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7-15-2009 @ 6:24PM
It's like a really big injoke that is such a let down once you get in on it.
7-15-2009 @ 6:32PM
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him. I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt. Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
7-15-2009 @ 8:41PM
you sir, have won
7-15-2009 @ 8:50PM
@phlemyou sir, have won
7-15-2009 @ 9:11PM
Copypasta = win?
7-15-2009 @ 10:02PM
7-16-2009 @ 8:54AM
@phlemI don't know if that was more funny, or more disturbing. A+
7-16-2009 @ 9:27AM
Yeah at least cite the source you ripped that from. Amazon -> The Mountain Men's Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee -> Top review.
7-16-2009 @ 10:14AM
He just copy pasted from amazon.
7-21-2009 @ 11:08AM
as others have said...that is copy pasta from amazon reviewer (L2 give proper credit)I would also like to add that digg fails and reddit ftw.Reddit > Digg
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