:41AM
Lawl, posted on that earlier. My boyfriend has the shirt, bought it as a joke. He wears it though D:
eric_barbaric Jul 16th 2009 1:36AM
Wow...I thought I was an uber dork for a portion of my wardrobe consisting of marvel comic and transformers t-shirts. Then you guys reminded me of this t-shirt, which reminded me that there are even bigger dorks out there (especially when you lump in the eagle and bear versions of this shirt...minus the moon of course). Thank you for making a dork feel a little higher on the dork food chain.
SaintStryfe Jul 16th 2009 1:54AM
Here's been my night in /trade:
The Three Wolf Shirt will prevent your soul from being taken by Frostmourne. The shirt owns it all ready.
Illidan's little blindfold? Rolled up three wolf shirt. He saw it, and decided he didn't need to use his eyes any longer.
Van Cleef was promised a three wolf shirt in payment for his Mason work. He didn't get it. And thus, the Delfias.
Troggs invaded Gnomergon for a three wolf shirt. To fight them off, the gnomes attempted to create a four wolf shirt. The city remains irradiated to this day.
If you wear a three wolf shirt in Desolace, you instantly become exalted with Gelkis Centaur Clan.
Little known fact: Gul'dan wore a three wolf shirt under his robes. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
I heard the Lich King got Arthas to follow him to Northrend by giving Mal'Ganis a [Three Wolf Shirt] to drop.
Jania and Thrall broke up when he stretched out her three wolf shirt one morning.
Kel'thas thought having his three wolf shirt shrink in the wash was merely a setback. But it hurt him a lot more then he cares to admit.
The Sundering did not create the Maelstrom. It was a ship that sunk carrying a crate of Three Wolf Shirts.
Xanwryn Jul 16th 2009 5:32AM
Dear god it's the new Chuck Norris. WE'RE FUCKING DOOMED.
JaneLame Jul 16th 2009 6:15AM
Best comment ever.
K. Y. Jelly Jul 16th 2009 2:57AM
did u just post an inside joke i mean i geuss that woulod be an ok shirt ya but not server crashing worthy
Xanwryn Jul 16th 2009 5:31AM
Funny is watching a grade-A comedy movie and laughing your head off. Funny is not looking at a fucking t-shirt and seeing 1200+ over-exaggerated reviews on it written by 1200+ morons who want their 15 minutes of fame but will never get it.
I'm sorry but I fail to see how or why I should give a shit about a t-shirt (albeit a cool-looking one, but not the point). I also fail to see why I'm even responding to an obvious troll attempt, just like a lot of topics now written on this blog.
majorfalcon Jul 16th 2009 10:14AM
^ is troll
Xanwryn Jul 17th 2009 1:26AM
^ is an idiot.
uncaringbear Jul 17th 2009 3:56AM
^ fails epically.
JaneLame Jul 16th 2009 6:12AM
I too saw the 3WM t-shirt and thought, oh well, yet another meme, whatever. Then I got the t-shirt for my-birthday, and wore it during a raid to Ulduar the next day. I swear what I'm about to write is true: Yogg-Saron saw it, howled to the moon and fled through the instance door. We never saw it again. Martin Fury is for nabs, 3WM is the real thing.
Ricohardt Jul 16th 2009 6:15AM
I hate memes so much. I really hope WoW.com isn't heading the way of trade spam.
Aramis Jul 16th 2009 8:46AM
Three Wolves One Moon!??!
Ooooohhhhkay.... O_o
Whatever happened to the dogs playing poker? Call me old fashioned...
(and trailor trash oriented... :P )
Sleutel Jul 16th 2009 9:12AM
Socially acceptable alternative:
http://www.threadless.com/product/1596/Quit_Howling_at_Me
Naix Jul 16th 2009 9:14AM
Just looking at the picture of the three wolf 1 moon shirt has raised my T count by double.
Mordockk Jul 16th 2009 9:41AM
I would pay $8.99 for that shirt!
Alverian Jul 16th 2009 11:26AM
Chuck Norris put on this T-Shirt and his sweat got locked in every thread. Later one of the Titans found the shirt and realized the power in it and cloned it. Now when someone puts on this shirt they to are empowered with the power of the Chuck.
Nassira Jul 16th 2009 1:28PM
Funny...I'm suddenly strangely and powerfully attracted to this website. I feel like...I dunno...maybe I should take off all of my clothes and rub myself all over the monitor. Strange, but very real. In fact, if I could make sweet love to it right now, I might just do so. I wonder if anyone at work would find it odd if I just got up on the table top and gave the computer a few licks? I think we're soul mates. Would you like some of my Mountain Dew?
6000 Jul 16th 2009 3:03PM
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=grocery&qid=1247770775&sr=1-1
Xanwryn Jul 17th 2009 5:14AM
I expect more from hypocrites.