Brad Pitt offers advice on dealing with your WoW wife
by Lesley Smith 
Jul 22nd 2009 at 5:00PM
The idea of this seems to be updating social rules for the twenty-first century (and not make you look like a jackass). He's responsible for the 'Ask a Basterd' sections which feature fun photography and answers life's insanely important questions, like what to do with your WoW wife if you suspect she is, in fact, a he.
Pitt suggests the following should you suspect your 'wife' (night elf, blood elf or even human, I doubt it matters on the specifics) is actually a guy. Yes, he's playing the fidelity card: Should you confront the individual? "Absolutely not. If it's good, don't check under the hood. I say, love her with everything you've got. I mean, she's your wife, man!"
What I want to know is, does Pitt play WoW and is his advice based on real experience? Somehow I see him as an Orc ...
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
impurezero Jul 22nd 2009 5:05PM
Haha...this is why I think Brad Pitt would be fun to hang out with...
jfofla Jul 22nd 2009 5:07PM
Brad and Angelina would be Night Elves.
gryx Jul 22nd 2009 5:11PM
Gnome for sure. Although closer in height to a dwarf, they are just too round.
Wither Jul 22nd 2009 5:13PM
Coolest celebrity couple on Earth.
jjcoola998 Jul 22nd 2009 5:17PM
orly
Bubsa Jul 22nd 2009 5:19PM
Brad's probably a Night Elf, on the count that they both have the exact same facial expression for any given scenario.
/cue meows
...
(You know I'm right)
Candina@WH Jul 22nd 2009 5:23PM
Brad is a Blood Elf. Angelina is a Night Elf.
Jennifer Anisten is an Undead.
Robert M Jul 22nd 2009 6:44PM
Did you see Marly and Me? There is nothing UNdead about that career. I think it's just plain dead/
Dulock Jul 22nd 2009 8:08PM
@Robert
You didn't like Marley and Me? for shame
Spazmoose Jul 22nd 2009 5:24PM
I somehow think that Brad would play a Blood Elf Paladin, while Angelina would be a Orc Hunter, because Brad seems more like a "pretty boy" and Angelina seems more ruthless.
Eternauta Jul 22nd 2009 5:38PM
This ^
Though I'd change Orc for Troll.
Troll ladies are cool :P
Worcester Jul 22nd 2009 7:26PM
I heard that Angelina automatically gets the Matron title every time she makes an alt.
Nathanyel Jul 22nd 2009 5:36PM
http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/magazine/17-08/by_ask_movie
Can I answer my cell during a movie if it seems urgent?
Never. It may be a brief interruption—just a few seconds—but what if someone sitting near you is trying to make a decent bootleg? Did you ever think of that? Now all those street-corner copies are permanently defiled by your so-called "emergency." Don't be so damn selfish.
This is the stuff why I've always like Brad.
Worcester Jul 22nd 2009 6:14PM
Brad's down to Earth sense of humor is great.
Clearly he rolls Horde.
Agerath Jul 22nd 2009 6:42PM
Since he's no longer a teenager and (probably) doesn't cut himself, I'd argue the toss on that one...
Mornhadine Jul 22nd 2009 7:51PM
Based on his rep bonus from everything he does, I'd say Brad is a Human. Possibly a rogue based on his fight scenes.
Robert M Jul 22nd 2009 6:45PM
I'd go troll too!
obarthelemy Jul 22nd 2009 6:58PM
funny
Worcester Jul 22nd 2009 7:00PM
But he confronts his enemies in a fair fight (Fight Club) so he clearly can't be Alliance.
Tanzo Jul 22nd 2009 7:30PM
However, when the Fight Club was about to get kicked out by the property owner, Brad Pitt did the very Alliance style move of "Cry and Bleed all over your opponent until they go away!"